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I want it to be like a mile high
Have big shiny lights
18 tiers
A singing section
A half and half scarf stall on every level
Retractable roof and opinions
And it to be called the ABBA Chiquitita stand and we all sing ABBA songs before the game



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I think something like this should do the trick...


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I want it to be like a mile high
Have big shiny lights
18 tiers
A singing section
A half and half scarf stall on every level
Retractable roof and opinions
And it to be called the ABBA Chiquitita stand and we all sing ABBA songs before the game



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That upper tier had pillars!! PILLARS!!!!!
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That upper tier had pillars!! PILLARS!!!!!

Was the roof support wasn't it, running the length of the roof. Not actual pillars.

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Was the roof support wasn't it, running the length of the roof. Not actual pillars.

Yep. Similar setup at the Aviva Stadium


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Yes, we need an over-blown NFL stadium as a memorial to a crook who almost ruined the club... maybe have giant holograms of Hicks and Gillett on the big glass wall.
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I think something like this should do the trick...



i actually loved that design but still preffered to stay at anfield. fucking off rick parry's standard bowl design best thing those cowboys done.

60k capacity should be enough. don't get some people's obsession with 70k/80k stadiums bigger doesn't mean better.
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wasnt it meant to have an 18,000 seated Kop.
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It had a big stand at one end that had nothing to do with the Kop. Sorry, but I despise that pile of shite. A distorted American Football Stadium designed by architects who hadn't a clue commissioned by arseholes who didn't give a shit about the club or how football is actually watched. If you wanted to be able to nip of and have a beer during the match and watch the game on a Jumbotron, or sit miles further away from the pitch than you needed to because they made the away too small and put in a pointless rake along the back of the stand...

And bankrupted the club of course, or left us with a half finished white elephant...

We dodged a massive bullet on that steaming turd of a design.
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I want it to be like a mile high
Have big shiny lights
18 tiers
A singing section
A half and half scarf stall on every level
Retractable roof and opinions
And it to be called the ABBA Chiquitita stand and we all sing ABBA songs before the game



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It had a big stand at one end that had nothing to do with the Kop. Sorry, but I despise that pile of shite. A distorted American Football Stadium designed by architects who hadn't a clue commissioned by arseholes who didn't give a shit about the club or how football is actually watched. If you wanted to be able to nip of and have a beer during the match and watch the game on a Jumbotron, or sit miles further away from the pitch than you needed to because they made the away too small and put in a pointless rake along the back of the stand...

And bankrupted the club of course, or left us with a half finished white elephant...

We dodged a massive bullet on that steaming turd of a design.
Aesthetically, I like it.

Didn't they have plans for some kind of premium hospitality 'bunker' under the pitch?

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The exterior isn't so bad.  The fact that it wasn't simply another soul-less bowl appealed to me.  Of course I learned a lot from people on here about how hideous and impractical the design of the interior was and my interest cooled.

I suspect something could have been done with it but I'm rather relieved it never happened.
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Hi guys. New to the forum. I've done a mock up of what I think we should be realistically aiming for next year. I think 140,000 is our sweet spot. I think we should completely get rid of the Walton Breck road and the local businesses and build a mega mega mega Kop. Its only the locals that use that road anyway, they can find another route. We should extend the Annie Road all the way back to Goodison, it'd be really funny if they could see it from their changing rooms. Also I think we should have a runway and a big slide. Oh yeah and we should fill in the corners with the Westfalstadion corners. We MUST have corners.

Hope you like it.

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Amazing.

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Thanks for your feedback Craig.
Thought I'd start getting some more detailed renders done for phase 1 (August)
Anfield Road end first extension (will only be to half size of final extension).
Further renders will show Stanley Park being concreted over and turned into the Muti Story Car Stanley Park.
All four corners of the Westfalstadion shipped over from Germany and installed - got to have corners can't stress this enough.
I've decided to knock down another 200 houses (its fine, locals can go elsewhere) to build the Krazy Kemlyn Krispy Kreme Killer Koaster.
There will be a cable car linking to the newly named 'Higher than Ayre itself Memorial Stand'.

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This is all well and good Meady.
But typically, as with all pie in the sky architects, you have neglect the transport plan.
Where is the monorail to the city centre? No straight lines, must have corners.

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What about a zip line from top of the new Anny to the City Centre?

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Just back off you two yeah, I've spent at least 30 minutes fine tuning my grand vision. Ive already provided a runway on the roof and an - albeit short - cable car network from the KKK-KKK. My original idea was to just build this in London so you cant have everything.

I submit my plans to FSG this morning. I'll keep you all posted.

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Just back off you two yeah, I've spent at least 30 minutes fine tuning my grand vision. Ive already provided a runway on the roof and an - albeit short - cable car network from the KKK-KKK. My original idea was to just build this in London so you cant have everything.

I submit my plans to FSG this morning. I'll keep you all posted.

Think you can get around the transport problems by turning the back of the stand into a block of flats.
And all the world is football shaped, It's just for me to kick in space. And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste.

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Lovin that shit Meady.

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Lovin that shit Meady.

Not bothered to redirect Walton Breck though. Seems a half arsed job to be honest.

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Think you can get around the transport problems by turning the back of the stand into a block of flats.

What transport problems? Rumours are that several hundred of these will be located in Stanley Park.



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Think you can get around the transport problems by turning the back of the stand into a block of flats.

Have you not seen the runway? He's going to fly people in!
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Have you not seen the runway? He's going to fly people in!

Wirral to Anfield is a pretty short flight mate.

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Wirral to Anfield is a pretty short flight mate.

So we'll be able to make plenty of journeys! I don't see a flaw in this plan at all
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So we'll be able to make plenty of journeys! I don't see a flaw in this plan at all

The Wirral doesn't have an airport mate.

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The Wirral doesn't have an airport mate.

Kinell Craig, do I have to do all the thinking? New Brighton Beach? There's enough land by Pensby High School for a small plane to take off from. Build it and they will come!
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Kinell Craig, do I have to do all the thinking? New Brighton Beach? There's enough land by Pensby High School for a small plane to take off from. Build it and they will come!

That's Everton thinking that mate.

Graham and his lot wanna be getting on an A380, not some bloody Cesnar.

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That's Everton thinking that mate.

Graham and his lot wanna be getting on an A380, not some bloody Cesnar.

I was on about an A380. Thats tiny compared to some of the military big boys
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I was on about an A380. Thats tiny compared to some of the military big boys

Suppose we could use the Begluga along with the North Wales lot if they can make it to Broughton.

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Suppose we could use the Begluga along with the North Wales lot if they can make it to Broughton.

Now there's some real blue sky thinking right there!!
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I personally still like my zip line idea.

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Not quite a viable alternative though. The cost just doesn't meet to profit margin demands!
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I personally still like my zip line idea.
Well you would, being an FSG shill, trying to get us to settle for the shittiest option. ;D

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Not quite a viable alternative though. The cost just doesn't meet to profit margin demands!

What if we get it sponsored?

What's the going rate for a zip line fan transportation device attached to stadiums these days?