Author Topic: The Bow-Legged Chicken  (Read 7999 times)

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The Bow-Legged Chicken
« on: October 8, 2012, 04:38:40 PM »
I'm a bow-legged chicken and a knock-kneed hen
I've never been so happy since I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and a waggle and a squawk
Doing the Liverpool boot walk.
 
I was walking down Lime Street
Swinging my chain
Along comes a cockney
And he asks me my name
I kicked him in the balls
And I punched him in the head
Now that cockney is dead.
« Last Edit: March 5, 2013, 05:09:29 PM by The 5th Benitle »

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Re: The Bow-Legged Chicken
« Reply #1 on: March 1, 2013, 10:15:47 PM »
First verse was:

I'm a bow-legged chicken and a knock-kneed hen
I've never been so happy since I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and a waggle and a squawk
Doing the Liverpool boot walk.

... and the second verse should be:

I was walking down Lime Street with my chain
I met a Cockney bastard and I asked his name
I kicked him in the bollocks and I stabbed him in the head
Now that cockney is dead.
« Last Edit: March 1, 2013, 10:19:14 PM by Redsnappa »