Author Topic: Typhoid Trump: the not-smart, corrupt, coward, loser, thread  (Read 4571256 times)

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61760 on: March 29, 2020, 07:13:43 pm »
He'd never ride on a nuke. "That's not my responsibility. I'm not the one who caused this war. Obama caused it, everyone said it. He needs to be arrested and strapped to the bomb."

Yeah, but it would be a beautiful nuke. A tremendous piece, unlike anything we have ever seen before. The best nuke. America makes them like no-one. Maybe he'd be tempted?

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline Lush is the best medicine...

  • FUCK THE POLICE - NWA
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 40,806
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61761 on: March 29, 2020, 07:24:05 pm »
More than 36 people test positive for COVID in rural Arkansas. Traced back to a three day church outing for kids :butt
https://www.kait8.com/2020/03/24/cleburne-co-covid-outbreak-linked-church-outing/
the lords plan

Offline skipper757

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,123
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61762 on: March 29, 2020, 08:16:56 pm »
Trump quoting NYT to brag about ratings.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320570315018240

“President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ Numbers are continuing to rise...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320571653074951

...On Monday, nearly 12.2 million people watched Mr. Trump’s briefing on CNN, Fox News and MSNBC, according to Nielsen — ‘Monday Night Football’ numbers. Millions more are watching on ABC, CBS, NBC and online streaming sites, and the audience is expanding. On Monday, Fox News...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320572777136128

...alone attracted 6.2 million viewers for the president’s briefing — an astounding number for a 6 p.m. cable broadcast, more akin to the viewership for a popular prime-time sitcom...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320704826310665

...The CBS News poll said 13 percent of Republicans trusted the news media for information about the virus.” Michael M. Grynbaum
@NYTimes
King Kenny.

Offline rafathegaffa83

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 42,108
  • Dutch Class
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61763 on: March 29, 2020, 08:20:54 pm »
Fuck me.  He the Slim Pickens General character from Dr. Strangelove, isn't he.

Every single one of us can envision him riding on a fucking nuke, shouting yeehaw! :butt

Major Kong would be the saner choice for president. I'd expect he'd be able to copy + paste/quote the NYT better for starters

Offline Gerry Attrick

  • Sancho's dad. Tight-arse, non-jackpot-sharing get :)
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 49,527
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61764 on: March 29, 2020, 08:41:03 pm »
A President boasting about TV ratings from press conferences that are around a global health emergency. The man is beyond fucked.

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,551
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61765 on: March 29, 2020, 08:45:09 pm »
Fuck me.  He the Slim Pickens General character from Dr. Strangelove, isn't he.

Every single one of us can envision him riding on a fucking nuke, shouting yeehaw! :butt

You kidding?  As if Trump would have the balls to do something like that, the odious little orange toad.

He's more like Saddam Hussein - he's love to strap Pelosi to the bomb and then drop it.

EDIT: I see soxfan beat me to it. ;D
« Last Edit: March 29, 2020, 08:51:31 pm by Red Berry »
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61766 on: March 29, 2020, 08:48:16 pm »
Trump quoting NYT to brag about ratings.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320570315018240

“President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of ‘The Bachelor.’ Numbers are continuing to rise...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320571653074951

...On Monday, nearly 12.2 million people watched Mr. Trump’s briefing on CNN, Fox News and MSNBC, according to Nielsen — ‘Monday Night Football’ numbers. Millions more are watching on ABC, CBS, NBC and online streaming sites, and the audience is expanding. On Monday, Fox News...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320572777136128

...alone attracted 6.2 million viewers for the president’s briefing — an astounding number for a 6 p.m. cable broadcast, more akin to the viewership for a popular prime-time sitcom...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1244320704826310665

...The CBS News poll said 13 percent of Republicans trusted the news media for information about the virus.” Michael M. Grynbaum
@NYTimes

Ha ha!
Incredible that he still doesn't realise the situation he's in.

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,551
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61767 on: March 29, 2020, 08:50:07 pm »
She comes across as demanding though, not asking, not offering to negotiate or understand their side. How about sitting down with mom and dad and talking it out? How about her recognizing that her coming home upended the lives her parents had? How about recognizing that one or both of her parents is likely facing a cutback or elimination of work at the same time?

