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2018 - Who is worst? Fill yer boots (In no order apart from when nominated)

Danny Mills
136 (13.6%)
Danny Murphy
100 (10%)
Darren Gough
5 (0.5%)
Jermain Jenas
33 (3.3%)
Martin Keown
10 (1%)
Phil McNulty
3 (0.3%)
Phil Neville
68 (6.8%)
Alan Shearer
27 (2.7%)
Mark Lawrenson
22 (2.2%)
Martin Tyler
110 (11%)
Jonathan Pearce
8 (0.8%)
Pat Nevin
3 (0.3%)
David Thompson
0 (0%)
Garth Crooks
75 (7.5%)
Trevor Francis
6 (0.6%)
Glen Hoddle
24 (2.4%)
Michael Owen
42 (4.2%)
Paul Merson
62 (6.2%)
Robbie Savage
33 (3.3%)
Matt Le Tissier
16 (1.6%)
Richard Keys
65 (6.5%)
Roy Keane
8 (0.8%)
Chris Sutton
17 (1.7%)
Adrian Durham
28 (2.8%)
Alan Brazil
19 (1.9%)
Jason Mohammed
12 (1.2%)
Alan SMith
11 (1.1%)
Vassos "bloody" Alexander
4 (0.4%)
Tony Young
0 (0%)
Tim Sherwood
19 (1.9%)
Craig Burley
17 (1.7%)
Jonathan Pearce
10 (1%)
Graeme 'I hate Liverpool' Le Saux
4 (0.4%)

Total Members Voted: 448

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Peter Reid is shit, some of the absolute twaddle he was coming out with about Rafa and defending Ashley on the TV today (think it was Bein sports, as St Clabberts was on too) was unbelievable, what a fucking gobshite, Gray was no better either, the shithouse.

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Peter Reid is shit, some of the absolute twaddle he was coming out with about Rafa and defending Ashley on the TV today (think it was Bein sports, as St Clabberts was on too) was unbelievable, what a fucking gobshite, Gray was no better either, the shithouse.

I didn’t hear it, but you can bet it’s more to do with being anti-Rafa than pro-Ashley.
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How is Steve mcmanaman not on here, the Whiney twat.. it’s like watching a Roy hodgson team with my dad sometimes. He complains in this horrible whiney tone as if he’s forgotten there are millions of people listening in. Shut up Macca.

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4004 on: September 3, 2018, 10:19:03 AM »
Max Rushden is awful. Can tell he's come from the Sky/Soccer AM generation of presenter. Tries to engage in "banter" but fails miserably. Listening to Guardian Football Weekly these days makes you appreciate even more just how good James Richardson is.

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4005 on: September 3, 2018, 01:01:17 PM »
Just realised I put this in the "best commentator/pundit" thread instead of worst, so I'll add it here too...

Listening to Five Live on the way home from Leicester yesterday, fuck me Danny Mills is a miserable twat. On and on about Alisson and how a defender would be dropped next game if he did something like that.

Also came out with something about a pigeon on the pitch during the Chelsea commentary game and said he'd asked what would happen if the ball hit it and went in the goal...went on to say that of course it would be disallowed "just like the beach ball goal was disallowed for Sunderland when they played Liverpool" - I was shouting at my radio like a right idiot!
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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4006 on: September 3, 2018, 07:26:19 PM »
Bloody hell, Paul Ince is one thick twat.

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Bloody hell, Paul Ince is one thick twat.

Just wanted this reiterated after his appearance on BT for tonight's game. Thick in every sense, especially the neck.
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Saw Ref watch on SSN this morning, that Danny Mills is on idiot. Claimed that Millys arm was in an unnatural position for the penalty shout and he put it out to stop the shot. Yeah right, lift your leg out and see if you can do it without moving your arms. Gallagher shot him right down, said no way pen as it deflected off his leg and was impossible to avoid.


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Saw Ref watch on SSN this morning, that Danny Mills is on idiot. Claimed that Millys arm was in an unnatural position for the penalty shout and he put it out to stop the shot. Yeah right, lift your leg out and see if you can do it without moving your arms. Gallagher shot him right down, said no way pen as it deflected off his leg and was impossible to avoid.


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I've always ignored the baldy tit, but you could see it they way he talked shite about us.

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Voted for Martin Tyler and Paul Merson; then clicked Danny Mills instead of Danny Murphy by mistake.
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Danny Mills hates us mate, to the point where he can't hide it.
He hates football as a whole

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My God, Keown was spouting some shite after the game. Ferdinand had to put him straight.

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Normally I don't mind the main NBCSN crew - White, Dixon and Le Saux. But today, utterly rotten. The bias towards Arsenal was somewhat embarrassing.
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My God, Keown was spouting some shite after the game. Ferdinand had to put him straight.

He's been at it all day has Keown.

