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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2280 on: April 14, 2019, 08:19:38 PM »
Hazard doesn't play for us. Shite. FSG out etc etc

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2281 on: April 14, 2019, 11:12:54 PM »
Not going a goal down or having to rely on a 90th minute own goal.

SHITE

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2282 on: April 15, 2019, 06:18:20 AM »
Yeah, but hazard hitting the post was basically a goal, and a goal at that time for Chelsea would have changed the game completely... So did we even actually win? Not really, no.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2283 on: April 15, 2019, 12:29:26 PM »
only 3 fist pumps from a manager whose supposed to be passionate about the club......shite
part of the noise!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2284 on: April 15, 2019, 08:02:21 PM »
We set the record fee for a keeper, yet he's only as good as De Gea, 18 clean sheets... Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2285 on: April 16, 2019, 09:10:41 AM »
Can we cope with 2 games abroad within the space of a few days? Doubt it. It'll all go to pot in Wales on Sunday.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2286 on: April 16, 2019, 09:31:29 AM »
only 3 fist pumps from a manager

Get him volini spray for his muscles.

Oh shit. We might have to sell Firmino, Salah, Mane, Wijnaldum and Robertson to fund this.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2287 on: April 17, 2019, 10:11:45 PM »
Our leading assist provider didn't assist even one of the 4 goals today, shite! Sell Robbo!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2288 on: April 17, 2019, 10:20:20 PM »
Porto have gorgeous wine from their river!

Any wine from the Mersey... Yuck.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2289 on: April 17, 2019, 10:21:19 PM »
Shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2290 on: April 17, 2019, 10:23:00 PM »

Oh shit. We might have to sell Firmino, Salah, Mane, Wijnaldum and Robertson to fund this.

Good, they are shite anyway!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2291 on: April 17, 2019, 10:42:22 PM »
0-6 in 2 legs against Porto last year and 1-6 this year. Clearly we are getting worse and worse by time.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2292 on: April 17, 2019, 10:46:03 PM »
0-6 in 2 legs against Porto last year and 1-6 this year. Clearly we are getting worse and worse by time.

Thought it was 0-5 in two legs? Still, we didn't concede against them last year and did this. Our defence must have got worse.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2293 on: April 17, 2019, 10:50:56 PM »
Didn’t need VAR to chalk off a late winner. SHITE

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2294 on: April 17, 2019, 11:10:03 PM »
Last season we managed to score 10 goals in the last 16 and quarters.

This season...only 9 goals. Why are we so shite?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2295 on: April 18, 2019, 12:49:13 AM »
Quite poor, really. Still needing points and wins for the double and a whole month left in it, slackers. Plus Porto had the ball and some worm killer shots in the first half, shameful Shite just ask twitter its true. We should have resigned and gone home, lucky to squeak out the 1-4 as it was.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2296 on: April 18, 2019, 09:29:01 AM »
This team doesn't seem to even know how to be shite anymore. I mean, what could be easier than being absolute shite? How shite is that!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2297 on: April 18, 2019, 12:11:55 PM »
Nobody's even talking about our match. We're second rate to Spurs!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2298 on: April 21, 2019, 07:26:19 PM »
At this stage in the season, the Eve can still finish within 30 points of us!

Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2299 on: April 21, 2019, 07:33:57 PM »
New club record in the Prem era for points and still no title sealed?  :no

Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2300 on: April 22, 2019, 05:59:26 PM »
Players making their own decisions about corner routines!!!! SHITE
part of the noise!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2301 on: April 22, 2019, 07:05:26 PM »
We scored 6 last time we went to Cardiff, standards are clearly dropping ,  utter SHITE!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2302 on: April 22, 2019, 07:19:11 PM »
Players making their own decisions about corner routines!!!! SHITE

Remember the last time the players ignored the manager and did their own thing and as a result Rafa massively disrespected Sam Allardyce? So much so that Alex Ferguson had to get involved? Expect Colin and Ole to be at it this week.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2303 on: April 22, 2019, 07:51:45 PM »
Forced to root for "Glory, Glory, ManUtd" on Wednesday.  What's this world coming to!?

Utter Shite...
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2304 on: April 22, 2019, 07:57:48 PM »
Forced to root for "Glory, Glory, ManUtd" on Wednesday.  What's this world coming to!?

Utter Shite...

And we can't even start a 'Man Utd are shite thread'. At least not ironically.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2305 on: April 22, 2019, 08:21:46 PM »
This bloody new stand massively increases the amount of time it takes to get home after the game!  The sooner we get relegated and gates drop to around 30,000 per match, the bloody better.  It's shite at the moment. 
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2306 on: April 23, 2019, 11:21:18 AM »
The 4G at Anfield wasn't working right for me!! FFS how am I meant to Snapchat the game?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2307 on: April 23, 2019, 12:13:49 PM »
The 4G at Anfield wasn't working right for me!! FFS how am I meant to Snapchat the game?

cant even film the whole game live and stream to me mates .. utter shite
part of the noise!!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2308 on: April 26, 2019, 10:12:31 PM »
Only scored 5 against a championship side, shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2309 on: April 26, 2019, 10:28:44 PM »
Our top scorer may win the Golden Boot, but can't even make it in the team of the year. Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2310 on: April 26, 2019, 10:29:27 PM »
Pogba is better than most of our midfield, it says in this Daily Mail.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2311 on: April 26, 2019, 10:31:07 PM »
Only 5-0 against fucking UddersInTheField?

Do I even have to say it?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2312 on: April 26, 2019, 10:33:24 PM »
Mane missed an open net from 6 yards. Fucking useless with his head.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2313 on: April 26, 2019, 10:41:02 PM »
Showed we could score after 17 seconds, if the lazy gits had kept that pace up we should have won 317-0 but somehow we only got 5 and no hattricks - Shite that!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2314 on: April 26, 2019, 10:42:20 PM »
Took 15 seconds to score the 1st goal against Huddersfield.

Could we not score quicker.

Pathetic.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2315 on: April 26, 2019, 10:43:39 PM »
Took 15 seconds to score the 1st goal against Huddersfield.

Could we not score quicker.

Pathetic.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2316 on: April 26, 2019, 10:45:15 PM »
John W must be seething with this shit brand of “soccer” that Juergens serving up...

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2317 on: April 26, 2019, 10:57:12 PM »
Oh yeah turn on the style and flashy stuff when Lindas there you posers! Pity you cant do that every week - shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2318 on: April 26, 2019, 11:08:50 PM »
13/14 all over again. We’ll be top of many of the stats - GF, GA, GD, two too scorers in the league, a record breaking number of assists for a player, the least losses...and yet still come second. Typical Liverpool. Typical shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #2319 on: April 27, 2019, 05:32:35 AM »
How on earth do you take 100 games to score 69 goals?

That's like 31 games he has done fuckall. In 2 seasons.

Thats 15 games a season or 30% of played games.

He is absolute shite. Sell him asap.
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