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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6320 on: September 5, 2017, 02:03:00 pm »
Does this transfer window suggest that the stadium build is starting to affect their transfer dealings? Spent some money, but had to sell Walker to get their prefered players in Sanchez and Aurier. They will need to be very astute in the market over the foreseeable to keep the squad competitive I think.

Wembley does seem a problem for them so far.

If Alli gets injured or suspended (which seems likely as he's a bit of a shithouse with a bad temper) they are in trouble.

Could be just wishful thinking on my part though.

I'm sure it's having an affect on them but who knows if they had to sell to buy, cos selling Walker wasn't something done of desperation, more that he wanted to go, and they already where phasing him out last season it seems!

They still spent 80 mill, hell they've spent pretty much the same amount on transfers as Liverpool the last 2 summers.

I guess they are lucky like us, to have a manager who doesn't whinge constantly if he can't spend 200 mill in a summer. Although some fans of both clubs probably get annoyed by that ;)

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6321 on: September 5, 2017, 04:18:02 pm »
The 'phasing out' of Walker was bollocks. He told the manager his head was turned and was benched.
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6322 on: September 6, 2017, 06:03:56 pm »
Spurs are buggered when Kane and Delly A leave.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6323 on: September 6, 2017, 10:29:42 pm »
Llorente is an atrocious signing. Old, slow, etc. Very bizarre.


No .... not atrocious at all. Not sure what Llorente your watching. Good, proven goalscorer for a reasonable price.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6324 on: September 6, 2017, 11:16:42 pm »
No .... not atrocious at all. Not sure what Llorente your watching. Good, proven goalscorer for a reasonable price.
Quite ageee..


He's got European experience too..
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6325 on: September 6, 2017, 11:59:37 pm »
They went 10 games without winning in the Autumn last season i believe Kane was injured around that time.

When Kane was out in the autumn last year, Spurs went W2 D3 L0 in the league, and W1 D1 L1 in the CL.

When he was missing later in the season, Spurs went W3 D0 L0 in the league. So in essence, they went W6 D4 L1 when he was missing in the lineup, discounting the EFL cup of course.

Incidentally, they played 6 group games in the CL last year, the games Kane was playing in, they went W1 D0 L2, both of those losses came against Monaco.

In any case, they actually don't do too badly with Kane missing from the lineup. But as I said before, their record without Alli in the lineup is close to a 50% loss rate.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6326 on: September 7, 2017, 12:03:18 am »
When Kane was out in the autumn last year, Spurs went W2 D3 L0 in the league, and W1 D1 L1 in the CL.

When he was missing later in the season, Spurs went W3 D0 L0 in the league. So in essence, they went W6 D4 L1 when he was missing in the lineup, discounting the EFL cup of course.

Incidentally, they played 6 group games in the CL last year, the games Kane was playing in, they went W1 D0 L2, both of those losses came against Monaco.

In any case, they actually don't do too badly with Kane missing from the lineup. But as I said before, their record without Alli in the lineup is close to a 50% loss rate.

Yes but they were a much stronger side come the 2nd portion of the season so they didnt end up missing Kane as much. Would they have done shitter with Kane in there but Alli out instead in that second portion? Not sure myself.

Alli is a top player but his main attribute appears to be his goalscoring. I know thats what Kane does as well but i think he gives more to the team.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6327 on: September 7, 2017, 09:51:45 am »
Yes but they were a much stronger side come the 2nd portion of the season so they didnt end up missing Kane as much. Would they have done shitter with Kane in there but Alli out instead in that second portion? Not sure myself.

Alli is a top player but his main attribute appears to be his goalscoring. I know thats what Kane does as well but i think he gives more to the team.

Not so sure about that. Kane is a prolific scorer, but Alli is also a provider. It'll be a long discussion comparing their attributes though, so I'm not going to bother. 

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6328 on: September 8, 2017, 11:33:51 am »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41199525

Fifa has opened disciplinary proceedings against Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli after he gestured with his middle finger during England's match against Slovakia on Monday.

Television pictures showed Alli's gesture during the 2-1 World Cup qualifying victory at Wembley.

The 21-year-old said it was a "joke with good friend" Kyle Walker.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6329 on: September 8, 2017, 11:51:29 am »
The 21-year-old said it was a "joke with good friend" Kyle Walker.

