Author Topic: The Jordan Pickford thread (Read 194787 times)

butchersdog · « **Reply #1640 on:** October 15, 2020, 09:08:13 am »

Quote from: Gifted Right Foot on October 15, 2020, 04:08:54 am

I just don't understand how he can still be so arrogant after the form he's been in the last couple of years. I reckon he genuinely thinks he's the best keeper in the world. I wish i had just a bit of that self esteem.

The Nicholas Bendtner of keepers.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1641 on:** October 15, 2020, 09:18:06 am »

Quote from: elbow on October 15, 2020, 03:36:37 am

Warming up beautifully for the weekend.

HA. I pressed the wrong tab, thought this was the Jordan HENDERSON thread and just realised it was the other Mackem Jordan thread.

Yes, his weird dash around the area makes Adrian look decent.

My only concern is that his awful ricks are made every other game so he may have already used up this week's supply of cock up, up.

So… Howard Philips · « **Reply #1642 on:** October 15, 2020, 09:19:00 am »

Quote from: JC the Messiah on October 15, 2020, 08:01:52 am

If the "Peter Principle" is the concept of someone being promoted above their level of competence,... what would be the definition of the "Pickford Principle"!?

For a further example, see the 'Johnson Theorem'.

Kennys from heaven · « **Reply #1643 on:** October 15, 2020, 09:43:45 am »

Don't listen to the nasty people Jordan - You're doing well... keep it up lad.

Kennys from heaven · « **Reply #1644 on:** October 15, 2020, 09:45:40 am »

Quote from: Gifted Right Foot on October 15, 2020, 04:08:54 am

I just don't understand how he can still be so arrogant after the form he's been in the last couple of years. I reckon he genuinely thinks he's the best keeper in the world. I wish i had just a bit of that self esteem.

Tell a lie often enough...

disgraced cake · « **Reply #1645 on:** October 15, 2020, 11:25:21 am »

We better not dare consider not scoring at least twice at the weekend. They've conceded 2 at Goodison to Brighton and West Brom. Even Fleetwood stuck a couple past them. Pickford himself just keeps getting worse and worse. Need to test him far more than we have done at Goodison in the 3 games we've failed to score against him there.

an fear dearg · « **Reply #1646 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:06:48 pm »

Had to laugh at the end when there was a free kick and Pickford hit it. Last chance to get an equaliser and he shanks the kick low and Denmark clear it with ease. Ball ends up back with him for a second go and he slices right under it and Denmark actually break forward with the ball.....I reckon Sadio will score a goal like his goal against Chelsea!

afc tukrish · « **Reply #1647 on:** October 15, 2020, 01:57:58 pm »

Quote from: JC the Messiah on October 15, 2020, 08:01:52 am

If the "Peter Principle" is the concept of someone being promoted above their level of competence,... what would be the definition of the "Pickford Principle"!?

Someone being promoted to within arms reach of their competence?

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1648 on:** October 15, 2020, 02:10:37 pm »

Quote from: an fear dearg on October 15, 2020, 01:06:48 pm

Had to laugh at the end when there was a free kick and Pickford hit it. Last chance to get an equaliser and he shanks the kick low and Denmark clear it with ease. Ball ends up back with him for a second go and he slices right under it and Denmark actually break forward with the ball.....I reckon Sadio will score a goal like his goal against Chelsea!

Pretty sure at that point Tyler said something about how it was so unlike Pickford, his distribution is normally so good

JC the Messiah · « **Reply #1649 on:** October 15, 2020, 02:21:07 pm »

Quote from: fish, barrel, etc. on October 15, 2020, 01:57:58 pm

Someone being promoted to within arms reach of their competence?

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... and then having a meltdown and blaming everyone else when it inevitably goes tits-up.

an fear dearg · « **Reply #1650 on:** October 15, 2020, 04:36:13 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on October 15, 2020, 02:10:37 pm

Pretty sure at that point Tyler said something about how it was so unlike Pickford, his distribution is normally so good

Thankfully I had it on mute!!!

Wingman · « **Reply #1651 on:** October 15, 2020, 11:28:01 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on October 15, 2020, 02:10:37 pm

Pretty sure at that point Tyler said something about how it was so unlike Pickford, his distribution is normally so good

I’ve heard this said by others before, yet his distribution is one of his biggest weaknesses ... and that’s saying something

afc tukrish · « **Reply #1652 on:** October 15, 2020, 11:29:48 pm »

Quote from: Wingman on October 15, 2020, 11:28:01 pm

I’ve heard this said by others before, yet his distribution is one of his biggest weaknesses ... and that’s saying something

diving at full stretch is one of his smallest positives...

