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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1320 on: April 30, 2018, 04:23:18 PM »
Villa-esque unflushable turd.

Worse, in the sense they kept bubbling back up into the toilet bowl.  Still in their (meagre) defence, they were known to sometimes sing YNWA when playing United.  Would have helped if they actually took some points of the feckers every now and again but alas they were usually one of the teams that spread their arse cheeks for them.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1321 on: April 30, 2018, 04:49:08 PM »
Cheers lads for reminding me.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1322 on: April 30, 2018, 05:02:10 PM »
I actually forgot the reason why i dislike them.
Were you born on Tyneside?    :D
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1323 on: April 30, 2018, 05:03:34 PM »
Shame Coleman was sacked, he may have taken the sad fucks down again    :lickin
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1324 on: April 30, 2018, 05:39:17 PM »
Villa-esque unflushable turd.
They've well and truly been sent to the sewers now.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1325 on: May 2, 2018, 10:44:34 PM »
Gonna be a Netflix documentary on Sunderland this season :lmao

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1326 on: May 2, 2018, 10:46:22 PM »
Gonna be a Netflix documentary on Sunderland this season :lmao

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1327 on: June 27, 2018, 05:02:17 PM »
Should have done it years ago you dopey bastards.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1328 on: June 27, 2018, 08:05:56 PM »
Should have done it years ago you dopey bastards.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/44631488

Sunderland became a knackers yard for ex Everton cart horses. Lescott, Oviedo and Gibson spring to mind.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1329 on: June 27, 2018, 08:34:48 PM »
another prodigal son returning to the pit?

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1330 on: August 4, 2018, 12:26:53 PM »
Sunderland v Charlton Athletic in Division 3 kicks off in 5 minutes.     ;D
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1331 on: August 4, 2018, 12:35:28 PM »
Sunderland manager for opening game in last 8 seasons:

11-12 Steve Bruce
12-13 Martin O’Neill
13-14 Paolo Di Canio
14-15 Gus Poyet
15-16 Dick Advocaat
16-17 David Moyes
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1332 on: August 4, 2018, 12:38:32 PM »
15 months ago Sunderland were in the Premier League, a League above Newcastle and now they are in Division 3, two Leagues below us.    :D
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1333 on: August 4, 2018, 12:41:27 PM »
And they give away a penalty ins8de 10 minutes

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1334 on: August 4, 2018, 12:41:35 PM »
Stonewall pelanty. Don't know what Maguire is moaning about.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1335 on: August 4, 2018, 12:43:20 PM »
Off to a good start I see.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1336 on: August 4, 2018, 12:44:16 PM »
Sunderland manager for opening game in last 8 seasons:

11-12 Steve Bruce
12-13 Martin O’Neill
13-14 Paolo Di Canio
14-15 Gus Poyet
15-16 Dick Advocaat
16-17 David Moyes
17-18 Simon Grayson
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That lot couldn't organise a piss up between them   :)
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1337 on: August 4, 2018, 12:46:52 PM »
That lot couldn't organise a piss up between them   :)

But they could definitely finish one up

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1338 on: August 4, 2018, 12:53:02 PM »
The Mackems look like they are ready to throw the towel in all ready as Charlton's players wreak havoc.

New season, new owners, new players, new league . . . . . same old Sunderland.

Useless c*nts    ;D
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1339 on: August 4, 2018, 01:25:26 PM »
Half time Sunderland 0-1 Charlton Athletic.

At this moment in time the Mackems are bottom of Division 3     :lickin
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1340 on: August 4, 2018, 01:33:56 PM »
first game so loads of time to sort themselves out, still reckon they'll be playing you lot next season ;)

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1341 on: August 4, 2018, 01:48:22 PM »
remember Newcastle first few games in the championship...

well...except they had rafa in charge ;D

Jerome Sinclair subbed in. I have seen that name before. Lets hope Brewster does better.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1342 on: August 4, 2018, 01:56:55 PM »
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1343 on: August 4, 2018, 02:00:03 PM »
remember Newcastle first few games in the championship...

well...except they had rafa in charge ;D

Jerome Sinclair subbed in. I have seen that name before. Lets hope Brewster does better.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1344 on: August 4, 2018, 02:28:06 PM »
Half time Sunderland 0-1 Charlton Athletic.

At this moment in time the Mackems are TOP of Division 3     :lickin

fixed it for yer ;D

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1345 on: August 4, 2018, 02:50:18 PM »
Literally only just saw they binned off Rodwell.  101 games in 6 years on £70k a week.  Take-home pay of about, what, £36k?  £36k over 52 weeks for 6 years...

£11.2m he got.

Fucking.  Hell.

EDIT: apparently was on £40k at City, so take-home of probably £20k-ish.

Just the £9.7m then.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1346 on: August 4, 2018, 03:10:02 PM »
Literally only just saw they binned off Rodwell.  101 games in 6 years on £70k a week.  Take-home pay of about, what, £36k?  £36k over 52 weeks for 6 years...

£11.2m he got.

Fucking.  Hell.

EDIT: apparently was on £40k at City, so take-home of probably £20k-ish.

Just the £9.7m then.

Not only his wages, but would have thought other players would have been on similar deals as well, & main reason why these are in a mess financially.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1347 on: August 4, 2018, 04:33:51 PM »
They just had to go and spoil my fun didn't they.    :no

No doubts the inbred fuckwits from the village of the damned will be making on like they just won the Champions League, World Cup and Grand National rolled into one.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1348 on: September 19, 2018, 02:22:33 PM »
"There is an aggressive “three-year plan” with the intention to make Sunderland a force in the Premier League again".

AGAIN,  What the fuck do you mean again?

When exactly were these Muppets a force in the Premier League?

Laughable     :P

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1349 on: September 19, 2018, 10:46:44 PM »

That lot couldn't organise a piss up between them   :)

    :lmao

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1350 on: September 19, 2018, 11:09:16 PM »
"There is an aggressive “three-year plan” with the intention to make Sunderland a force in the Northern Premier League

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/16886494.sartori-sends-strong-message/



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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1351 on: September 20, 2018, 08:57:58 AM »
    :lmao

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1352 on: October 17, 2018, 10:09:34 PM »

beach ball

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1353 on: December 4, 2018, 02:54:44 AM »

Gonna be a Netflix documentary on Sunderland this season :lmao

Here is the trailer:    :wave

https://streamable.com/iq16h

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1354 on: December 4, 2018, 09:47:30 AM »
Might give it a watch, documentaries on football are always better when the team is shit.


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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1355 on: December 6, 2018, 10:41:06 PM »
Might give it a watch, documentaries on football are always better when the team is shit.

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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1356 on: December 7, 2018, 04:04:35 PM »
I actually forgot the reason why i dislike them.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1357 on: December 8, 2018, 05:38:21 PM »
A 1-1 draw with Acrington Stanley      ;D
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1358 on: December 8, 2018, 05:39:28 PM »
Didn’t finish, did it? Thought it got abandoned.
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Re: Sunderland
« Reply #1359 on: December 14, 2018, 11:59:58 PM »
The bit in the Netflix doc where Coleman and that fan square up after Coleman’s called a prick ;D