Author Topic: The ifitahadnttabeenforthe, woe is me, aftertiming,semi-timing betting thread!  (Read 50097 times)

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Bury not conceding cost me a 45/1 treble. I still managed to get a 14/1 BTTS 4fold up though.
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I boxed clever and got United at 6/1 to qualify inplay. A bit gutted though I felt they'd win with a BTTSW at 12/1 but was too busy to put it on.
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had a free tenner bet

united, brighton and wolves treble got it to 35

stuck it all on psg

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Lukaku hatrick - made up when Rashford took the pen.
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Arsenal. Sake.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Correct score double of Chelsea 3-0, Napoli 3-1. 95/1

c*nts.
"We change from doubters to believers. Now"

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Fuck VAR :no

Dusseldorf penno ruled out by VAR.  The penno taker would have been Lukebakio and brought home a AGS double for 80 quid.

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who is this Hernandez dude for Leeds. I have an 8/1 ags skybet special with Bamford, Aguero and Ronaldo and waiting on bamford who will probs get hooked  ::)

I'm just pissed because the same combo with HernandezI think was 12/1

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1 Reading goal away from £515. Shit cash out offer at full time in the first 3 games, £95 when there was still 15 mins to go in the Reading game.


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1 Reading goal away from £515. Shit cash out offer at full time in the first 3 games, £95 when there was still 15 mins to go in the Reading game.



c*nts
"We change from doubters to believers. Now"

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When GG type bets get nuked by the home side it feels doubly worse to me. The c*nts couldn't give their home fans one goal to celebrate in this cold weather?

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faniced a late goal in the liverpool burnley match

deposited a tenner, odds were 9/2

as soon as i deposited burnley score so didnt get to place it
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had a whole £ on the pool 3-1

26/1          on b365

So obvious in hindsight  8)
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Had Standard Liege BTTS/WIN yesterday to bring home a btts/win double for about 50 quid

Saw they were 0-3 down after 50 minutes so fucked it off

Saw the winnings sat in my betting account this morning as they only went and won 4-3!!

Not a massive win but nice all the same when you think a bet is dead and buried :)

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had a whole £ on the pool 3-1

26/1          on b365

So obvious in hindsight  8)

I got speaking to an Irish lad outside the ground on Wednesday. I said to him just before I got off what's the score going to be then ? He said Mane first goal .. 2 or 3 - 1.

Them Irish eh.
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Fuck right off Portugal (and Serbia).
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Request-A-Bet of Over 2.5 goals, 30+ booking points and 5+ corners for each team, just came in, in the Old Firm Derby. £160.
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Had £10 on a bet builder

Ntcham, Brown, Arfield and Morelos to be booked, Edouard to score and Celtic to win at 80/1

Only Ntcham let it down.

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5 fold yesterday.

Leicester, Villa, Derby, Tranmere, West Ham.

The 4 3pm kick offs came in and then West Ham let it down. Been let down for a combined £650 from the late kick off in the last 2 game weeks.

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One goal away from over 2.5 in the Jupiler . 40/1.

But... got a second half BTTS treble up . 25/1

Yipppeeee !!
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Son and sterling 2 shots on target each 16/1. Skybet only let me put a measly pound on it though  >:(

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Son and sterling 2 shots on target each 16/1. Skybet only let me put a measly pound on it though  >:(
Ouch, you had too many winning bets lately?

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3-1 Mane FGS, 55/1. Fuck you Virgil! You glorious, handsome man!
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4 Spurs booking but the 2 I needed didn't happen.

£8 on Mane, Sterling, Son to score and Pepe, Trippier and Alli to be booked at 325/1

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Ouch, you had too many winning bets lately?

Not even. I've never smashed them consistently at all, i dont understand. only once they let me put £2 on a 250/1 GG and I think theyve punished me ever since (this was yearrrrs ago)

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Celta Vigo have got to be a decent shout with Aspas AGS

As expected Barca are taking their corpses to the game.

Guess who didn't back it?  ::)

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I got in a 72/1 BTTSW Treble up today.

The Huddersfield and Derby game was the last one and Derby were 11/2.

Is right .
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He who sees twats really is a twat themselves - Me - Now .

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I got in a 72/1 BTTSW Treble up today.

The Huddersfield and Derby game was the last one and Derby were 11/2.

Is right .

Congrats!
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Congrats!

Buzzing . Only had a few quid on it but still not complaing. A 40/1 treble nearly came in to but the final game ended 3 - 3.
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A friend in a group in had Salah 1st goal -4-1 scoreline. 66/1

Called him out on the aftertiming but what a bet !!

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A friend in a group in had Salah 1st goal -4-1 scoreline. 66/1

Called him out on the aftertiming but what a bet !!

Seen a screenshot of someone doing the same bet. £10 stake and cashed out at half time for £24

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Seen a screenshot of someone doing the same bet. £10 stake and cashed out at half time for £24

Ouch!


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Boavista
Rangers
Lille

BTTSW

68/1

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He who sees twats really is a twat themselves - Me - Now .

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BTTSW

68/1

 :lmao

You mad bastard.  :thumbup
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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You mad bastard.  :thumbup

The Boavista game was the last one. Looking at the stats they were getting twatted but got a pen in the 76th . I threw a a tenner on a draw in the 80th at 13/2 just incase.

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He who sees twats really is a twat themselves - Me - Now .

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Picked a bet builder for the 365 offer on the United game today.

Rashford AGS
Jorginho booking
Lingaard booking
Over 2.5 throw ins in first 10 mins
Over 1.5 fouls in first 10 mins
Over 2.5 goals

50/1.

Changed Lingaard for Pogba and 2.5 goals to over 8 corners.

£2500 not won. Twat.

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at 3-0 i stuck 40 at just over evens on us minus 4

felt like a twat after
yer ma should have called you Paolo Zico Gerry Socrates HELLRAZOR

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at 3-0 i stuck 40 at just over evens on us minus 4

felt like a twat after

At half time I put £80 on us -1 Asian Handicap. So that's both of us are twats  :D

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A friend in a group in had Salah 1st goal -4-1 scoreline. 66/1

Called him out on the aftertiming but what a bet !!

I was on this too. Only £1.50 stake, cashed out for £50 after Pukki scored thinking a) we'd get our arse in gear with a response and b) that I wanted to enjoy being on the Kop without worrying about checking my phone.

So basically lost £50 for enjoying the experience...this is why I very rarely cash out and just leave things be.
Better than the Invincibles.
Better than Mourinho's Chelsea.
Better than the fabled Man Utd treble team.

I'm alright with that.

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It's a funny ol' game as they say..

I spent quite some time looking into the Celtic game last couple of days, quite convinced about a comfortable home win.

Lumped on Celtic 3+ goals convinced they would be stronger, get first goal and hit on break well.

I got it totally wrong but with this type of bet occasionally you can get lucky! 3-4 :)