My bestie also comes across as demanding.  Because she's so anxious and thinks so fast she tends to skip those options.  Sometimes getting her to sit down, slow down and talk is one of the hardest things anyone can do.  I don't envy her partner. 

Maybe after Martha has calmed down and taken some time to be alone and gather herself she'll be able to reach out to her parents more constructively?  Just speculation of course, but my point is we can't judge someone based on a snapshot of their lives, especially during a time like this. 

Many other people will show their "true" self during this, and we wont forget, but we can't really say the same thing about somebody we're only reading about in a newspaper.
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Offline rafathegaffa83

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 42,108
  • Dutch Class
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61768 on: March 29, 2020, 08:50:26 pm »
A President boasting about TV ratings from press conferences that are around a global health emergency. The man is beyond fucked.

He's quoting a NYT piece, while missing some key text
https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1244334820760707073

Offline skipper757

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,123
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61769 on: March 29, 2020, 09:23:13 pm »
Ha ha!
Incredible that he still doesn't realise the situation he's in.

Oh, he gets the situation.  Play it up for his audience.  He's treating the briefings like a campaign rally.  He'll spread misinformation and brag about himself for as long as he can.

And as things get worse, he'll just keep blaming others (his tweets constantly reference "FAKE NEWS").  Trust in experts and the media isn't high among his base, so he'll get pretty far with his current strategy of spewing harmful nonsense.

Still seems small scale but already some misinformation on Dr. Fauci as well from right-wing groups:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fauci-becomes-target-of-pro-trump-disinformation-op

"Groups point to a flattering email Fauci sent to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in 2013 as well as Democratic resistance to Trump’s stated plan to prematurely end social distancing measures by Easter."

The thing is, Gnurglan, you apply logic and reason in your thinking, but a disturbing number of Americans do not.  And that's why Trump can do as he pleases. 

There's no need for him to truly grasp the gravity of the situation, because he has literally failed upwards his entire life and has consistently been rewarded for it.  So the coronavirus is just another small issue for him.

See:
-Failed casinos
-Failed airline purchase
-Failed university
-Failed steaks? (WTF)

Guy was born on third base, ended up backwards on second base (but thinking he hit a double), and came around to score anyway on someone else's hit and thinks he hit a home run.

He was never a businessman.  Businessmen don't qualify to be presidents anyway, but even if people are of the belief that successful businesspeople should run the country, Trump was not a success.  No true successful businessmen brag about the appearance of their casinos while it's an operational mess.  No successful CEO of a public company acts like a tyrant (have to answer to shareholders but Trump never had to).  No true successful businessmen brag about themselves on Howard Stern and star in cringy commercials.  Actual successful businesspeople keep in the background as they build their wealth.  And they certainly don't consistently fail at selling casinos and steaks to Americans.

Guy is an entertainer turned president who thinks he's a brilliant businessperson and politician.

Absolutely terrifying.

And actions for the response to Coronavirus are often the opposite of what needs to be done.  As soon as he called it a "Democratic Hoax" or that "15 cases would be 0" or that "anyone can get a test" or that we have a cure, we know the opposite to be true, because whenever Trump has been responsible for anything, he's failed.

And here he is in the White House as arguably the most powerful person in the world.  He won't change his 70 years of behavior because he's never been punished for his failures.  Rather rewarded handsomely.  Most recently by the American people.
King Kenny.

Offline stoopid yank

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,114
  • Bird is the Word
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61770 on: March 29, 2020, 09:29:35 pm »
It’s pretty easy to isolate in rural America though.  If I was there right now that’s where I’d want to be.
If you look at the world map - even the most remote islands in the pacific have coronavirus. Rural America is not at all safe, and if you did get it there, your chances of survival would be less due to lack of health care availability. 
I don't always listen to Black Sabbath, but when I do, so do the neighbors.

