Author Topic: Shanklyboy's and Fat Scousers ( Leo who's still alive ) auld arse thread (Read 4002586 times)

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #1440 on:** February 6, 2009, 11:26:26 pm »

Nah. Can't beat these....

redprodigal · « **Reply #1441 on:** February 6, 2009, 11:28:05 pm »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 6, 2009, 11:26:26 pm

Nah. Can't beat these....

Saw that a few times on "It'll be allright on the night"

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1442 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:02:39 am »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 6, 2009, 10:47:55 pm

Fuckinell doc, that picture of that poor little girl is one of the most iconic things ever. I only say this cos when I was a young fella and I went to the States, I ended up with some bird who's auld fella was a pilot in Vietnam. The bird was sound, but I hated her auld fella that much that every time I looked at him all I could think of was that poor little girl. And I couldn't get it out of me head. I was convinced that kunt had down that. Mind you his daughter could go like a rip-rap so fuck him.

You should have been there at the funeral mate; they played 'Cavatina', the theme tune from 'The Deerhunter' (me missus selected it), there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1443 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:03:56 am »

Quote from: redprodigal on February 6, 2009, 10:52:56 pm

I'll raise you my Johnny Seven tommy gun

Jesus, I got flashbacks there an' everyting.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1444 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:06:27 am »

Anyway, what about 'Space Patrol' then!

And 'Noggin the Nog'!!

jaydog · « **Reply #1445 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:22:44 am »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on February 7, 2009, 12:06:27 am

Anyway, what about 'Space Patrol' then!

And 'Noggin the Nog'!!

Noggin the Nog was thinkin about that one early on, remember it bout 72/73 somewhere round there

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1446 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:30:33 am »

Quote from: jaydog on February 7, 2009, 12:22:44 am

Noggin the Nog was thinkin about that one early on, remember it bout 72/73 somewhere round there

Yeah, his trusty sidekick was called Fornoggsen, and the bad guy was called (you got it) Noggbad the Bad.

Space Patrol chould definitely be resurrected - that was like real weird man.

jaydog · « **Reply #1447 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:33:24 am »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on February 7, 2009, 12:30:33 am

Yeah, his trusty sidekick was called Fornoggsen, and the bad guy was called (you got it) Noggbad the Bad.

Space Patrol chould definitely be resurrected - that was like real weird man.

lol, a lot of memories coming back tonight on here

jaydog · « **Reply #1448 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:42:42 am »

Lost in Space (Julie Robinson) The Banana Splits, The Double Deckers, What about the Wackers with ken Jones (shit just editing this for remembered Keith Chegwin yep Cheggars/Cheggers was in it too)

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #1449 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:44:48 am »

I love the way Fat Scouser says, "I've gotta go now" and three hours later he's still here.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1450 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:46:02 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2009, 12:44:48 am

I love the way Fat Scouser says, "I've gotta go now" and three hours later he's still here.

Yeah I wish he'd just fuck off.

jaydog · « **Reply #1451 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:46:11 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2009, 12:44:48 am

I love the way Fat Scouser says, "I've gotta go now" and three hours later he's still here.
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jaydog · « **Reply #1452 on:** February 7, 2009, 03:53:49 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 6, 2009, 06:58:48 pm

Anything on the internet to prove this?

should there be

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #1453 on:** February 7, 2009, 03:58:55 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 7, 2009, 12:44:48 am

I love the way Fat Scouser says, "I've gotta go now" and three hours later he's still here.

Stalker

biddy · « **Reply #1454 on:** February 7, 2009, 12:27:08 pm »

mary mungo and mitch
how did they get to the top floor in the lift as no one was tall enough to reach the button in the lift

Kwaideng · « **Reply #1455 on:** February 7, 2009, 08:18:15 pm »

Well...I bet FS had a fuckin day to remember down there today!!! Hope he behaved himself and comes back in one piece.....

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #1456 on:** February 7, 2009, 08:28:32 pm »

Quote from: OLDSCROTE on February 7, 2009, 08:18:15 pm

Well...I bet FS had a fuckin day to remember down there today!!! Hope he behaved himself and comes back in one piece.....

I bet you he's fucking rotten drunk.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #1457 on:** February 8, 2009, 12:46:46 am »

Bumping this so Fat Scouser doesn't have to search for it.
Hope you had a cracking day, Fats..

redprodigal · « **Reply #1458 on:** February 8, 2009, 10:43:12 pm »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on February 8, 2009, 12:46:46 am

Bumping this so Fat Scouser doesn't have to search for it.
Hope you had a cracking day, Fats..

