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MOTD thread
« on: August 13, 2016, 07:32:44 PM »
New season, new thread. Running order for tonight's show:

Hull v's Leicester
Man City v's Sunderland
Bitters v's Spurs
Burnley v's Swansea
Crystal Palace v's West Brom
Middlesbrough v's Stoke
Southampton v's Watford

« Last Edit: August 29, 2017, 09:38:19 AM by John C »

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2016, 07:34:37 PM »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2016, 07:35:26 PM »
It'll be a real snooze fest tonight. Going to do my usual, record it and fast forward through all the "expert analysis".

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2016, 07:36:54 PM »
It'll be a real snooze fest tonight. Going to do my usual, record it and fast forward through all the "expert analysis".

Can't be arsed watching any of that by the looks of it. Struggle to get into a new season when the Olympics are on with the exception of our game.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2016, 07:51:09 PM »
Lineker in his underpants is the only reason to tune in
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2016, 08:01:24 PM »
Lineker in h is under pants is the only reason to tune in

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2016, 09:23:10 PM »
Lineker in his underpants is the only reason to tune in

I'll be tuning in for this, then tuning out once I find out if he done it.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2016, 10:31:22 PM »
He actually did it  :lmao :lmao
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2016, 10:32:02 PM »
In decent shape is Gary
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2016, 10:32:04 PM »
That was amusing, especially as he made no mention of it!

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2016, 10:32:04 PM »
In good shape for a 55 year old

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2016, 10:32:26 PM »
He actually did it  :lmao :lmao
he was in shorts, not underpants to be fair

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2016, 10:32:32 PM »
The absolute madman.
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2016, 10:33:12 PM »
Well done to Lineker for that.  ;D

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2016, 10:33:57 PM »
I hope there's someone on holiday in England, flicking through the channels and now confused as fuck.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2016, 10:34:36 PM »
Was expecting briefs to be honest

I feel cheated
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2016, 10:35:33 PM »
Surely he'll be clothed for the rest of the programme? Fair play if he does the whole thing in those kecks.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2016, 10:36:23 PM »
He better keep it that way for the entire show, that was the bet!
Was expecting briefs to be honest

I feel cheated
Same, feel short changed he wasn't in Y-Fronts

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2016, 10:37:33 PM »
He better keep it that way for the entire show, that was the bet!

It was so unfeasible Leicester win the league he couldve said anything. Gutted hes got such a limited imagination
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2016, 10:37:41 PM »
“I carry them with me: what they would have thought and said and done. Make them a part of who I am. So even though they’re gone from the world they’re never gone from me.”

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2016, 10:38:32 PM »


Fair play to him. Top marks. Giggling Ian Wright and Shearer in the background actually made it.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #21 on: August 13, 2016, 10:39:59 PM »
Fair play to him. Top marks. Giggling Ian Wright and Shearer in the background actually made it.
Wrighty is all over that. Banter and lads, lad banter. Bants

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2016, 10:40:26 PM »
Ranieris constant 'we're shit' reverse psychology is boring as fuck now.

Really hope he knocks it off soon
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2016, 10:40:34 PM »
'Playing with two up front.'

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2016, 10:41:34 PM »
Hahaha, he's doing it.

Top marks Gary, you win.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2016, 10:41:43 PM »
Haha, fair play. Helps when you're in decent shape & the 'pants' are pretty much shorts, but still.. bet he's been in the gym all summer in preparation though ;D

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2016, 10:41:49 PM »
Still going, fair play
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2016, 10:44:43 PM »
Fair play to him. Top marks. Giggling Ian Wright and Shearer in the background actually made it.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2016, 10:45:23 PM »
Haha, fair play. Helps when you're in decent shape & the 'pants' are pretty much shorts, but still.. bet he's been in the gym all summer in preparation though ;D

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2016, 10:45:28 PM »
 
I hope there's someone on holiday in England, flicking through the channels and now confused as fuck.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #30 on: August 13, 2016, 10:45:59 PM »
Tell you what good job Ian Wright aint doing it

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #31 on: August 13, 2016, 10:46:00 PM »
Enjoyed Linekers face as he tried to ask 'alan'  a serious question.  Oh my god... it goes on.  This is a bad bad day. ;D I reckon he's got an erec... Ah it ends. Phew.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #32 on: August 13, 2016, 10:46:28 PM »
Like a Chippendale is presenting.  :D

Right, back to the Sports Day.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #33 on: August 13, 2016, 10:46:55 PM »
I like the idea of someone from another country channel hopping and wondering why half naked men present football shows in England

Have you see Italys version of football focus/soccer saturday and the girl on there?

Obscene
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2016, 10:47:00 PM »
Well played Gary  ;D

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2016, 10:47:13 PM »
Wrighty is all over that. Banter and lads, lad banter. Bants

Lol you have no idea how many times I had to retype that sentence to try avoid using "banter" lol.

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2016, 10:52:08 PM »
Have you see Italys version of football focus/soccer saturday and the girl on there?

Obscene
Stick it on Bravo. Up after 'Italian Stripping Housewives'

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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2016, 10:55:26 PM »
Got his kit back on, not good enough!
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2016, 11:10:27 PM »
Stick it on Bravo. Up after 'Italian Stripping Housewives'

Quality telly

Ive noticed the Italians dont mind celebrating the female form in extremely vivid detail while discussing football
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Re: MOTD 2016/17 thread
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2016, 11:17:12 PM »
Ive noticed the Italians dont mind celebrating the female form in extremely vivid detail while discussing football
Empowering women while also watching football. It's the modern man