FOOT · « **Reply #1653 on:** October 15, 2020, 11:33:18 pm »

I thought he’d changed his MO for the penalty. It looked like he’d dived as Ericksen started his run up as opposed to diving after the ball had already hit the back of the net as he used to do.

jacobs chains · « **Reply #1654 on:** October 16, 2020, 05:57:14 am »

Quote from: JC the Messiah on October 15, 2020, 08:01:52 am

If the "Peter Principle" is the concept of someone being promoted above their level of competence,... what would be the definition of the "Pickford Principle"!?

Timing is everything. Just because an opportunity has already passed you by that doesn't mean that you shouldn't fling yourself wholeheartedly at it.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1655 on:** October 16, 2020, 09:23:27 am »

Quote from: FOOT on October 15, 2020, 11:33:18 pm

I thought he’d changed his MO for the penalty. It looked like he’d dived as Ericksen started his run up as opposed to diving after the ball had already hit the back of the net as he used to do.

He was definitely diving out of the way of the ball

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1656 on:** October 16, 2020, 11:48:02 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on October 4, 2020, 11:49:36 am

Who is their reserve keeper and why can’t he get a look in?

Warwick Davis

Skeeve · « **Reply #1657 on:** October 16, 2020, 01:50:14 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on October 16, 2020, 11:48:02 am

Warwick Davis

So the increase in arm length would be offset by the lack of height?

lfc_col · « **Reply #1658 on:** October 16, 2020, 02:47:45 pm »

Anyone got a gif from the other night in the build up to the penalty when he came rushing out

Ziltoid · « **Reply #1659 on:** October 16, 2020, 03:48:43 pm »

This one

lfc_col · « **Reply #1660 on:** October 16, 2020, 04:06:24 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on October 16, 2020, 03:48:43 pm

This one

Ghost Town · « **Reply #1661 on:** October 16, 2020, 04:43:15 pm »

Shame we can't see the Premature Pyrojaculation in that gif. Otherwise it would be perfect.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1662 on:** October 16, 2020, 05:33:22 pm »

Quote from: Wingman on October 15, 2020, 11:28:01 pm

I’ve heard this said by others before, yet his distribution is one of his biggest weaknesses ... and that’s saying something

Yup, even said on here when he moved to them and was praised to high heaven.

His distribution is absolutely woeful and always has been.

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #1663 on:** October 16, 2020, 05:34:50 pm »

Quote from: lfc_col on October 16, 2020, 02:47:45 pm

Anyone got a gif from the other night in the build up to the penalty when he came rushing out

Would like to see this as well.

It's a huge mistake and he hasn't been properly called out on it.

oxenstierna · « **Reply #1664 on:** October 17, 2020, 12:41:18 pm »

Absolute joke of a footballer.

Zlen · « **Reply #1665 on:** October 17, 2020, 12:43:20 pm »

Horrible nasty twat.

Redbonnie · « **Reply #1666 on:** October 17, 2020, 12:45:54 pm »

Trying to get in with the Everton fans.. the complete shithouse. Should be off the field.

Vote For Pedro · « **Reply #1667 on:** October 17, 2020, 12:46:48 pm »

Absolute fucking c*nt

bird_lfc · « **Reply #1668 on:** October 17, 2020, 12:46:59 pm »

Shithouse of a bloke and a bang average goalkeeper.

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #1669 on:** October 17, 2020, 12:53:21 pm »

How the fuck is the c*nt still on the pitch, offside or not that is a red all day long.

LFCEmpire · « **Reply #1670 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:01:07 pm »

Horrible c*nt.

Samie · « **Reply #1671 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:02:37 pm »

Nasty challenge on Virg, the fucker should've been off.

planet-terror · « **Reply #1672 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:21:16 pm »

Dirty bastard
Can he be retro punished for that?

RedSince86 · « **Reply #1673 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:22:47 pm »

He's does that challenge all the time.

Shocking coward decision by the Var officials, 2-0 and 10 men Everton but no they take the coward route.

Lee1-6Liv · « **Reply #1674 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:23:56 pm »

Quote from: planet-terror on October 17, 2020, 01:21:16 pm

Dirty bastard
Can he be retro punished for that?

Better punishment for Everton would be for him to play.

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1675 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:28:07 pm »

Absolute shithouse. How is that not a red regardless of offside?

SK8 Red · « **Reply #1676 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:33:12 pm »

BT sport referee confirms players still responsible for their actions so should be a card. Obviously a red card

I've been a good boy · « **Reply #1677 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:34:21 pm »

Not only is he a shit keeper but a dickhead of a person too. Massively arrogant, hope someone brings him down a peg or two

Red Beret · « **Reply #1678 on:** October 17, 2020, 01:34:54 pm »

C*nt.

RedForeverTT · « **Reply #1679 on:** October 17, 2020, 02:15:21 pm »

I really have to switch off the audio. Pickford well organised? Go fuck yourself