TOP 10 JIN-SOO KWON MOMENTS
10) "Enter the Dragon"---After Mikail steals the phone and sprints off into the jungle, SOMETHING had to be done...Jin decides he's gonna step up to the plate and be the hero, so he chases the Cyclops pussy down and then proceeds to KUNG FU the shit out of him!!!!! Who would have figured that an impotent fisherman's son would be the next Bruce Lee...even Chuck Norris was like "DAMN JIN!!"
9) "First Rule of Fight Club..."---Some rich, English speaking shit head has been diving into Sun's rice bowl, and Mr. Paik is not pleased...no father wants to find out their daughter is a whore, so he sends his son in law and MUSCLE to clean up the problem...the crazy thing is, Jin doesn't even know about the affair...he bursts into the hotel room and becomes Tyler Durden, throwing this bald pussy through tables, walls, timelines, etc...he then jumps on this guys puny chest and starts brutally pounding his pretty boy face in...every guy that's ever been cheated on stood up and cheered
"Udders"---In what would become a reocurring theme for Jin, he appeared to be dead after Mr Friendly & crew blew up the raft and kidnapped Walt...but like Segal, this mu'fucka is HARD TO KILL...Sawyer and Michael wash up on shore, and all of a sudden we see Jin running out of the jungle, scared as shit and screaming warnings in Korean...no one understands what the fuck he's saying, so he gets his Rosetta Stone on and focuses..."UDDERS!! UDDERS!!...udders..." Just as Sawyer starts looking for the cow, it dawns on him what Jin is saying..."OTHERS"...HOLY SHIT
7). "Hurley Shits Pants"---Not only was Jin an ass kicking, death defying pimp, he also was an entertainer...during their trek through the jungle to find the parachuter, Jin decides to share his favorite Korean ghost story with Hurley & Charlie around the camp fire...Hurley nearly pooped his panties when Jin got to the good part...which causes Jin to laugh like crazy...truly one of my favorite moments
6). "Explosions Are For Pussy's"---Even though Michael is a traitor and an all around douche, Jin was still a loyal friend...he stayed on the freighter as long as he could with Michael, not really doing anything but staring at the C4, but still...haha, moral support...well that loyalty and moral support got Jin in trouble, cause he missed his flight, Lapides style, and ended up stuck on a one way trip to Jack Dawson's tombstone...Christian tells Michael he can go (fuck himself), and BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE (C4)...most normal pussy's would be crying cause they're dead and in a million pieces, but not Jin...he decides he's feeling hot and needs to take a dip, so he swan "station" dives into the ocean and puts his Korean charm down on a younger, hotter Danielle..
5). "Jin is Pro-Life"---The second day on the island, Jin decides to make a good impression by getting his Emeril Lagassi on (BAM) and cooking up some fine cuisine, which ended up being slimy octopus asshole or something that his dad taught him on the docks of wherever the fuck he grew up...You knew this shit was bad when 600 pound Hurley, who'd already eaten 3 mangled corpses from the fuselage, refused to touch it...but Claire, who hadn't felt her baby kick since the crash, decided to dive in....and shockingly, it re-animated her fetus!!! Jin's face is fucking HILARIOUS as Claire is putting his hand on her belly, haha...
4). "My Boys Can Swim!!"---Jin never knew that his dick was broken (the opposite of Jack's), but Sun was forced to drop that bombshell on him when she told him she was pregnant...instead of doing what everyone expected, which was to slap the shit out of Sun and blame her vagina, Jin took the news like a champ, and basically was just full of happiness and joy that he was going to be a father, and that the island had somehow healed his cock...
3). "Class Is In Session"---Sawyer tries to help Jin be a better husband by teaching him the 3 things you need to know how to say to a woman...watching Jin repeat these back was fucking hilarious, although Sawyer forgot to mention the timeless phrase "honey, if you were ever topless in the jungle and a black man looking for his son stumbled upon you and saw your goodies, then you'd tell me right??"
2). "Apology Accepted"---Before the raft is launched into the unknown, Jin and Sun share one of my favorite scenes of the whole series...it starts off with her trying to show him some English words that might come in handy on the raft...Jin then completely breaks down and apologizes for EVERYTHING, everything that got him and her, the love of his life, to this horrible place, physically and emotionally...he tells her that he's being punished for what he's done to her, and he needs to make it right....they tell each other "I love you", all is forgiven, and the raft is launched with the best music Giachinno has ever composed for the show...beautiful..
1). "Life & Death"---Although Jin hadn't played a large role in Season 6, it didn't matter when we, the audience, realized his time was up...this was an awesome character we've laughed and cried with for 6 years, and seeing the water flood in and slowly take his life made me sick to my stomach...his only purpose, and the only thing that kept him going, was Sun...and now in his final moments, and her final moments, they were together, closer than ever, holding each other tight as they drifted into the unknown, hand in hand...fucking beautiful....
TOP 2 SUN MOMENTS
1). Sun wears a bikini in Season 1
2). Sun unbuttons her shirt in "The Package"