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61771 on: March 29, 2020, 09:54:52 pm »
Oh, he gets the situation.  Play it up for his audience.  He's treating the briefings like a campaign rally.  He'll spread misinformation and brag about himself for as long as he can.

And as things get worse, he'll just keep blaming others (his tweets constantly reference "FAKE NEWS").  Trust in experts and the media isn't high among his base, so he'll get pretty far with his current strategy of spewing harmful nonsense.

Still seems small scale but already some misinformation on Dr. Fauci as well from right-wing groups:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/fauci-becomes-target-of-pro-trump-disinformation-op

"Groups point to a flattering email Fauci sent to former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in 2013 as well as Democratic resistance to Trump’s stated plan to prematurely end social distancing measures by Easter."

The thing is, Gnurglan, you apply logic and reason in your thinking, but a disturbing number of Americans do not.  And that's why Trump can do as he pleases. 

There's no need for him to truly grasp the gravity of the situation, because he has literally failed upwards his entire life and has consistently been rewarded for it.  So the coronavirus is just another small issue for him.

See:
-Failed casinos
-Failed airline purchase
-Failed university
-Failed steaks? (WTF)

Guy was born on third base, ended up backwards on second base (but thinking he hit a double), and came around to score anyway on someone else's hit and thinks he hit a home run.

He was never a businessman.  Businessmen don't qualify to be presidents anyway, but even if people are of the belief that successful businesspeople should run the country, Trump was not a success.  No true successful businessmen brag about the appearance of their casinos while it's an operational mess.  No successful CEO of a public company acts like a tyrant (have to answer to shareholders but Trump never had to).  No true successful businessmen brag about themselves on Howard Stern and star in cringy commercials.  Actual successful businesspeople keep in the background as they build their wealth.  And they certainly don't consistently fail at selling casinos and steaks to Americans.

Guy is an entertainer turned president who thinks he's a brilliant businessperson and politician.

Absolutely terrifying.

And actions for the response to Coronavirus are often the opposite of what needs to be done.  As soon as he called it a "Democratic Hoax" or that "15 cases would be 0" or that "anyone can get a test" or that we have a cure, we know the opposite to be true, because whenever Trump has been responsible for anything, he's failed.

And here he is in the White House as arguably the most powerful person in the world.  He won't change his 70 years of behavior because he's never been punished for his failures.  Rather rewarded handsomely.  Most recently by the American people.

I'm not too bothered with his supporters. He has them and their votes, no matter what. The key is not them, nor the people who will vote for the Democrat’s candidate. The key is those who are undecided. When they see him turn into Bagdad Bob around a serious issue, I suspect they will vote to get him out of office.

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline skipper757

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 8,123
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61772 on: March 29, 2020, 10:00:17 pm »
I'm not too bothered with his supporters. He has them and their votes, no matter what. The key is not them, nor the people who will vote for the Democrat’s candidate. The key is those who are undecided. When they see him turn into Bagdad Bob around a serious issue, I suspect they will vote to get him out of office.

I really hope you're right.  His actions towards Michigan, for example, could backfire.

But, the margins are so razor thin that essentially 100K people across a few states out of 120 million+ voters in a country of 320 million could decide it all.  It can go either way, and while some undecideds could jump to someone like Biden, others could decide in the end he's done a good job and was hamstrung by Democrats  (both in this crisis and by impeachment) and push hard for his re-election.  Biden, himself, is not a great candidate either.

Trump should've suffered severe consequences prior to the coronavirus in terms of his approval and it hasn't happened.  With things getting worse and the market not improving, it could be trouble for him, but he's Teflon Don so far.
King Kenny.

Offline Giono

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,907
  • And stop calling me Shirley
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61773 on: March 29, 2020, 10:06:27 pm »
It’s pretty easy to isolate in rural America though.  If I was there right now that’s where I’d want to be.

How many old people are in rural America vs Urban?
How close are they to a well-serviced hospital?
How easy will it be for their local hospital to get overwhelmed?
Are they going to stop going to church?
What are their governors, mayors, Senators telling them to do?
Will they stop believing everything out of Trump's mouth?
Do they watch Fox news?

