Author Topic: Alan Partridge - including Alpha Papa (Read 556588 times)

Buck Pete · « **Reply #160 on:** March 21, 2006, 01:43:49 pm »

Talking to the 2 Irish guys about the Potato famine.

At the end of the day, they will pay the price for being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant."

Fat Tony · « **Reply #161 on:** March 21, 2006, 05:42:29 pm »

I think people have a negative view of Irishmen to be honest. You know Guiness, toothless simpletons, women with eyebrows on their cheeks... Yes you do get that but theres more to Ireland than this.

Good slogan for the tourist board... DERS MOIR TO IRELAND DIN DIS!

fudge · « **Reply #162 on:** March 21, 2006, 05:51:11 pm »

Quote from: Fat Tony on March 21, 2006, 05:42:29 pm

I think people have a negative view of Irishmen to be honest. You know Guiness, toothless simpletons, women with eyebrows on their cheeks... Yes you do get that but theres more to Ireland than this.

Good slogan for the tourist board... DERS MOIR TO IRELAND DIN DIS!

my favourite Partridge quote

crownpaints · « **Reply #163 on:** March 21, 2006, 10:49:53 pm »

Badly tarmaced driveways... in THIS country.

Men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks and... Beamish.

NasEscobar · « **Reply #164 on:** March 21, 2006, 10:54:01 pm »

"Sunday Bloody Sunday, really encapsulates the frustration of a Sunday doesn't it
You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car and you just think SUNDAY, BLOODY SUNDAY"

"I Really Hate to do this to you, Alan, but Bloody Sunday is a song about... "
"Yes, Sunday Bloody Sunday is about a massacre in Derry in 1972"

"Massacre, uuugh, i'm not playing that again"

Party Phil · « **Reply #165 on:** March 22, 2006, 11:46:44 pm »

Sorry about that. Robert a bit slow on the uptake, there. I don't know what he had for breakfast. Presumably an infected spinal column in a bap.
Just making a quick joke there about how infected cattle feed can attack the central nervous system...
It's just coming up to 5:35am, Kommen Sie bitte, und listen to Kraftwerk.

Fiend · « **Reply #166 on:** March 23, 2006, 04:14:53 am »

Alan on the sports desk on The Day Today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQpz7rEHWY&search=alan%20partridge

crownpaints · « **Reply #167 on:** April 4, 2006, 10:07:43 pm »

With all due respect, if you hang around with criminals... you're gonna get lied to.

Fat Tony · « **Reply #168 on:** April 4, 2006, 10:10:04 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on April 4, 2006, 10:07:43 pm

With all due respect, if you hang around with criminals... you're gonna get lied to.

I know, I'm thinking of my block, that you may knock off.

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #169 on:** April 4, 2006, 10:17:09 pm »

Time for an avatar change in honour of the almighty Alan. Back of the Net.

TheKid. · « **Reply #170 on:** April 4, 2006, 10:20:34 pm »

Quote from: Fat Tony on April 4, 2006, 10:10:04 pm

I know, I'm thinking of my block, that you may knock off.

Sorry, thought you were a tinker with tarmac

Big Jan · « **Reply #171 on:** April 5, 2006, 11:03:12 am »

Who invented the skip?

According to michael theres enough supplies in here to last us 3 weeks.... want a mars bar?

SWIVEL!

crownpaints · « **Reply #172 on:** April 5, 2006, 05:16:40 pm »

How much is a monkey?

£500.

Er, how much is a mouse?

There's no such amount. A pony's £150.

I'll give you £200, that's a pony and a bag of hooves.

TheKid. · « **Reply #173 on:** April 5, 2006, 08:02:44 pm »

Youth hosteling with....Chris Eubank!

Just thought of that after seeing theres a programme on 2 in a bit called Eating With....Tom Parker Bowles

Buck Pete · « **Reply #174 on:** April 5, 2006, 08:13:34 pm »

Quote from: TheKid. on April 5, 2006, 08:02:44 pm

Youth hosteling with....Chris Eubank!

Monkey Tennis?

pistol · « **Reply #175 on:** April 5, 2006, 08:34:40 pm »

.....I'm going to surprise you now - I like wine!

crownpaints · « **Reply #176 on:** April 9, 2006, 11:10:47 am »

Johnny Walker or Jack Daniels? Glen... Morangie?

Jimmy Conway · « **Reply #177 on:** April 9, 2006, 10:07:56 pm »

People tell me (strangers too) that I look like the bell boy from the motel!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #178 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:02:20 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on April 5, 2006, 08:13:34 pm

Monkey Tennis?

monkeytennis@hotmail.com was my email address for a couple of years! Was great fun trying to explain that to people who had never seen Partridge before!

NasEscobar · « **Reply #179 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:21:42 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on April 11, 2006, 12:02:20 pm

monkeytennis@hotmail.com was my email address for a couple of years! Was great fun trying to explain that to people who had never seen Partridge before!

I have had exactly the same problems in the past, Quoting Partridge only to be met by puzzled and sometimes even fearful looks and had to explain why i was laughing to my self in class when the topic was language use in radio phone ins!!!

Fat Tony · « **Reply #180 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:30:42 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on April 9, 2006, 11:10:47 am

Johnny Walker or Jack Daniels? Glen... Morangie?

"No really I'm going for a spot of archery with Tony Hadley from Spandau Ballet"

"Wha what? How? Can I be thee, come?

