David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
I've got a couple of dozen knocking around but my favourite at the moment is...
Looks more like a bottle of whisky than aftershave.
Penhaligons... Oh! Fancy
Are you former England rugby player Colin Smart by any chance? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Smart#.22The_Aftershave_Incident.22
The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek. - Joseph Campbell
You appear to hve mistaken 'the funny photo thread' for the 'pointless, pre-pubescent nonsensical not even porn but "look, look, it's a girl" thread'
Dolce & Gabbana The One, Gaultier Le Male or CK In2U.Never used to wear the stuff until I met the wife and she started buying it for me.
Yep same here & that D&G is right up there for me.