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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4200 on: December 26, 2018, 10:45:26 PM »
Looking forward to Murphy saying Salah should be banned for 5 games.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4201 on: December 26, 2018, 10:45:34 PM »
Listening to Radio five live for large parts of today and various other outlets over the last few days there is no doubt, Spurs are the current media darlings. (They didn't sign anybody you know?)

But, I'm glad we're 'under the radar' somewhat, (well as much as you can be when you're top of the league).

They’re always the media darlings!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4202 on: December 26, 2018, 10:48:42 PM »
Looking forward to Murphy saying Salah should be banned for 5 games.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4203 on: December 26, 2018, 10:49:09 PM »
Technique that from Dead-Eye Degsy.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4204 on: December 26, 2018, 10:54:15 PM »
Great cross  from Trent Van Dijk.  D'oh!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4205 on: December 26, 2018, 10:57:06 PM »
Never change, Phil.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4206 on: December 26, 2018, 10:57:08 PM »
Phil Neville, not bitter at all.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4207 on: December 26, 2018, 10:57:08 PM »
fuck off neville you daft twat

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4208 on: December 26, 2018, 10:57:29 PM »
No Murph, Lovren is not our 4th choice centre back

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4209 on: December 26, 2018, 10:58:06 PM »
Crikey, consensus.  Good lads.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4210 on: December 26, 2018, 10:58:33 PM »
"I'd walk into this Liverpool team, I would." - Danny Murphy.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4211 on: December 26, 2018, 10:58:50 PM »
They only 'analysed' the penalty? Of course they did! ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4212 on: December 26, 2018, 10:58:56 PM »

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4213 on: December 26, 2018, 10:59:24 PM »
Remember the name....Yerry Mina
I believe the average spend will go up £5 ahead and that’s being very conservative. So that’s £185k. Then you have a new 25k who will spend £10 a head that’s £250k. This is without the massively enhanced hospitality areas.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4214 on: December 26, 2018, 10:59:55 PM »
Losing 5-1 to Everton should be automatic relegation.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4215 on: December 26, 2018, 11:00:43 PM »
No Murph, Lovren is not our 4th choice centre back

That whole segment was bizarre.  Fabinho played the full match for the last 3 league fixtures, but apparently he's not first choice.

That's a ridiculous penalty shout for Everton.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4216 on: December 26, 2018, 11:01:24 PM »
Jordan Pickford “Fuck I’m gonna be the worst English goalkeeper on the pitch”

Joe Hart “Hold my beer”
I believe the average spend will go up £5 ahead and that’s being very conservative. So that’s £185k. Then you have a new 25k who will spend £10 a head that’s £250k. This is without the massively enhanced hospitality areas.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4217 on: December 26, 2018, 11:02:14 PM »
He tackles like everyone. Shoots like everyone. Has skill like everyone. Headers like everyone. Free kicks like everyone. Technique like everyone.

The man's got some kind of deluded warped opinion of himself, like he thinks he was a world beater.

You're Danny Murphy. Your claim to fame is scoring a free kick or two against United in your heyday. That's it.



He also got sent off against them.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4218 on: December 26, 2018, 11:02:50 PM »
Joe Hart “Hold my beer”
Didn’t Burnley have two good keepers last year?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4219 on: December 26, 2018, 11:02:51 PM »
Pickford :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4220 on: December 26, 2018, 11:03:55 PM »
They scored 5 goals, but still found time for some Pickford related comedy.  What a side!

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4221 on: December 26, 2018, 11:04:09 PM »
Losing 5-1 to Everton should be automatic relegation.

With a P45 given to the manager..

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4222 on: December 26, 2018, 11:04:41 PM »
Benny Hill sketch in Evertons goal there, with picko as lead

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4223 on: December 26, 2018, 11:04:55 PM »
Didn’t Burnley have two good keepers last year?

They had 2 English keepers, which equates to 2 bang average to shite keepers, then they added a fucking shite keeper

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4224 on: December 26, 2018, 11:06:34 PM »
5-1, eh?

If you squinted, you'd think you were watching Man United.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4225 on: December 26, 2018, 11:07:16 PM »
They had 2 English keepers, which equates to 2 bang average to shite keepers, then they added a fucking shite keeper
That’s fair.  They were no Alissons, but not were they two sacks of mouldy potatoes.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4226 on: December 26, 2018, 11:07:58 PM »
Didn’t Burnley have two good keepers last year?

Yeah I think Heaton was performing statistically about the best in the league but got injured and then Pope came in and did much the same....so they went and got Joe Hart because reasons.

Oh well
I believe the average spend will go up £5 ahead and that’s being very conservative. So that’s £185k. Then you have a new 25k who will spend £10 a head that’s £250k. This is without the massively enhanced hospitality areas.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4227 on: December 26, 2018, 11:10:56 PM »
Is it just me or is he calling Sane 'Zaney'

no idea, not watching it, but if he's saying Za-nay, he's saying it right. Not so much if he's saying 'Zany' as in whacky, that would be incorrect ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4228 on: December 26, 2018, 11:11:15 PM »
They had 2 English keepers, which equates to 2 bang average to shite keepers, then they added a fucking shite keeper

To be fair the other two are only not being played because they ain't "joe hart". Heaton's a much more rounded keeper for a kick off.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4229 on: December 26, 2018, 11:12:54 PM »
To be fair the other two are only not being played because they ain't "joe hart". Heaton's a much more rounded keeper for a kick off.
Pope's been injured and I'd expect will come back in once he's regained fitness.

All goalkeepers called "Heaton" are severely overrated.  :P
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4230 on: December 26, 2018, 11:13:09 PM »
Paraphrasing - "They have to stop conceding so many goals, go back to being solid at the back."

Well done Neville captain fucking obvious. Instead of making statements like that, you're being asked to provide info on how that can be done. So painful watching these two dickheads.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4231 on: December 26, 2018, 11:14:15 PM »
Pope's been injured and I'd expect will come back in once he's regained fitness.

All goalkeepers called "Heaton" are severely overrated.  :P

Aye and he's better too lol.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4232 on: December 26, 2018, 11:15:36 PM »
MOTD gets worse every time you watch it & used to be must watch, switched it off after our highlights. :no

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4233 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:04 PM »
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4234 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:19 PM »
They said it couldn’t be done, they said no side in the world could manage to beat both Cardiff and Huddersfield but they reckoned without the baby faced assassin.


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4235 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:29 PM »
Paraphrasing - "They have to stop conceding so many goals, go back to being solid at the back."

Well done Neville captain fucking obvious. Instead of making statements like that, you're being asked to provide info on how that can be done. So painful watching these two dickheads.
Aye. Thought the same. He's looked at the main stats like goals for and against and just went with the most reductive and obvious answer.


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4236 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:40 PM »
MOTD gets worse every time you watch it & used to be must watch, switched it off after our highlights. :no
They don't show anywhere near enough football.  They show the goals and a couple of near misses, and then have their shit pundits rattle on for 6 or 7 minutes - often analysing stuff they didn't even show in the highlights.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4237 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:41 PM »
Paraphrasing - "They have to stop conceding so many goals, go back to being solid at the back."

Well done Neville captain fucking obvious. Instead of making statements like that, you're being asked to provide info on how that can be done. So painful watching these two dickheads.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4238 on: December 26, 2018, 11:16:57 PM »
Solskjaer speaks very well and the results speak for themselves

Very impressed

Very worried
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4239 on: December 26, 2018, 11:17:48 PM »
Wins over Cardiff and Huddersfield and they’re back.
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