Of course it was Deli, of course it was. No way you're a twat of a bloke

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6330 on: September 8, 2017, 10:15:06 pm »
No .... not atrocious at all. Not sure what Llorente your watching. Good, proven goalscorer for a reasonable price.

As he showed against us.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6331 on: September 9, 2017, 03:48:51 am »
No .... not atrocious at all. Not sure what Llorente your watching. Good, proven goalscorer for a reasonable price.

He's completely unsuited to their style and 32 years old. He'll flop just like Janssen, whom some rated on here too.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6332 on: September 9, 2017, 06:47:36 am »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41199525

Fifa has opened disciplinary proceedings against Tottenham midfielder Dele Alli after he gestured with his middle finger during England's match against Slovakia on Monday.

Television pictures showed Alli's gesture during the 2-1 World Cup qualifying victory at Wembley.

The 21-year-old said it was a "joke with good friend" Kyle Walker.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6333 on: September 9, 2017, 07:58:23 am »
Can't stand Alli myself. Horrible, fouling, dirty c*nt.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6334 on: September 9, 2017, 09:37:27 am »
Can't stand Alli myself. Horrible, fouling, dirty c*nt.
Yep, he is.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6335 on: September 9, 2017, 09:47:30 am »
Yep, he is.

Wish he payed for us..

Nah, don't think he'd really suit us at all

Very good player, and obviously one we missed out on.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6336 on: September 9, 2017, 10:56:38 am »
Nah, don't think he'd really suit us at all

Very good player, and obviously one we missed out on.

He would suit us just fine. He would be refined to Klopp's needs if needed.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6337 on: September 9, 2017, 10:06:18 pm »
Sanchez looked great on his debut today. I know it was against a toothless Everton, but he was assured, powerful, quick, dominant in the air, and I can see him bullying so many players in this league. He looks a very very good young player.

With him pacy and the strong in the middle of Alderweireld and Vertonghen, we have a fantastic back 3.

With regards to the team as a whole, we were brilliant. Eriksen is just a world class player, amazing to see him dictate our attacks. I do feel Wembley may be the difference between us winning the league or not again. If we were still at WHL I would fancy our chances, as it is, unless we make Wembley a fortress soon, I think it will be very tough.

And who the hell thinks Aurier is a squad signing? He was one of the best RBs in Europe two years ago, if Poch gets that form out of him again, he'll dominate this league.


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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6338 on: September 9, 2017, 10:52:33 pm »
Yep, he is.

Wish he payed for us..

he's a snide little bastard but i wish he was OUR snide little bastard

still only 21, young player of the year two years on the bounce, probably destined for bigger things if spurs don't start challenging for honours

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6339 on: September 9, 2017, 11:59:24 pm »
Can't stand Alli myself. Horrible, fouling, dirty c*nt.

Likewise. Twat.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6340 on: September 10, 2017, 08:48:00 am »
he's a snide little bastard but i wish he was OUR snide little bastard

still only 21, young player of the year two years on the bounce, probably destined for bigger things if spurs don't start challenging for honours

Yeah I agree with you. If we all consider him to be a massive c*nt and twat at this young age imagine what kind of reat of the highest grade he could be in his prime. 25 or 26 year old Alli could be the complete c*nt package by then. Exciting times ahead for football fans across the world.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6341 on: September 10, 2017, 02:39:37 pm »
All I'll say about the game is that I wish we could play against a Rooney led attack every week. You guys will have an absolute field day against Everton, it's been said all along in the Everton thread but good God are they a slow team.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6342 on: September 10, 2017, 03:47:29 pm »
All I'll say about the game is that I wish we could play against a Rooney led attack every week. You guys will have an absolute field day against Everton, it's been said all along in the Everton thread but good God are they a slow team.
We've been saying it all summer but were just met with idioms like "their heads are falling off!".
Then in the midddle out pops a smiling glen johnson pulling up his jersey to reveal a t-shirt of suarez with a text saying. "OUR SUAREZ IS A FRIEND TO ALL COLOURS!"