When it hits rural America it will hit hard.
"I am a great believer in luck and the harder I work the more of it I have." Stephen Leacock

Offline BOBSCOUSE

  • Awestruck admirer of the families, YNWA
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,427
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61774 on: March 29, 2020, 10:08:44 pm »
Major Kong would be the saner choice for president. I'd expect he'd be able to copy + paste/quote the NYT better for starters

Fucking hell, King Kong would be a saner choice.
JFT96
Here comes retribution motherfuckers!

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61775 on: March 29, 2020, 10:57:43 pm »
Positive news coming from the White House. Of course some praise for Trump, but let's be honest, it's part of the package. If we put the blame on him if things fail, then we need to give him a plus if things go well.

Sounds like they have been doing some impressive work in the US and it appears they have been preparing since January. It won't mean all is fine tomorrow, but during a time when everyone is afraid this could be good news. Can hardly believe it, but tonight he does act more like a President and not the clown he has been before.

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline stoa

  • way. Daydream. Quite partial to a good plonking.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,451
  • Five+One Times, Baby...
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61776 on: March 29, 2020, 11:01:13 pm »
Positive news coming from the White House. Of course some praise for Trump, but let's be honest, it's part of the package. If we put the blame on him if things fail, then we need to give him a plus if things go well.

Sounds like they have been doing some impressive work in the US and it appears they have been preparing since January. It won't mean all is fine tomorrow, but during a time when everyone is afraid this could be good news. Can hardly believe it, but tonight he does act more like a President and not the clown he has been before.

What the fuck has Trump or the White House done in this? It's a private company that has developed a quick test that was rushed through the approval process by the FDA. Trump had fuck all to do with that. Yet, whenever he could do something he fucks it up, because governors aren't sucking him off. You should really stop looking at every little thing he might not have been able to fuck up and paint it as a win for him.

Offline The G in Gerrard

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 45,268
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61777 on: March 29, 2020, 11:01:43 pm »
It's weird seeing UPS & other businesses along side any president in such circumstances (from what I've seen). I do look for hope in anything that gets said though (as wildly optimistic as that may be.)

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61778 on: March 29, 2020, 11:08:27 pm »
What the fuck has Trump or the White House done in this? It's a private company that has developed a quick test that was rushed through the approval process by the FDA. Trump had fuck all to do with that. Yet, whenever he could do something he fucks it up, because governors aren't sucking him off. You should really stop looking at every little thing he might not have been able to fuck up and paint it as a win for him.

Trump hasn't been doing the research, we all know that. But it's his watch. Go back on here and check. Everyone has had a go at him, myself included and we've all been ready to blame a crisis all on him. And rightly so. He would own a disaster. Now that there's good news he owns them too. That's not what we want, but it's how it works.

That said, this is just news. It needs to be transformed into action as well. We'll see, but tonight he acted like a President (unless he fucks things up before he ends).

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61779 on: March 29, 2020, 11:12:43 pm »
Extending guidlines to April 30th. Peak of deaths expected in two weeks.

His speech writer did his job tonight.

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline Red Beret

  • Yellow Beret. Wants to sit in the Lobster Pot. Fat-fingered. Key. Boa. Rd. Kille. R. tonunlick! Soggy Knickers King. Bed-Exiting / Grunting / Bending Down / Cum Face Champion 2023.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 51,551
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61780 on: March 29, 2020, 11:21:36 pm »
Extending guidlines to April 30th. Peak of deaths expected in two weeks.

His speech writer did his job tonight.

Did Trump do his job by actually sticking to it?  Number of times he goes off script and just ignores a speech is ridiculous.

No way they peak in two weeks.
I don't always visit Lobster Pot.  But when I do. I sit.

Popcorn's Art

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61781 on: March 29, 2020, 11:25:00 pm »
Did Trump do his job by actually sticking to it?  Number of times he goes off script and just ignores a speech is ridiculous.

No way they peak in two weeks.

Yeah, I think he did his job.

Well, just as I said that he started to go off script on his last questions...