Earlier on today on BT, he was saying Arsenal are title contenders. Robbie Savage and Chris Sutton ripped the piss out of him.

What did Ferdinand say to put him straight?
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He's been at it all day has Keown.

Earlier on today on BT, he was saying Arsenal are title contenders. Robbie Savage and Chris Sutton ripped the piss out of him.

What did Ferdinand say to put him straight?

Was saying we "cracked under the pressure" late in the game and pointed out that Man City won at The Emirates at a canter. Rio rightly pointed out that Arsenal back then was a completely different team which is spot on. It was Emery's first game and Lacazette was out of favour then. He also had a pop at Salah for "not wanting to get hurt" after his injury, intimating that he's not at the same level as last season (which was never going to be realistic anyway).

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Was saying we "cracked under the pressure" late in the game and pointed out that Man City won at The Emirates at a canter. Rio rightly pointed out that Arsenal back then was a completely different team which is spot on. It was Emery's first game and Lacazette was out of favour then. He also had a pop at Salah for "not wanting to get hurt" after his injury, intimating that he's not at the same level as last season (which was never going to be realistic anyway).

The guy is a fucking moron.
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The guy is a fucking moron.

To be fair to him, not many footballers have been on the cover of Time magazine.
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To be fair to him, not many footballers have been on the cover of Time magazine.

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To be fair to him, not many footballers have been on the cover of Time magazine.
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Was saying we "cracked under the pressure" late in the game and pointed out that Man City won at The Emirates at a canter. Rio rightly pointed out that Arsenal back then was a completely different team which is spot on. It was Emery's first game and Lacazette was out of favour then. He also had a pop at Salah for "not wanting to get hurt" after his injury, intimating that he's not at the same level as last season (which was never going to be realistic anyway).
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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4024 on: November 14, 2018, 03:53:36 PM »
Where can I vote for McManaman & Ian Darke after Sunday’s game. Had to turn the sound off before I put my foot through the screen.

I actually think it would be easier to vote for the best 3 as it’s impossible to narrow it down to 3 given how horrendous at least half of that list are

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4025 on: November 15, 2018, 02:41:27 PM »
Where can I vote for McManaman & Ian Darke after Sunday’s game.
Ian Darke on Sunday reminded me of his biased commentary during early FA Cup rounds, where a small club are up against one of the big boys, and he's so desperate for the small team to win he makes up this narrative to make it sound like the big guns are struggling, etc.

Just fuck off and commentate on the game ya tit.
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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4026 on: November 16, 2018, 11:03:36 PM »
Dunno if he qualifies as a pundit as such, but who in under Jaysus thought it would be a good idea to put Sam Delaney on a Friday night sports show as host ?  He's got the most switchoffable voice I've ever heard. He's actually more annoying than Jeremy Kyle.
And what do you call that tit that does the commentary on radio and wets himself when the ball goes anywhere near the box. Him too

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4027 on: November 17, 2018, 03:44:24 PM »
Gary Birtles.

Fucking hell, what a moaning prick he is.
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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4028 on: November 19, 2018, 04:59:24 AM »
Ian Darke on Sunday reminded me of his biased commentary during early FA Cup rounds, where a small club are up against one of the big boys, and he's so desperate for the small team to win he makes up this narrative to make it sound like the big guns are struggling, etc.

Just fuck off and commentate on the game ya tit.

Darke is terrible always looking for an angle or story rather than just commentating on the game generally last about 10 mins before the mute button rescues me. On BT I don't mind Darren Fletcher as commentator (avoided that Fletch & Sav rubbish) to the point where I don't notice him, which is always a decent sign for commentator.

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4029 on: November 24, 2018, 06:50:34 PM »
Can we add Steve Mcmanaman to the list please? Can’t stand him as a co-commentator.  :wave

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4031 on: November 25, 2018, 11:31:38 AM »
Jake Humphrey after this one

https://twitter.com/rffh/status/1066435700533403648?s=21

Just didn't seem to get what Rio was referring to, was he even listening to what Rio was saying?

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4033 on: November 25, 2018, 11:50:26 AM »
Just watching Goals on Sunday. It's amazing how Chris Kamara could have stopped every goal ever scored.

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4034 on: November 25, 2018, 11:55:40 AM »
Just watching Goals on Sunday. It's amazing how Chris Kamara could have stopped every goal ever scored.

It’s unbelievable.

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4035 on: November 25, 2018, 12:02:46 PM »
Just watching Goals on Sunday. It's amazing how Chris Kamara could have stopped every goal ever scored.

Hey Geoff, what Geoff, did you say something?

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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4036 on: November 27, 2018, 09:30:02 PM »
Steve McManaman, Jesus fucking wept.
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Re: 2018 - Who is worst Commentator/Pundit? Get your votes in and I'll add them
« Reply #4038 on: November 28, 2018, 11:52:04 AM »
Richie Benaud.
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Danny Mills = total tit.