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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #200 on: January 22, 2013, 12:22:47 pm »
I have got a fucking belter ------------------- Dead Original


Theres only 1 Daniel Sturridge 1 Daniel Sturridge There's only 1 Daniel Sturridge


Anyone think it may catch on ?

Oh by the way we could sing it to the tune used

Only 1 Brendan Ridgers

Thoughts Chaps I am thinking of sending it in to PRS

Ahaha! I like this one the most because it is the most original.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #201 on: January 22, 2013, 01:08:32 pm »
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #202 on: January 22, 2013, 01:41:07 pm »
What about: 
Dance,dance where ever you may be
he is the king of the kop said we
keep scoring goals for liverpool fc
dancing Dan plays for Lfc


i'll grab me trackie.......

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #203 on: January 22, 2013, 04:36:08 pm »
Floral Dance

I thought I could see a curious thing
As Daniel scored and the Kop did sing
Brendan, Colin, and all the crew
Gerrard, Allen and Suarez too
Far away, put in a trance
At the awful sight of the Sturridge dance
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #204 on: January 22, 2013, 04:46:40 pm »
I'd like to punch a lot of people's faces in, in this thread.

Adorable sentiments.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #205 on: January 22, 2013, 04:56:03 pm »
More for Sturridge and Suarez really.
Mostly because I'd love to sing it at all the fans who hate Suarez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM
The heavy - How You Like Me Now

Remember the time
When we tore you up

Yeah, we were on fire
And you gave up

With Sturridge's speed
And Suarez' trickery

You'll all sing a sad sad sad sad song
When they score for free.

How you like us now
How you like us now
How you like us now
How you like us now

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #206 on: January 22, 2013, 05:02:58 pm »
There is so much musical anti talent in this thread it could put x factor out of business


I wonder what happens when talent meets anti-talent . . .

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #207 on: January 22, 2013, 05:08:07 pm »
What about: 
Dance,dance where ever you may be
he is the king of the kop said we
keep scoring goals for liverpool fc
dancing Dan plays for Lfc


i'll grab me trackie.......
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #208 on: January 22, 2013, 06:42:48 pm »
Thing is what's the point nowadays to come up with a witty song for fans to get onto when anyone hardly sings at Anfield.

My bet is the away fans Sunday if he scores will just keep it simple with Super Daniel Sturridge.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #209 on: January 22, 2013, 06:52:29 pm »
(To the tune of Dancing Queen)

Ohhhhhhhh Dan Sturridge, Scoring go-als for LFC
Dan Sturridge, Still o-only twenty three..
Ohhh-oh you can dance, you can da-ance,
Scoring goals with Luis Sua-reee-eh-ez...

SHABBA!

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #210 on: January 22, 2013, 07:29:11 pm »
I miss the Maxi Rodriguez song that went on and on and on. Not much to remember but a good song. Can we re-use it?

If so........

Daniel, Daniel Sturridge
Would you do a dance for me
Do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #211 on: January 22, 2013, 07:47:20 pm »
I miss the Maxi Rodriguez song that went on and on and on. Not much to remember but a good song. Can we re-use it?

If so........

Daniel, Daniel Sturridge
Would you do a dance for me
Do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do, do do do do do
The Maxi song shouldn't be butchered like this, also the second line doesn't scan.  And also why are we encouraging that dance.  It is actually the worst thing I've ever seen.  Including Middlesbrough town centre.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #212 on: January 22, 2013, 07:50:32 pm »
Because its his thing he liked to do and we support him for it.

It's a great dance anyway.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #213 on: January 22, 2013, 08:08:53 pm »
many of you lot are absolutely miserable bastards.....can you not find even an ounce of enjoyment out of football, even at the sight of a kid trying to do his best for the club and enjoying achieving it?

it shouldnt matter one jot whether you think the dance looks nice, or is your sort of style. it is how he expresses himself, and it actually is not something that's morally reprehensible, so back the lad every time he does it and encourage more....

fucks sake, the way some of you are going on about it, you'd think he was sodomizing a squirrel after every goal

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #214 on: January 22, 2013, 08:11:39 pm »
Thing is what's the point nowadays to come up with a witty song for fans to get onto when anyone hardly sings at Anfield.

That is one of the saddest things I've read on here.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #215 on: January 22, 2013, 08:29:06 pm »
More for Sturridge and Suarez really.
Mostly because I'd love to sing it at all the fans who hate Suarez.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVzvRsl4rEM
The heavy - How You Like Me Now

Remember the time
When we tore you up

Yeah, we were on fire
And you gave up

With Sturridge's speed
And Suarez' trickery

You'll all sing a sad sad sad sad song
When they score for free.

How you like us now
How you like us now
How you like us now
How you like us now

Love it. Always liked that song and it's getting a lot of air time on tv ads and the like recently so its well known. Gets my vote.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #216 on: January 22, 2013, 08:56:24 pm »
Oh god. I'm so sorry.


Our Danny moves fast as light
Goes right on till the dawn
His left foot scores a blinder
His dancing keeps me warm

What you doin with the Kop aah
What you doin with the Kop aah?
You should be dancing, yeah
Dancing, yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yAkkpbm_8E

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #217 on: January 22, 2013, 09:00:15 pm »
I don't actually think he is that bothered about doing the dance. Shelvey reminded him to do it after his goal against Mansfield. The Kop and Henderson mentioned it last week. Just saying.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #218 on: January 22, 2013, 09:11:04 pm »
His transfer proved he was a Red Sturridge, Sturridge
This is a humongous club he said Sturridge, Sturridge
He's the tallest man on planet Earth
It won't be long 'til he proves his worth

DAN - IEL - STUR - RIDGE

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This!! hahaha :D

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #219 on: January 22, 2013, 10:36:25 pm »
And also why are we encouraging that dance. It is actually the worst thing I've ever seen.  Including Middlesbrough town centre.

fucks sake, the way some of you are going on about it, you'd think he was sodomizing a squirrel after every goal

Killed myself laughing at both of these posts. :lmao
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #220 on: January 22, 2013, 11:09:27 pm »
To the tune of Bob Dylan's subterranian homesick blues.