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6343 on: September 14, 2017, 04:55:55 pm »
Spurs are a better team than Dortmund are these days. Just depends how much damage Wembley does to them.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6344 on: September 14, 2017, 05:12:49 pm »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6345 on: September 16, 2017, 09:46:35 pm »
The last two games Dele Alli has missed - Dortmund and end of last season - they've looked a far more fluid and potent team. Alli has transitioned from being a central midfielder, to a number 10....and now for the last year or 18 months, he's basically been a support striker. At this point, he just sort of floats through games, playing the easy sideways pass, searching for space. He has zero defensive responsibilities, zero playmaking responsibilities.

Jonathan Wilson on the TW podcast recently called him the most overrated player in recent memory, and while I wouldn't go that far, I do find the level of hype confusing. It seems to have come mostly from the 'he's scored x goals....FROM MIDFIELD!' meme; but the reality is, he's so far from a midfielder. He hasn't been a midfielder for a long time.

For some reason, some pundits still haven't realised that and to this day, there are comparisons drawn between Alli with actual midfielders like Gerrard, Lampard...Redknapp seems to compare him to Pogba weekly. Might as well compare those players to Alderweireld, who probably has more conventional midfield responsibilities than Alli does.

As Jonathan Wilson said: "He's the definition of a player, who, if he's not on the scoresheet...he's probably not contributing. He SHOULD be scoring 20 a season, because if he's not, with the most luxurious of luxury roles, he's a huge net negative."

Total contrast to Eriksen, who still somehow manages to be criminally underrated despite him slowly getting a bit more praise.
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6346 on: September 16, 2017, 09:52:19 pm »
Yep go with that too. Bemuses me some of the shouts you see on here and elsewhere that he could make a move to Barca or Madrid. Laughable that.


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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6347 on: September 16, 2017, 10:10:39 pm »
Spurs will get more points away than at home this season, and at the end of it theyll look at the wembley moveas the reason why they didnt challenge for the title, still think theyll get top 4, but it could be close if they dont turn it around at Wembley.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6348 on: September 16, 2017, 11:57:03 pm »
I've been saying this about Alli entire last season. He's truly a great goalscorer but as a footballer his skill-set is painfully basic.

He mastered the art of finding space and attacking it in the right moment but it practically masks all other parts in his game. I've never seen him perform well in games he didn't score in. Think he's much more likely to be a better out-and-out striker rather than a no.8 or 6.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6349 on: September 19, 2017, 06:43:12 pm »
They're at it again the cretins!

Check out @BeardedGenius’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/910181700893904896?s=09
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6350 on: September 19, 2017, 10:12:37 pm »
They're at it again the cretins!

Check out @BeardedGenius’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/910181700893904896?s=09

 ;D I don't even know what to say about that

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6351 on: September 19, 2017, 11:50:10 pm »
"There is no final victory, just as there is no final defeat. There is just the same battle to be fought over and over again."

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6352 on: September 20, 2017, 12:38:26 am »
We beat Real Madrid

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6353 on: September 20, 2017, 07:12:26 am »
;D I don't even know what to say about that

I couldn't even get through till the end.

You boys have just saved every fanbase on the planet from the cringe their clubs have produced, ever. Spurs's kings of the lion will eternally win as a comeback

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6354 on: September 20, 2017, 07:52:00 am »
They're at it again the cretins!

Check out @BeardedGenius’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/910181700893904896?s=09

They must have been having a laugh with this surely.

It cannot be serious.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6355 on: September 20, 2017, 08:51:36 am »
They must have been having a laugh with this surely.

It cannot be serious.

This makes it a little more acceptable:

"This music video parody, which I wrote, produced, directed, and edited, was created for a young boy's bar mitzvah. I was inspired to create this music video due to his passion for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club and for Disney films. It's aim was to be a light-hearted, comical, and entertaining film."


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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6356 on: September 20, 2017, 12:11:37 pm »
https://youtu.be/c55-KbNcXKE

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6357 on: September 20, 2017, 12:41:59 pm »
They couldn't get a real fucking baby?
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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6358 on: September 20, 2017, 02:04:30 pm »
They're at it again the cretins!

Check out @BeardedGenius’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/910181700893904896?s=09

That's fucking weird as hell.

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Re: Spurs
« Reply #6359 on: September 21, 2017, 12:52:09 am »
They couldn't get a real fucking baby?

We've got a bloody stadium to pay for alright?
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