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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #520 on: August 27, 2014, 01:39:25 pm »
I hope Crystal Palace are on the verge of relegation at the end of the season and we play a weakened team against one of their rivals.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #521 on: August 27, 2014, 01:39:38 pm »
Colin Wanker really?

How the fuck does he get jobs in 2014
Haha forgot people call him that

He just keeps getting jobs after doing fuck all at any club. Even after the world has ended, he'll continue getting jobs in hell

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #522 on: August 27, 2014, 01:41:31 pm »
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #523 on: August 27, 2014, 01:41:35 pm »
The first reply to their announcement on twitter sums it up rather well... 'you stupid c*nts'. 

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #524 on: August 27, 2014, 01:41:51 pm »
In a post-apocalyptic world, Warnock will manage the Cockroach XI.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #525 on: August 27, 2014, 01:44:30 pm »
Palace an early bet for relegation now!
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #526 on: August 27, 2014, 01:51:50 pm »
Lol Palace had Pulis but the Chairman backed Moody insead which ended in scandal, & have now ended up with Colin. :D

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #527 on: August 27, 2014, 01:52:54 pm »
Fucking Warnock again, how does that man keep getting jobs in football.

Ask him yourself seeing as you're with him.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #528 on: August 27, 2014, 01:53:27 pm »
It's absolutely baffling how losers like Warnock keep getting jobs. 

This is on his Wikipedia page:
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(I don't think the last entry is true, though)
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #529 on: August 27, 2014, 01:55:41 pm »
Ask him yourself seeing as you're with him.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #530 on: August 27, 2014, 01:56:55 pm »
Ask him yourself seeing as you're with him.

:lmao

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #531 on: August 27, 2014, 01:57:50 pm »
Ask him yourself seeing as you're with him.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #532 on: August 27, 2014, 01:57:54 pm »
It's absolutely baffling how losers like Warnock keep getting jobs. 

This is on his Wikipedia page:
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3.5 Chairmen & directors
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(I don't think the last entry is true, though)

Note Jason Puncheon at the end of the players list, a player whom Colin now manages.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #533 on: August 27, 2014, 01:58:00 pm »
How the fuck has that prick Warnock got himself a job in one of the best leagues in the world. He must be working for pennies or something.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #534 on: August 27, 2014, 01:58:37 pm »
Note Jason Puncheon at the end of the players list, a player whom Colin now manages.

Puncheon had a real good go at him too, claiming Warnock lets players pay their way into the team didn't he?

I bet his agent is phoning around the clubs right now.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #535 on: August 27, 2014, 02:00:15 pm »
Feel really sorry for Martin Kelly now.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #536 on: August 27, 2014, 03:16:54 pm »
They'll sign Paddy Kenny tomorrow then.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #537 on: August 27, 2014, 03:24:09 pm »
I think the whole of Huddersfield's fan base have breathed a sigh of relief - although Tim Sherwood will still be in the running.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #538 on: August 27, 2014, 03:57:12 pm »
Man alive..what a terrible, terrible appointment..

they deserve to be relegated right now for that
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #539 on: August 27, 2014, 05:35:10 pm »
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.  :wave
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #540 on: August 27, 2014, 05:42:36 pm »
They'd have been better off appointing Jay from the Inbetweeners.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #541 on: August 27, 2014, 05:54:03 pm »
It's been a travesty he wasn't given a chance to compete for the CL or for a team competing for the league title. A brilliant manager all around. Classy as well.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #542 on: August 27, 2014, 06:05:07 pm »
They'd have been better off appointing Jay from the Inbetweeners.
In fairness, he did take Woking from the conference to the Champions League in 6 seasons. He's in the England setup now though
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #543 on: August 27, 2014, 06:14:52 pm »



He looks delighted, bless him.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #544 on: December 24, 2017, 07:49:25 pm »
So Middlesbrough sacked Monk, due to concerns over his style of play. And are in talks with Pulis :lmao

Some owners/clubs deserve everything that comes to them.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #545 on: December 24, 2017, 07:59:38 pm »
So Middlesbrough sacked Monk, due to concerns over his style of play. And are in talks with Pulis :lmao

Some owners/clubs deserve everything that comes to them.

If their concern is that he tried to play football, unlike Karanka, and are looking to get back to that syle, it makes sense.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #546 on: December 24, 2017, 09:24:29 pm »
In fairness with a decent budget there youd fancy Pulis to get them up and establish them there

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #547 on: December 25, 2017, 11:27:56 am »
So Middlesbrough sacked Monk, due to concerns over his style of play. And are in talks with Pulis :lmao

Some owners/clubs deserve everything that comes to them.

Steve Gibson is the best owner in the country, used his own money to save the club from being folded, buildt a new stadium, brought the likes of Ravenelli, juninho, Boksic....first ever trophy, to a club and a town nobody had heard of or cared about. Gibson is a self made local man that has put his bank balance and love into the club...it's what we as liverpool fans want isn't it?.

If Gibson gets everything he deserves as a club owner he'd have trophies galore.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #548 on: December 25, 2017, 02:04:38 pm »
So Middlesbrough sacked Monk, due to concerns over his style of play. And are in talks with Pulis :lmao

Some owners/clubs deserve everything that comes to them.

Think you've misinterpreted. More to do with the expansive style of Monk not fitting the Boro players, and they were looking for a manager who fits the group like Karanka did.

Very good appointment by Boro.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #549 on: December 26, 2017, 12:08:21 pm »
Pulis is now Boro manager, talk about a post Christmas comedown.
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #550 on: December 26, 2017, 02:05:15 pm »

Pulis is now Boro manager, talk about a post Christmas comedown.

Another young British manager for the pundits...


Which recycling bin do the old managers go in?
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #551 on: December 27, 2017, 12:26:25 am »
Another young British manager for the pundits...


Which recycling bin do the old managers go in?

In a press conference today he has warned Boro fans it will take time to implement 8 centre backs into the starting line up
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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #552 on: December 27, 2017, 12:56:30 am »
In a press conference today he has warned Boro fans it will take time to implement 8 centre backs into the starting line up

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #553 on: December 27, 2017, 12:14:55 pm »
In fairness with a decent budget there youd fancy Pulis to get them up and establish them there
Could be the manager Boro need. As little time as I have for the man he does have the ability to level clubs off at consistent PL bottom half mediocrity.

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #554 on: December 27, 2017, 12:19:01 pm »
Could be the manager Boro need. As little time as I have for the man he does have the ability to level clubs off at consistent PL bottom half mediocrity.
hes a premier league level manager and pretty much every championship club chairman would love him to come in

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Re: Tony Pulis has left Stoke (and Palace now)
« Reply #556 on: December 27, 2017, 10:51:07 pm »
He'll get them to the Prem while every Boro fan is snoring from boredom in the stands.
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