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You're in the wrong thread, the skyscraper dream thread is a little below this one.

Split and merged. Any other wank will be split and moved here.
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Split and merged. Any other wank will be split and moved here.

How very dare you.

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Meady with you being in the bizz have you had any insider previews of the new Everton makeover? There's been a bit of chatter about the Goodison trophy-room cuckoo clock taking more prominence.

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Any news on this Meady? (the new shop)

I want sexy links to skyscrapercity pics - hope it's 8 storeys tall and the corners are filled in.

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Any news on this Meady? (the new shop)

It's got a thousand doors.
You have to go through it to get to the ground and you're locked in for an hour after the game.


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Need a like/recommend function for posts like that!
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Amazing, I love how it compliments the area as a whole
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Can't wait to see the bitters' attempt to block that out :D
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Some chatter on the fora about the final touches.

It seems Spurs are pulling out all the stops

...We need the mirror tunnel Spurs are putting in

...They're getting a "Cheese Room", it sounds amazing


what have we got lined up Meady?

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Maybe they are looking at my idea of building an aubergine Kop at the Annie Road End.... and then putting a second tier on the existing Kop.

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Is a Carrot Kop possible? I'm seeing $$$ signs here for the potential veg farming partnerships we could bring in.

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Is a Carrot Kop possible? I'm seeing $$$ signs here for the potential veg farming partnerships we could bring in.

Don't be mental Craig.

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Needs the Pete Price lizard adding for full effect though.
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I just do not understand why these designs are not in the Echo and Daily Mirror; anybody know the editors?


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Brilliant!!!! See it fits seamlessly into the rest of the stadium and surrounding area!!!

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Just had a peek at this out of interest.  It really is a super wankfest,  unbelievable how much time and effort is invested in creating unworkable designs,  not far short of the back row of the Kop being on the Moon, FFS.
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Just had a peek at this out of interest.  It really is a super wankfest,  unbelievable how much time and effort is invested in creating unworkable designs,  not far short of the back row of the Kop being on the Moon, FFS.

Well at least the people on the moon would literally be able to say there is no atmosphere😀

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Just had a peek at this out of interest.  It really is a super wankfest,  unbelievable how much time and effort* is invested in creating unworkable** designs,  not far short of the back row of the Kop being on the Moon, FFS.

* Beer
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Well at least the people on the moon would literally be able to say there is no atmosphere😀
;D ;D ;D...............nice !

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I thought you Architects were kidding with these designs ... I am gobsmacked having seen Yekaterinburg's World Cup er, improvements  :o








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I thought you Architects were kidding with these designs ... I am gobsmacked having seen Yekaterinburg's World Cup er, improvements  :o




Congrats to meady1981 on getting this commission. Still think the top of the stand could do with a bronze Ian Ayre sitting atop Vladimir Putin's shoulders, but even so, good job, good effort
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Congrats to meady1981 on getting this commission. Still think the top of the stand could do with a bronze Ian Ayre sitting atop Vladimir Putin's shoulders while wrestling a bear, but even so, good job, good effort

I'm in if this happens.

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No separate hotel needed either as the aubergine has seating rotated for sleeping! OR, if you sit/lie with your head at 90degrees to the pitch to watch the game, if Alisson does another Cruyff turn it won't look anywhere near as bad!!
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Any ideas about the new fondue / hotdog “straight to your seat” delivery system being implemented. Parachutes from drones maybe? Or we could bring the arl white-coated juicy fruit chuckers out of retirement - those lads had better throws than jocky Wison

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Anyone have any of the prototype drawings for the proposed new Everton  ground?

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Anyone have any of the prototype drawings for the proposed new Everton  ground?

This seems the most likely one I believe...


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Anyone have any of the prototype drawings for the proposed new Everton  ground?
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More like a tissue box. Perfect for all those bitter tears.
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More like a tissue box. Perfect for all those bitter tears.

It should be on wheels, then they can pusher fucker off the dock at the end of the season.