Such a cracking day that he hasn't got home yet

shanklyboy · « **Reply #1459 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:01:24 am »

Due to circumstances beyond my control I used my phone to have a look in here over the weekend.
What a weird experience that was.

Even more so when I saw the posts.........I thought I had gone into some weird parallel universe with all the Fireball X-L 5 stuff etc. Brilliant though.

So I thought I'd add a few of my own.

4 Feather Falls.
The Singing ringing tree.
Family at War.
Petticoat Junction.
Casey Jones.
Green Acres.
The Wild Wild West.
Branded.
Jimmy Clitheroe.
Mr Pastry.
Lawman.
The Outer Limits.
My Favourite Martian.
F-Troop.
Gilligans Island.
Bilko.

Anyone remember the spin off series from The Beverly Hillbillies with Jethro in the army/air force.? Or am I getting it mixed up with something else?

That's enough for now I think.......oh what about Muffin the Mule..... Is it still an offense?

Manila Vanilla · « **Reply #1460 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:27:19 am »

.....and Captain Pugwash!

shanklyboy · « **Reply #1461 on:** February 12, 2009, 02:30:01 am »

Quote from: Manila Vanilla on February 12, 2009, 02:27:19 am

.....and Captain Pugwash!

Roger the cabin boy & MasterBates?

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #1462 on:** February 12, 2009, 10:56:25 am »

Quote from: shanklyboy on February 12, 2009, 02:30:01 am

Roger the cabin boy & MasterBates?

And Staines the Seaman.... yep Fatty's back, ended up in fucking Plymouth nevermind Portsmouth.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1463 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:07:57 am »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 12, 2009, 10:56:25 am

ended up in fucking Plymouth nevermind Portsmouth.

Did yer go there by mistake, or did yer go there afterwards - I always get them confused meself, like.

shanklyboy · « **Reply #1464 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:08:34 am »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 12, 2009, 10:56:25 am

And Staines the Seaman.... yep Fatty's back, ended up in fucking Plymouth nevermind Portsmouth.

I can beat that FS.
Got as far as Birmingham and ended up turning back......spent the rest of the time in ozzy with pneumonia.

How did you manage to get mixed up?

kesey · « **Reply #1465 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:15:30 am »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 12, 2009, 10:56:25 am

And Staines the Seaman.... yep Fatty's back, ended up in fucking Plymouth nevermind Portsmouth.

Was you trying to find Captain Pugwash?

I heard a story years ago but Iam not sure if it's true. In the late 90's we played a team from Slovakia in The UEFA or Cup Winners Cup. Some dozy bastards fucked up and booked a flight to Slovenia instead.

Like I say I heard this in a boozer at the match and can't verify it to be true.

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #1466 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:23:49 am »

Sorry lads, wish it was a tale of drunken debauchery and wrong turns. But went to Portsmouth and then on to Plymouth to work a mate's flower pitch for him while he was away. So, nothing exciting, just been away trying to get me few bob for Madrid.
Mission accomplished.... if I can just stay away from the misleading grog.

kesey · « **Reply #1467 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:26:49 am »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 12, 2009, 11:23:49 am

Sorry lads, wish it was a tale of drunken debauchery and wrong turns. But went to Portsmouth and then on to Plymouth to work a mate's flower pitch for him while he was away. So, nothing exciting, just been away trying to get me few bob for Madrid.
Mission accomplished.... if I can just stay away from the misleading grog.

I thought you were going to say it was you that flew to Slovenia for a minute then.

Have a good time in Madreeeed.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1468 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:33:53 am »

Keep away from the Museo de Jamon - they might put you on display.

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #1469 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:40:51 am »

I made that mistake before.... ended up in Plymouth after the West Ham final in Cardiff. Tried to bunk in about 5 times, got collared by the same bizzy cos I was half drunk. On the last one, I said... Ahh come on mate, let us in. I'm not a scally. I'm 50 years of age.
He said... Well act it, and go an watch the match in that pub over there, or you can listen to it from the cells under here.
The rest, as they say, is... a disgrace.

Anyway, off to watch The Big Match revisited on ITV4. The bluenoses v Bristiol City. Must be an old FA Cup game. Still hope they get twatted though.

