I don't actually think he is that bothered about doing the dance. Shelvey reminded him to do it after his goal against Mansfield. The Kop and Henderson mentioned it last week. Just saying.
Large swathes of the Kop also had to be told that his name's not fucking Keane. We should not encourage our players to behave like whoppers, I actually threw a can at the tele when he did that dance against us at Stamford Bridge last year. That said I love Shelvey's celebration.
Anyway, in the spirit of this thread...
Tune: Same tune as the Veggard Heggem song, (Good King Wenceslas for the uninitiated)
Daniel Sturridge played the Mancs,
His first time wearing red,
He scored and held his hand aloft,
This means five times, inbreds.