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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #120 on: April 9, 2021, 01:12:33 pm »
Maybe they've swapped. So a Royal death and a Pope getting married.

Don't you dare steal my joke... :D

If the pope now announces that he'll get married this year, we win the CL again, right?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #121 on: April 9, 2021, 01:13:23 pm »
Assuming they don't call it off, like after Diana.

We’d planned to watch the game in a pub in London that day.  Naturally we still went out and it ended up a day on the tear minus the footie.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #122 on: April 9, 2021, 01:15:05 pm »
Wyatt on Planet Rock - I'm sure you'll join us as we pay respects... oh do fuck off

Respect is earn't, not given because of who you married.

They'd better knock this shit off by tomorrow, I'm working all day and look forward to the music on a Saturday.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #123 on: April 9, 2021, 01:15:35 pm »
We’d planned to watch the game in a pub in London that day.  Naturally we still went out and it ended up a day on the tear minus the footie.

Affected you that bad did it?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #124 on: April 9, 2021, 01:18:13 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #125 on: April 9, 2021, 01:18:15 pm »
He looked haggered in the end...Mary Berry to play him in The Crown during his last days.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #126 on: April 9, 2021, 01:19:23 pm »
Was gonna say, my theory is more that he died about four years ago and they've just been using strings and peanut butter when he attends anything
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #127 on: April 9, 2021, 01:20:00 pm »
Just missed out on his letter from Liz.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #128 on: April 9, 2021, 01:20:14 pm »
Nicholas Witchell will now dominate BBC news over the weekend.

The man is not well.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #129 on: April 9, 2021, 01:20:43 pm »
My mate from Kent just said on the phone to me, "they (the Royals) have worked harder for this country than we'll ever work", I put the phone down on the twat.

So many people think like this and it absolutely sickens me.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #130 on: April 9, 2021, 01:22:52 pm »
Don't you dare steal my joke... :D

Hahaha you should be worried if we are thinkning along the same lines!

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #131 on: April 9, 2021, 01:23:17 pm »
:D

You’ve made up that middle one surely!

No it's true.

Duke of Edinburgh died the same week as the Madrid game 2021.

Duke of Luxemborg died week before  Barca game 2019.

Raunier of Monaco died week of Juve game 2005.

Duke of Edinburgh, Duke of Luxemborg, Prince Raunier and Liverpool, all European royalty  ;)
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #132 on: April 9, 2021, 01:28:16 pm »
The good die young.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #133 on: April 9, 2021, 01:30:44 pm »
Fucks sake, today's The Chase cancelled. Now I'm sad.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #134 on: April 9, 2021, 01:31:27 pm »
The man is not well.

That's an usual way to say he's dead Sian.  ;D

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #135 on: April 9, 2021, 01:31:33 pm »
Hahaha you should be worried if we are thinkning along the same lines!

Not so much thinking along the same lines more you nicking all my great material... ;)

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #136 on: April 9, 2021, 01:32:39 pm »
Only 30 allowed at funerals due to Covid isn't it. Let's see if the rules apply to everyone as we are all in this together right?
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #137 on: April 9, 2021, 01:32:53 pm »
That's an usual way to say he's dead Sian.  ;D

Nicholas Witchell seems more undead to me to be honest.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #138 on: April 9, 2021, 01:33:23 pm »
FFS, Planet Rock is playing all soft rock now in tribute to the arl paedo.
I’m listening in the car and noticed this. Are they genuinely doing that? Come on Darren Reddick, bring out some dad rock.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #139 on: April 9, 2021, 01:33:29 pm »
What is playing over the airwaves? Rule Britannia?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #140 on: April 9, 2021, 01:33:59 pm »
What is playing over the airwaves? Rule Britannia?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #141 on: April 9, 2021, 01:34:50 pm »
The Beeb are finally unleashing all 20 or so obituary articles they have had in the can for the past 6 months or so.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #142 on: April 9, 2021, 01:35:14 pm »
Nicholas Witchell will now dominate BBC news over the weekend.

I can't bear that man. He's so awful. He really is.




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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #143 on: April 9, 2021, 01:36:53 pm »
Bozo the Clown: "He [Philip] was an environmentalist, and a champion of the natural world long before it was fashionable."

Yeah, loved the natural world, did Phil:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/prince-philip-proudly-poses-tiger-6174056
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #144 on: April 9, 2021, 01:37:39 pm »
What's it gonna be like when the baked bean pops orf. I find her less obnoxious than the others, but after the BBC has finished with her, God knows.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #145 on: April 9, 2021, 01:38:46 pm »
What's it gonna be like when the baked bean pops orf. I find her less obnoxious than the others, but after the BBC has finished with her, God knows.

No idea but I'm expecting at least 3 days off

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #146 on: April 9, 2021, 01:39:10 pm »
Any Zelda fans think he looks like a real life Ganondorf?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #147 on: April 9, 2021, 01:40:20 pm »
He looked haggered in the end...Mary Berry to play him in The Crown during his last days.

This has cracked me up  ;D

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #148 on: April 9, 2021, 01:40:45 pm »
Only a matter of time before Inspector Knacker of the Thought Police comes trying to arrest us all for the 'malicious communications' in this thread.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #149 on: April 9, 2021, 01:41:06 pm »
This country is absolutely bonkers when it comes to these freeloaders.
I would say that half the population aren't arsed but the half that do are mental with it

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #150 on: April 9, 2021, 01:41:36 pm »
Any Zelda fans think he looks like a real life Ganondorf?

 :D

More like the Palpatine from Star Wars when he becomes the Emperor.

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #151 on: April 9, 2021, 01:42:36 pm »
Odd feeling this.

I can hardly say I'm gutted, but the guy was a party of the country's cultural furniture.  Whilst I have no doubt he was involved in shady shit that we'll never know about, he may well have also done a lot of good stuff behind the scenes as well.

When my dad died back in 2000, Philip was already the same age Joe Biden is now - and people are always concerned about him being old. I guess it's another loss for that generation.

As much as we love to diss the royal family on here, at least we can say Philip made a far greater contribution to this country and the world than the likes of Donald Trump ever did or will.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #152 on: April 9, 2021, 01:42:51 pm »
Heart (all stations) now playing the ending song from Fast and the Furious 7 in tribute, the one where Paul Walker drives off into the sunset. Love to hear them explain that one. Big into his car modding was Phillip? Drive a neon green Skyline?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #153 on: April 9, 2021, 01:43:39 pm »
What is playing over the airwaves? Rule Britannia?

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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #154 on: April 9, 2021, 01:44:21 pm »
Bigmouth Strikes Again.

:D

My radio’s gone a bit weird too, although currently playing a bit of Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here which is decent.

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« Reply #155 on: April 9, 2021, 01:45:02 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #156 on: April 9, 2021, 01:48:16 pm »
Is there a Covid presser planned today?  Wonder will they fly their enormous flags half-mast?

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« Reply #157 on: April 9, 2021, 01:49:08 pm »
Heart (all stations) now playing the ending song from Fast and the Furious 7 in tribute, the one where Paul Walker drives off into the sunset. Love to hear them explain that one. Big into his car modding was Phillip? Drive a neon green Skyline?

Well he did chauffeur Obama once.
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #158 on: April 9, 2021, 01:49:09 pm »
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Re: Prince Phillip has died
« Reply #159 on: April 9, 2021, 01:49:30 pm »
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