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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1720 on: May 14, 2017, 09:53:30 pm »
awful lot of assumptions there.......just to put you straight I meant please don't resurrect this hubris coated, shout the odds, rancid fuckin dog turd of a thread that overflows with clueless whopperdom and the worst excesses of bad wool behaviour....

Today was great btw.

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I think you might be taking this thread a bit too seriously.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1721 on: August 17, 2017, 01:17:08 am »






Season 2017/2018 here we come!!

Hoffenheim lost at home despite having been unbeaten there the whole 2016/17 season but we still couldnt come back with a clean sheet. We are Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1722 on: August 17, 2017, 08:05:57 am »
Awful outfit.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1723 on: August 17, 2017, 02:54:43 pm »
Below Everton in the league. Season is a write off. We are shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1724 on: August 17, 2017, 02:59:50 pm »
And where the hell is Djimi Traore these Days?

We can not retain talent!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1725 on: August 18, 2017, 01:34:40 pm »
We won't even sell for 90 million. Where's the fucking business sense lads? How can we make a profit if we don't snap up any and all offers?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1726 on: August 18, 2017, 02:49:54 pm »
made an absolute fuckup of the summer transfer window, still short in midfield, defence looks worse than last season and our best player wants a transfer....shite





....hang on?
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1727 on: August 19, 2017, 04:58:48 pm »
1-0?

WTF?

Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1728 on: August 19, 2017, 05:12:35 pm »
United win 4-0
We won 1-0

Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1729 on: August 24, 2017, 06:58:23 pm »
Couldn't even get ourselves into a group of death.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1730 on: August 27, 2017, 07:06:55 pm »
We used to have goals all over the pitch. Now only our strikers seem to be doing the business. ALL 4 today came from the front line only. So one dimensional. Fucking shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1731 on: August 27, 2017, 07:17:34 pm »
Should have been 8-0 not 4-0.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1732 on: August 27, 2017, 08:08:17 pm »
Should have been 8-0 not 4-0.

I know.  Shite.  ;)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1733 on: August 27, 2017, 10:32:11 pm »
4 is better than 3.
Ok.

But is it FIVE!!?

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1734 on: August 27, 2017, 10:40:36 pm »
Our keeper didn't even make a save today, fucking useless.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1735 on: August 27, 2017, 11:42:52 pm »
We won and instead of praising the team MOTD is just focussing on Arsenal being shite.  They even want to compete with us now in being shite!
Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1736 on: August 28, 2017, 02:35:46 am »
Klopp is pure sh*te, he dropped Mignolet for Karius not knowing he could've dropped them both and started Sturridge, we didn't need a keeper.

Brainless from the manager

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1737 on: August 28, 2017, 11:22:17 am »
Salah is SHITE,  Ray Wilkins said so, but our SHITE boss ignored his wise words and went ahead and wasted over 35 million pounds on him. Utter SHITE
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1738 on: August 28, 2017, 11:23:08 am »
Why would we want to buy Lemar? Arsenal wanted to sign him, so he must be rubbish!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1739 on: August 28, 2017, 05:51:00 pm »
We are level points with the likes of Huddersfield...

Fucking Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1740 on: August 29, 2017, 02:41:10 am »
Always waiting till last minute to sign a new player... we're so late signing Keita that he can only arrive next season!  :no

Shite!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1741 on: August 29, 2017, 09:16:45 am »
Doing it behind our backs too.  :'(

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1742 on: August 29, 2017, 01:04:03 pm »
All this passing shite. It's taxing on the Eyes.

Just get it in the fookin mixer!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1743 on: August 29, 2017, 08:04:37 pm »
Airplanes flying here there and everywhere today and no signings!

Shite.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1744 on: August 30, 2017, 04:43:08 am »
We are so shite that our GK for the Arsenal game came from a team thats curently fighting relegation in the Bundesliga.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1745 on: August 30, 2017, 03:13:53 pm »
We're actually gonna win the league aren't we?

For reals this time  8)

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1746 on: August 30, 2017, 05:42:55 pm »
We are so shite that our GK for the Arsenal game came from a team thats curently fighting relegation in the Bundesliga.

He couldn't even make one save for us.  He had one job!!!!

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1747 on: August 30, 2017, 06:11:58 pm »
Doing deals with our rivals? Where is our bloody nobility? This club, FFS

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1748 on: August 31, 2017, 07:40:24 am »
Attack is garbage. No pace or movement whatsoever  :no

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1749 on: August 31, 2017, 07:51:54 am »
We're actually gonna win the league aren't we?

For reals this time  8)

No we are too shite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1750 on: August 31, 2017, 10:01:14 am »
Bitterly disappointed but not surprised we're making bids for playing staff with regular pounds sterling and not mystic elvish money spun from the gossamer threads of middle earth's nocturnal fairy spiders and powdered unicorn horn on the sacred looms of the Virgin Priestesses of the Temple of Klopp. In short fucking shite #FSGØut
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1751 on: September 1, 2017, 03:10:14 pm »
Keep seeing those darting runs that confuse defences and goals from Salah, but he's not fooling me, he must be shite because he was only £35m. Loads of players sold for more than that this window. Proper shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1752 on: September 2, 2017, 10:48:38 am »
I really hate when we score as our goal celebrations are shite. We haven't had a decent one since Crouchie's robot dance. Can we sign Arelene Phillips please? I blame this all on FSG and their nickel and diming attitude. Surely there was somebody available in the transfer window who has a decent goal celebration. We will be relegated this year if we don't sort it out in January.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1753 on: September 2, 2017, 11:56:45 am »
Our best player doesn't want to play for us. Shite!
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1754 on: September 2, 2017, 12:36:44 pm »
The business Liverpool undertook in the last transfer window was utter shite. Can't even sell a player to that shite club Barcelona.

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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1755 on: September 11, 2017, 12:37:53 pm »
quite
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1756 on: September 11, 2017, 12:59:49 pm »
Chelsea managed to get two players sent off a couple of weeks ago, yet we could only muster one.

That's really shite.
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1757 on: September 11, 2017, 01:10:54 pm »
City 1 Everton 1
City 5 Liverpool 0

You can't get shiter than that
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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1758 on: September 11, 2017, 01:48:06 pm »
City 1 Everton 1
City 5 Liverpool 0

You can't get shiter than that


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Re: Liverpool are shite
« Reply #1759 on: September 20, 2017, 01:37:04 pm »
it's shite this thread has lost its ironic edge.