Jonjo's in the basement messing round with Brendan
They both find a casket  inside are the old red nets
Theres a man called seb coates
sat on the bench pissed off
Joe Cole has a smokers cough
and wants to get paid off.
Daniel Sturridge look what you did
Fowler knows when
but your doin it again
You better put the ball away
just like the Liverpool way..


Cue the harmonica............
 
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #221 on: January 22, 2013, 11:11:17 pm »
Hes played 3 games for the club.. Wait till hes played 50 before doing songs you nutters.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #222 on: January 22, 2013, 11:11:26 pm »
How about, for his song, the Stingray theme tune...

Dum da da dum dum dum (lots of)

Sturridge, Sturridge  da la da da da

Sturridge, Sturridge  da la da da da

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_p4VwHQ9AM&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Can see lots of bounce in that

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #223 on: January 22, 2013, 11:17:39 pm »
whilst im on a roll, wrong thread but one for raheem 'steady' sterling.

To the tune of Mr Mister - Take these broken wings,

Play Raheem Sterling
play him him on the wing
and let him do his thing.
Then you will hear
The Kopites sing.
And see Raheem in town
covered in lots of bling.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #224 on: January 22, 2013, 11:19:14 pm »
I don't feel like dancing - scissor sisters



Dan feels like dancing dancing
So he's gonna score a few
Dan feels like dancing dancing
So watch as he scores a few
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #225 on: January 23, 2013, 12:40:59 am »
I personally feel Safety Dance would be the best song to go for.....

We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #226 on: January 23, 2013, 01:00:18 am »
we should start including songs as incentives in the player contracts of any potential transfers

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #227 on: January 23, 2013, 02:04:12 am »
I don't actually think he is that bothered about doing the dance. Shelvey reminded him to do it after his goal against Mansfield. The Kop and Henderson mentioned it last week. Just saying.

Large swathes of the Kop also had to be told that his name's not fucking Keane.  We should not encourage our players to behave like whoppers, I actually threw a can at the tele when he did that dance against us at Stamford Bridge last year.  That said I love Shelvey's celebration.

Anyway, in the spirit of this thread...

Tune: Same tune as the Veggard Heggem song, (Good King Wenceslas for the uninitiated)

Daniel Sturridge played the Mancs,
His first time wearing red,
He scored and held his hand aloft,
This means five times, inbreds.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 02:18:16 am by RedRedTom »
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #228 on: January 23, 2013, 02:30:42 am »
There's only two Daniel Sturridge
because I know another Daniel Sturridge
Wait my mate knows another Daniel Sturridge
There's only three Daniel Sturridges

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #229 on: January 23, 2013, 12:17:32 pm »
To the Joy Division ditty 'Transmission'
(whilst  all doing the Ian Curtis dance.)

"Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan Sturro
 Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan Sturro"
 :)

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #230 on: January 23, 2013, 12:34:36 pm »
Got a few lines of this but need help with the 3rd line....

Oh, Danny boy, the Kop, the Kop is calling
From goal to goal, and up and down the wing
The summer's gone, and all the flow'rs are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must score and we must sing.
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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #231 on: January 23, 2013, 12:35:42 pm »
Got a few lines of this but need help with the 3rd line....

Oh, Danny boy, the Kop, the Kop is calling
From goal to goal, and up and down the wing
The summer's gone, and all the flow'rs are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must score and we must sing.

The summer's gone, your January's Signing.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #232 on: January 23, 2013, 12:55:11 pm »
Got a few lines of this but need help with the 3rd line....

Oh, Danny boy, the Kop, the Kop is calling
From goal to goal, and up and down the wing
The summer's gone, and all the flow'rs are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must score and we must sing.


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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #233 on: January 23, 2013, 01:05:11 pm »
I think there are other players who deserve song more than Dan, wait until the end of the season at least  :wave

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #234 on: January 23, 2013, 01:34:55 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/l2D3-FkoXNU?fs=1" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/l2D3-FkoXNU?fs=1</a>

Surely just shouting DAN will be enough.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 01:40:50 pm by smccubbin »

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #235 on: January 23, 2013, 04:34:59 pm »

Surely just shouting DAN will be enough.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #236 on: January 23, 2013, 05:47:37 pm »
Da da da da da da da da da Danieeel Stuuuridge fifteeeen

To the tune of batman  ::)

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #237 on: January 23, 2013, 06:17:52 pm »
How about, for his song, the Stingray theme tune...

Dum da da dum dum dum (lots of)

Sturridge, Sturridge  da la da da da

Sturridge, Sturridge  da la da da da

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_p4VwHQ9AM&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Can see lots of bounce in that

Quite like this, although it's hard to convey the tune in words, isn't it? :)

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #238 on: January 23, 2013, 06:18:55 pm »
Need the Maxi tune again.

Daniel, Daniel Sturridge
Scores a goal for me
Da da da da da da da da da da da da
Football without fans is nothing.

We've won 18 titles, 5 European Cups, 7 FA Cups, but today must be the greatest victory of all.

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Re: Song for Sturridge
« Reply #239 on: January 23, 2013, 06:22:21 pm »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

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Surely just shouting DAN will be enough.
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