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Online Trada

  • Fully paid up member of the JC cult. Ex-Tory boy. Corbyn's Chief Hagiographer. Sometimes hasn't got a kloop.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 22,812
  • Trada
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61782 on: March 29, 2020, 11:26:36 pm »
Seems like Trump is shitting himself now like Johnson did when he saw the data of how many people may die 2.8M people in the USA if nothing was done.

 All the States have bailed Trump out by going against what he wanted and shutting down anyway.
Don't blame me I voted for Jeremy Corbyn!!

Miss you Tracy more and more every day xxx

“I carry them with me: what they would have thought and said and done. Make them a part of who I am. So even though they’re gone from the world they’re never gone from me.

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61783 on: March 29, 2020, 11:30:20 pm »
Anyone worried about me saying he did a good job? He did, until he started taking questions. Now he's arguing, complaining about the media and the usual stuff. He sure knows how to fuck up a win.

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline Caligula?

  • Most Negative poster on site, Moan, Moan, Moan, Liverpool are shite... Does he ever stop
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 28,563
  • SPQR
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61784 on: March 29, 2020, 11:31:45 pm »
Positive news coming from the White House. Of course some praise for Trump, but let's be honest, it's part of the package. If we put the blame on him if things fail, then we need to give him a plus if things go well.

Sounds like they have been doing some impressive work in the US and it appears they have been preparing since January. It won't mean all is fine tomorrow, but during a time when everyone is afraid this could be good news. Can hardly believe it, but tonight he does act more like a President and not the clown he has been before.

 :lmao :lmao :lmao

Have you been on the sauce? Like, actually? He literally called it a hoax in February and fired Obama's pandemic team upon entering office. Praise for Trump? Fuck him, people are dead because of the ineptitude of him and his administration. Lies after lies after lies. He actually isn't speaking to certain governors who don't "treat him right." I.e. the Democrats who don't like him very much.

Do yourself a favor and watch these

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1242967501442412544
https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1244049631886970881
« Last Edit: March 29, 2020, 11:40:21 pm by Caligula? »

Offline The G in Gerrard

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 45,268
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61785 on: March 29, 2020, 11:57:44 pm »
Honestly this is undescribable television.

Offline stoa

  • way. Daydream. Quite partial to a good plonking.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,451
  • Five+One Times, Baby...
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61786 on: March 30, 2020, 12:00:26 am »
Who is that blonde bimbo asking all those propaganda questions working for? I think he said something like OEN before?

Offline Lush is the best medicine...

  • FUCK THE POLICE - NWA
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 40,806
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61787 on: March 30, 2020, 12:07:11 am »
Who is that blonde bimbo asking all those propaganda questions working for? I think he said something like OEN before?
OANN? I think I know the one you mean

Offline Peabee

  • SKPB! Is goin' down der Asd.....der Waitrose.....anyone wannany hummus?
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,712
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61788 on: March 30, 2020, 12:08:34 am »
I’m not sure I’m even surprised he’s bragging about ratings during a pandemic.
We aren't walking through the storm now - we are the storm.

Offline stoa

  • way. Daydream. Quite partial to a good plonking.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,451
  • Five+One Times, Baby...
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61789 on: March 30, 2020, 12:14:27 am »
OANN? I think I know the one you mean

Yeah that sounds about right. It's the one who was twice asking about the mean networks not showing his press conferences...

Offline Giono

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,907
  • And stop calling me Shirley
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61790 on: March 30, 2020, 12:22:49 am »
Positive news coming from the White House. Of course some praise for Trump, but let's be honest, it's part of the package. If we put the blame on him if things fail, then we need to give him a plus if things go well.

Sounds like they have been doing some impressive work in the US and it appears they have been preparing since January. It won't mean all is fine tomorrow, but during a time when everyone is afraid this could be good news. Can hardly believe it, but tonight he does act more like a President and not the clown he has been before.

You have a low bar.
"I am a great believer in luck and the harder I work the more of it I have." Stephen Leacock

Offline Giono

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,907
  • And stop calling me Shirley
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61791 on: March 30, 2020, 12:23:54 am »
It's weird seeing UPS & other businesses along side any president in such circumstances (from what I've seen). I do look for hope in anything that gets said though (as wildly optimistic as that may be.)

