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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1680 on: June 1, 2021, 01:28:50 pm »
the lewandowski one :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1681 on: June 1, 2021, 01:48:18 pm »
The last panel is fucking outstanding. If ever anything accurately represented what Pep really truly wants to achieve on a football pitch  ;D
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« Reply #1682 on: June 1, 2021, 01:52:08 pm »
The last panel is fucking outstanding. If ever anything accurately represented what Pep really truly wants to achieve on a football pitch  ;D

Can you explain it please?  Don’t get who he’s hugging.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1683 on: June 1, 2021, 01:57:18 pm »
Can you explain it please?  Don’t get who he’s hugging.

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I may have it wrong, I thought it was Brian Kidd. My interpretation was that Guardiola just longs to do something utterly bizarre and hope it works on the pitch, so that he can get plaudits for being an unconventional genius.

Instead he keeps doing these counter-intuitive things at crucial moments and blowing their chances of proper, lasting glory.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1684 on: June 1, 2021, 02:15:25 pm »
I may have it wrong, I thought it was Brian Kidd. My interpretation was that Guardiola just longs to do something utterly bizarre and hope it works on the pitch, so that he can get plaudits for being an unconventional genius.

Instead he keeps doing these counter-intuitive things at crucial moments and blowing their chances of proper, lasting glory.

That's what I thought.

One thing though - City aren't the first team with four consecutive League Cups...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1685 on: June 1, 2021, 02:21:22 pm »
I may have it wrong, I thought it was Brian Kidd. My interpretation was that Guardiola just longs to do something utterly bizarre and hope it works on the pitch, so that he can get plaudits for being an unconventional genius.

Instead he keeps doing these counter-intuitive things at crucial moments and blowing their chances of proper, lasting glory.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1686 on: June 1, 2021, 03:12:00 pm »
I love a good fart joke.

"Figuratively and literally he was in Pep's head."


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1687 on: June 1, 2021, 08:10:31 pm »
That's what I thought.

One thing though - City aren't the first team with four consecutive League Cups...

Neither are theirs Milk Cups, the only proper version...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
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« Reply #1689 on: June 8, 2021, 03:42:53 pm »
That is fantastic, right up there with his one about poppies.

Head thumb Boj. :)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1690 on: June 8, 2021, 03:45:51 pm »
Fantastic.
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« Reply #1691 on: June 8, 2021, 03:53:39 pm »
That is fantastic, right up there with his one about poppies.

Head thumb Boj. :)

What is the cultural reference/significance of the thumb?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1692 on: June 8, 2021, 04:10:33 pm »
Probably his best this year.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1693 on: June 8, 2021, 04:12:20 pm »
What is the cultural reference/significance of the thumb?
I think it's simply that a lot of the people booing the knee look like thumbs

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1694 on: June 8, 2021, 04:16:54 pm »
What is the cultural reference/significance of the thumb?
The kind of people who were posting negative reactions to the knee were invariably people who's head looked like a thumb  ;D

This fella did one of him booing the players taking the knee, but then deleted it after the ridicule he was getting, and he definitely looks like a thumb.
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« Reply #1695 on: June 8, 2021, 04:22:37 pm »
I think it's simply that a lot of the people booing the knee look like thumbs

The kind of people who were posting negative reactions to the knee were invariably people who's head looked like a thumb  ;D

This fella did one of him booing the players taking the knee, but then deleted it after the ridicule he was getting, and he definitely looks like a thumb.
https://twitter.com/SamLCFC98/status/1401651287251423234?s=20

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1696 on: June 8, 2021, 04:28:11 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1697 on: June 8, 2021, 05:01:35 pm »
Anyone booing this week's Squires will definitely be banned :wave

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1698 on: June 8, 2021, 05:05:32 pm »
Absolutely nailed it.

I also love one of the comments below:

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1699 on: June 8, 2021, 09:07:02 pm »
What is the cultural reference/significance of the thumb?

“Thumb heads”
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« Reply #1700 on: June 8, 2021, 09:55:09 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1701 on: June 10, 2021, 11:07:04 am »
Squires looks back at previous Euros

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1702 on: June 15, 2021, 01:14:46 pm »

'David Squires on … real heroes and Euro 2020’s big kick-off':-

Our cartoonist on the people who saved Christian Eriksen, plus opening-game memories

www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/jun/15/david-squires-on-real-heroes-and-euro-2020s-big-kick-off
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« Reply #1703 on: June 15, 2021, 01:21:25 pm »
'David Squires on … real heroes and Euro 2020’s big kick-off':-

Our cartoonist on the people who saved Christian Eriksen, plus opening-game memories

www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/jun/15/david-squires-on-real-heroes-and-euro-2020s-big-kick-off

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1704 on: June 15, 2021, 02:30:56 pm »
"...pure österreich..." :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1705 on: June 15, 2021, 04:21:12 pm »
The original thumbman... ;D

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/thumbman



Haven't seen that in years, and it still cracks me up.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1706 on: June 15, 2021, 10:57:53 pm »
The Lingard panel :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1709 on: June 22, 2021, 12:48:10 pm »
David Squires on … Euro 2020 plans going awry

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/jun/22/david-squires-on-euro-2020-plans-going-awry

Quality as ever ;D

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« Reply #1710 on: June 22, 2021, 12:55:17 pm »
The woman at the table in Budapest ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1711 on: June 22, 2021, 01:20:20 pm »
Every single panel is gold...........:lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1712 on: June 29, 2021, 12:00:37 pm »
David Squires on … drama and chaos at the business end of Euro 2020

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2021/jun/29/david-squires-on-drama-and-chaos-at-the-business-end-of-euro-2020

The last two panels in particular are brilliant this week  ;D

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« Reply #1713 on: June 29, 2021, 12:08:43 pm »
The last two panels in particular are brilliant this week  ;D
:lmao was just about to write that - I love how the final line tails off too..........as for the historical references, this guy proves how fucking great a comedy writer he is, as well as a brilliantly expressive artist - that Bale panel is gold - such subtlety in the drawing yet he manages to make it look EXACTLY like the character........and I loved the Bosch panel - so much going on - but what's the character in the bottom left all about?!

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« Reply #1714 on: June 29, 2021, 12:22:54 pm »
.and I loved the Bosch panel - so much going on - but what's the character in the bottom left all about?!
I just think its one of those mad Bosch creatures.

The whole thing is amazing. The Pogba and the Swiss fan ones are just spectacular.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1715 on: June 29, 2021, 12:40:15 pm »
Rotherham :lmao
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« Reply #1716 on: June 29, 2021, 12:43:09 pm »
The Bosch and Bale panels :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1717 on: June 29, 2021, 12:53:13 pm »
I just think its one of those mad Bosch creatures.

The whole thing is amazing. The Pogba and the Swiss fan ones are just spectacular.

He summed up in one panel the same 15 minute discussion I had with a colleague this morning.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1718 on: June 30, 2021, 03:42:51 am »
It's the little details he gets so well, like the Swedish coach calling a random player "sson"

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« Reply #1719 on: June 30, 2021, 06:00:43 am »
It's the little details he gets so well, like the Swedish coach calling a random player "sson"
Haha totally missed that one and yeah that's a great cultural reference 🤣