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #1470 on:** February 12, 2009, 11:41:41 am »

Quote from: Dr. Beaker on February 12, 2009, 11:33:53 am

Keep away from the Museo de Jamon - they might put you on display.

PS.... Is that for me girth or patter?

Fat Scouser · « **Reply #1471 on:** February 12, 2009, 12:35:46 pm »

All finished, off out, but.....

Febuary 1979. 4 - 1 put Blueshite top of the league. Bluenoses singing.... "We're gonna win the league," the Boney M one. But still great to watch, and I hope they show the rest of that season. Them c*nts are in for a shock - we won that one.

I love watching it though...
Elton Welsbey commentary. Jimmy Armfield pundit.
Bristol - Joe Royle, Clive Whithead, Gerry Gow. Norman Hunter and Terry Cooper (Past their best and looking like proper donkey's). And Peter Cormack, bigger and better things for that lad.
Bluenoses - Gordon Lee's team, Latchford and Thomas, Dobson, Mick Lyons, Colin Todd (always too good for them) Andy King (Hat-trick) and that shite Scottish goalie that they thought was good - George Wood.

Birmingham v Leeds was on as well.

Every Thursday morning, 11:30 on ITV4. You should watch it if you get the chance. I love watching the crowds. Constant chants about violence from young skins, and loads of auld women in head scarfs down the front. Please refrain from throwing missiles boards all round the ground and shithouse rolls landing in the penalty area. Weird and brilliant.

its cold in the stands · « **Reply #1472 on:** February 12, 2009, 05:52:53 pm »

Quote from: FAT SCOUSER on February 12, 2009, 12:35:46 pm

All finished, off out, but.....

Febuary 1979.Bristol - Joe Royle, Clive Whithead, Gerry Gow. Norman Hunter and Terry Cooper (Past their best and looking like proper donkey's). And Peter Cormack, bigger and better things for that lad.

cormack had left us by then mate, he played for us in the early 70`s.

tedthered · « **Reply #1473 on:** February 12, 2009, 06:14:28 pm »

Cormack left in November 1976 after getting injured Ray Kennedy took his place in the side and he was never able to regain his place so he went to Bristol City.
So I am guessing that Fats meant Cormack was playing for Bristol City.

redprodigal · « **Reply #1474 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:03:07 pm »

Quote from: tedthered on February 12, 2009, 06:14:28 pm

Cormack left in November 1976 after getting injured Ray Kennedy took his place in the side and he was never able to regain his place so he went to Bristol City.
So I am guessing that Fats meant Cormack was playing for Bristol City.

Remember him scoring against Leeds next but last game of the season in 72/73. Was down by the corner flag on the right hand side of the Kop and could hardly see a thing. We won 2-0 to clinch the league. That was my first trophy. Some goals you just never forget.

tedthered · « **Reply #1475 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:05:40 pm »

Quote from: redprodigal on February 12, 2009, 08:03:07 pm

Remember him scoring against Leeds next but last game of the season in 72/73. Was down by the corner flag on the right hand side of the Kop and could hardly see a thing. We won 2-0 to clinch the league. That was my first trophy. Some goals you just never forget.

Cormack was a decent player.

McMahon · « **Reply #1476 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:29:08 pm »

Peter Cormack was so underestimated in my opinion. One of those players who would ghost through a game and out of nothing the ball would be in the back of the net. Only a slight build of a bloke, but he would often get stuck in, in the oppents area and steal the ball. Could turn on a sixpence a great oppertunist.

tedthered · « **Reply #1477 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:37:57 pm »

Peter Cormack

McMahon · « **Reply #1478 on:** February 12, 2009, 08:55:15 pm »

Your a Star Ted The Red.

its cold in the stands · « **Reply #1479 on:** February 12, 2009, 09:37:25 pm »

Quote from: tedthered on February 12, 2009, 06:14:28 pm

Cormack left in November 1976 after getting injured Ray Kennedy took his place in the side and he was never able to regain his place so he went to Bristol City.
So I am guessing that Fats meant Cormack was playing for Bristol City.

yeah, when i read FS`s post and it said `bigger and better things for this lad` i thought he meant that later on in cormacks career he signed for us.
crossed wires on my part, apologies.
re cormack i thought he was a excellent player, very skillfull, and always seemed to score vital goals.
although keegan was shorter and stockier than cormack it used to be hard to tell them apart sometimes, they had the exact same hair!