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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #920 on: November 5, 2019, 12:09:59 pm »
Where's Mesut?



This might be his masterpiece.
genius, the fat keeper eating a pie :lmao

expected to see the lads from fever pitch in it

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #921 on: November 5, 2019, 12:55:29 pm »
Hodgson's 180 degree head turn   :lmao
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #922 on: November 5, 2019, 02:00:45 pm »
The At the Drive In poster is superb work.  Reminds me of the 'Saves de Gea' t-shirt from a few months back ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #923 on: November 5, 2019, 02:10:23 pm »
Glorious.  Funny how you recognise no.27 instantly, it’s been more than twenty years since he got his five seconds on the telly.

Speaking of guys making a comeback after a spell out the public eye, I saw Ty again a few weeks ago out in the wild.  A woman had stopped him to grab a selfie, inevitably.

Haha yeah I spotted him straight off. Was that from one of their wins at Old Trafford in one of their early title winning seasons under Wenger?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #924 on: November 5, 2019, 02:14:37 pm »
Haha yeah I spotted him straight off. Was that from one of their wins at Old Trafford in one of their early title winning seasons under Wenger?
Yep, the 1998 one when Overmars got the winner at OT, I think?

I assume you appreciated the Partridge references this week...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #925 on: November 5, 2019, 02:35:53 pm »
Yep, the 1998 one when Overmars got the winner at OT, I think?

I assume you appreciated the Partridge references this week...

Only just got to this week’s. Lovely stuff.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #926 on: November 5, 2019, 03:01:47 pm »
Hodgson's 180 degree head turn   :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #927 on: November 5, 2019, 04:09:05 pm »
Ty spotting!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #928 on: November 5, 2019, 05:36:26 pm »
Jose's voice going through Redknapp's head  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #929 on: November 11, 2019, 09:17:43 pm »
This week should be good...

Any thoughts on Squires Bingo? What do you think we'll see?

Fawlty Towers? (with an 'I'm from Barcelona' tag?)
Emo Mourinho gets a mate?
Solid Gold Klopp?
TAA as Mr Tickle?

Or will the focus be on Emery ' We are awful but they like us...'
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #930 on: November 11, 2019, 09:26:06 pm »
Where's Mesut?



This might be his masterpiece.

Mertesacker dressed like the B.F.G. is amazing

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #931 on: November 11, 2019, 09:28:13 pm »
This week should be good...

Any thoughts on Squires Bingo? What do you think we'll see?

Fawlty Towers? (with an 'I'm from Barcelona' tag?)


Don't mention the VAR.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #932 on: November 11, 2019, 09:43:52 pm »
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first make mad.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #933 on: November 11, 2019, 09:49:34 pm »
I'll be sincerely disappointed if any part of the TWICE rant isn't included

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #934 on: November 11, 2019, 10:52:33 pm »
My post was deleted earlier so I'll repost with better terminology instead of something more inappropriate

Looking forward to this week's, squires will have a field day with peps meltdown
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #935 on: November 12, 2019, 09:50:07 am »
While we're waiting, he does a strip on Australian Soccer (!) as well - and it appears some things don't change wherever you are.... ;D

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/ng-interactive/2019/nov/08/david-squires-on-the-a-league-according-to-louis-fentons-foul-mouth
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #937 on: November 12, 2019, 11:21:27 am »
That's spectacular  :o

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #938 on: November 12, 2019, 11:28:08 am »
the At The Drive-In poster!

Amazing

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #939 on: November 12, 2019, 11:32:10 am »
Just brilliant. The superb message is delivered with a great big custard pie.
A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #940 on: November 12, 2019, 11:56:53 am »
Guardian not allowing comments on that one! 

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #941 on: November 12, 2019, 12:33:11 pm »
Military fetishism - putting the phwoar into war ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #942 on: November 12, 2019, 09:47:23 pm »
I liked the Less We Forget hand tattoo

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #943 on: November 12, 2019, 10:08:25 pm »
I thought I saw one of the linos in our game on Sunday not wearing a poppy?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #944 on: November 12, 2019, 11:32:28 pm »
Absolute belter

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #945 on: November 13, 2019, 06:30:39 am »
The 'injecting poppies into our veins' panel went over my head until now...

I think he had that planned (not much controversy over the remembrance this year?) but incorporating Guardiola as Churchill was inspired (think he missed out on 'don't mention the VAR' though)
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #946 on: November 13, 2019, 07:39:02 am »
The 'injecting poppies into our veins' panel went over my head until now...

I think he had that planned (not much controversy over the remembrance this year?) but incorporating Guardiola as Churchill was inspired (think he missed out on 'don't mention the VAR' though)

That panel reminded me of someone I got told about who did just that, because heroin came from poppies.

I can't remember if he ever came out of intensive care.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #948 on: November 20, 2019, 01:21:52 am »
Eat, Pray, Golf ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #949 on: November 20, 2019, 03:01:05 am »
Just looked up the reference to the Nuneaton keeper.  Wow...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/146E60ZTLGY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/146E60ZTLGY</a>
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #950 on: November 20, 2019, 07:13:00 am »
A fan of Rick and Morty with the Pickle Mick reference.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #951 on: November 20, 2019, 09:04:47 am »
my god that is genius
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #952 on: November 20, 2019, 09:15:54 am »
Moncur Tennis :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #953 on: November 20, 2019, 09:20:24 am »
Alan Brazil's head  :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #954 on: November 20, 2019, 10:04:45 am »
Just looked up the reference to the Nuneaton keeper.  Wow...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/146E60ZTLGY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/146E60ZTLGY</a>


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Saved me a job  ;)



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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #955 on: November 26, 2019, 11:03:44 am »
Happy Squires Day everybody

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #956 on: November 26, 2019, 11:09:49 am »
Gunnersaurus and Rosie the dog are a nice touch ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #957 on: November 26, 2019, 11:23:49 am »
Gunnersaurus and Rosie the dog are a nice touch ;D
I liked the Helder Postiga - So Close poster too.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #958 on: November 26, 2019, 12:30:07 pm »
Mou-hatma Ghandi! ;D

And that last panel as well, brilliant!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #959 on: November 26, 2019, 12:43:42 pm »
Some great stuff in this week.
Finger in the eye for Gunnersaurus is great, Daniel Levy and in particular the Las Vegas wedding and as someone mentioned the last panel is perfect