They are getting paid for all this government largesses. They want that money flowing..
"I am a great believer in luck and the harder I work the more of it I have." Stephen Leacock

Offline Giono

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,907
  • And stop calling me Shirley
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61792 on: March 30, 2020, 12:25:47 am »
Who is that blonde bimbo asking all those propaganda questions working for? I think he said something like OEN before?

Blondes are usually Fox.
"I am a great believer in luck and the harder I work the more of it I have." Stephen Leacock

Offline Lush is the best medicine...

  • FUCK THE POLICE - NWA
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 40,806
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61793 on: March 30, 2020, 12:40:21 am »
Yeah that sounds about right. It's the one who was twice asking about the mean networks not showing his press conferences...
this one I think

https://twitter.com/JennPellegrino

Blondes are usually Fox.
actually feel for her, a dumb pretty blonde who sucks up to trump yet can’t get a gig on Fox News

I’m not sure I’m even surprised he’s bragging about ratings during a pandemic.
Surprised he hasn’t made comparable ones to obama, some of these have probably rated better than when Obama announced they killed bin laden

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61794 on: March 30, 2020, 12:47:56 am »
:lmao :lmao :lmao

Have you been on the sauce? Like, actually? He literally called it a hoax in February and fired Obama's pandemic team upon entering office. Praise for Trump? Fuck him, people are dead because of the ineptitude of him and his administration. Lies after lies after lies. He actually isn't speaking to certain governors who don't "treat him right." I.e. the Democrats who don't like him very much.


I wasn't commenting on what he has said in the past. That's not necessary. He's a narcissist and I don't think I have to state that in every post as some sort of proof of my opinion, but there we go, if anyone has doubts. It is possible to think he should be locked up in a mental hospital AND still think he held a good speech.

We lose when we have to bash everything he does or says. Because then we take the opposite view of his all the time and he controls what we think.

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline Gnurglan

  • The Swedish Savaloy
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 35,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61795 on: March 30, 2020, 12:50:11 am »
You have a low bar.

You have to keep it low with him. And just when you thought he'd make it, literally when they said one more question, then he fucked it up. It was Trump after all...

        * * * * * *


"The key isn't the system itself, but how the players adapt on the pitch. It doesn't matter if it's 4-3-3 or 4-4-2, it's the role of the players that counts." Rafa Benitez

Offline stoa

  • way. Daydream. Quite partial to a good plonking.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,451
  • Five+One Times, Baby...
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61796 on: March 30, 2020, 01:04:34 am »
We lose when we have to bash everything he does or says. Because then we take the opposite view of his all the time and he controls what we think.

Who says that that's what we need to do? It's just that you jump at every little thing he manages to not fuck up and come out with "Oh, I don't like Trump, but that's a great win for him" when in this instance you could have just said that there was good news about a quick test being available soon. News that had already been reported way before Trump even thought of it.

Offline killer-heels

  • Hates everyone and everything. Including YOU! Negativity not just for Christmas. Thinks 'irony' means 'metallic'......
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 76,548
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61797 on: March 30, 2020, 01:21:14 am »
Anyone worried about me saying he did a good job? He did, until he started taking questions. Now he's arguing, complaining about the media and the usual stuff. He sure knows how to fuck up a win.

Does that even matter? He has been doing that for years and he was on course to win again.

He will probably win again anyway.

Offline rafathegaffa83

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 42,108
  • Dutch Class
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61798 on: March 30, 2020, 03:08:05 am »
In news that should that surprise no-one, Liberty University now has a COVID outbreak after reopening
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/29/us/politics/coronavirus-liberty-university-falwell.html

Offline Peabee

  • SKPB! Is goin' down der Asd.....der Waitrose.....anyone wannany hummus?
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 16,712
Re: Ill Douche - Fungal Dick
« Reply #61799 on: March 30, 2020, 03:16:21 am »
It seems Cuomo is providing more leadership than POTUS.
We aren't walking through the storm now - we are the storm.