RedZen · « **Reply #181 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:38:25 pm »

foouur teeeeas pleeease, you blond bitch, from the future.

jiky · « **Reply #182 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:46:41 pm »

"Knowing me Anal Dirgeprat,sacking you Porn Legend".

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #183 on:** April 11, 2006, 12:58:24 pm »

"It's a nice chest, but it's full of wires".

Quite easily my favourite sitcom character, the first series was the best out of the two I'm Alan Partridge, though the second was pretty damn funny too. Have to say that I prefered his chat show though, Knowing Me...Knowing Yule is such a classic Christmas show.

The bit where he punched the disabled golfer (Gordon Heron was it?) with a turkey is classic.

crownpaints · « **Reply #184 on:** April 11, 2006, 03:59:48 pm »

Wonder who got the power pack?

hbk · « **Reply #185 on:** April 11, 2006, 04:24:45 pm »

agreed!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #186 on:** April 11, 2006, 04:37:07 pm »

Does anyone know what was in that drawer in his hotel room that he was so defensive about? Has Coogan ever said what it was meant to be or is it just one of those things that you're never meant to know?

"Not that drawer!"

jiky · « **Reply #187 on:** April 11, 2006, 05:01:53 pm »

theres zines in that top drawer bout "ladyboys " ... that is thats his known fetish according to later episodes...

A pint and G&T with a baileys chaser...

whatchya call that?

Party Phil · « **Reply #188 on:** April 12, 2006, 05:25:23 pm »

Quote from: crownpaints on April 11, 2006, 03:59:48 pm

Wonder who got the power pack?

ha ha ha ha, what a funny story, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... news

Fat Tony · « **Reply #189 on:** April 12, 2006, 05:32:29 pm »

Thats just Tex for you, he likes American things...

What Dr Pepper? It tastes like Fizzy Benyln.

gerrardisgod · « **Reply #190 on:** April 12, 2006, 10:55:13 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Nick on April 11, 2006, 04:37:07 pm

Does anyone know what was in that drawer in his hotel room that he was so defensive about? Has Coogan ever said what it was meant to be or is it just one of those things that you're never meant to know?

"Not that drawer!"

It never got answered, think Coogan talks about it on the DVD commentary, saying something along the lines of he wanted to create something to have people left wondering about, along the lines of what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

As jiky says though, it's got to be something along the ladyboys lines.

tedmus · « **Reply #191 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:08:27 pm »

Eat my cheese

Sorry but this just does it for me

rafabenitez. · « **Reply #192 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:28:48 pm »

jaygraham · « **Reply #193 on:** April 12, 2006, 11:32:07 pm »

I wonder who got the power pack?...... Hahahahahahahahahahahaha............News!

Ruddy brilliant

Rob K · « **Reply #194 on:** April 17, 2006, 10:37:39 pm »

Coogan's movie on hold

The planned Alan Partridge movie has been put on ice following problems with the script.

Steve Coogan and co-writer Patrick Marber had reportedly written a screenplay involving an Al Qaeda siege.

But, according to the Independent, that was dropped on taste grounds following the London bombings.

Actress Amelia Bullmore, who plays Partridge's girlfriend Sonja, told the paper: ‘I'm not sure it's going ahead now.

‘There was a lot of talk about it last year, but then the London bombings happened and it got put to one side.

‘I'm sure Steve will write an Alan Partridge film eventually. But for the moment I don't think it's happening.’

Coogan’s production company Baby Cow said that the movie would happen – ‘but as there's no script yet, it won't be any time soon’.

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/april06/partridge860401.php

Hadn't realsied they'd planned a film of it, ah well, guess there's no need to worry about it for the time being.

Tommy316 · « **Reply #195 on:** April 17, 2006, 11:01:31 pm »

Quote from: Fat Tony on April 12, 2006, 05:32:29 pm

Thats just Tex for you, he likes American things...

What Dr Pepper? It tastes like Fizzy Benyln.

Haha, in that same episode, where he's having a radio interview about his book. The woman, who is a recovering drug addict says something like "Don't you find it arrogant that you end most of your sentences with 'Needless to say I had the last laugh'. Alan replies, 'Well I guess you say....Needles to say.....I take drugs. Had me in stitches for ages.

Fat Tony · « **Reply #196 on:** April 18, 2006, 12:50:07 am »

Yeh, that and where she says about being addicted to Ketamine, a horse tranquliser. "I mean why bring horses into it? Draggin them down to your level, you disgust me!

About the film, I'd rather they just went ahead with a series 3 myself, I can't see how a film would work. But with Coogan being the manc bastard genius that he is, I think he'll pull it off somehow, if it goes ahead.

TheKid. · « **Reply #197 on:** April 18, 2006, 12:58:14 am »

"You've got a lot of issues"

"Yeah, of What Car magazine"

Moley · « **Reply #198 on:** April 18, 2006, 10:20:15 am »

'Sonia......that was Classic Intercourse.

'So thanks.'

Alan : 'Name a famous U2 album'

Sonia: 'Joshua Tree'

Alan: Right, I knew that because Bono composed half ot it over there...and the other half (pause) over there.

crownpaints · « **Reply #199 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:06:04 am »

Hands off your cocks and on with your socks!

Don't worry Lynn, that's just an old army saying. Tell us another one, Michael.

Erm... KILL, KILL, STAB, TWIST, KILL!