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« Reply #21920 on: March 18, 2012, 12:26:51 am »
Anybody see those mini ads on ESPN where the get a supporter of each team to explain why the FA cup is so special to them and they tell their favourite memory about the cup etc etc.They usually last about 30 seconds and are filmed in said fans stadium .

Well today they had the everton fan on.A forty six year old man who was sayin how he was born to support the blues because he was born the year everton won the cup(1966).

I was waiting for him to mention LFC.Well lets face it,they always so don't they?As he walked past the dixie dean statue he explained how great he was and his achievements which was fair enough in my book considering how great dixie was,then he came out with it as he stared right into the camera ..
"You can keep your Ian Rush"
Then in true blueshite form,he went on to say how Everton were the unluckiest team in football.He started with the clive thomas thing from 1977.Then said how Everton were the best side in europe when we got the ban and IFITHADNTBINFOR.....
He said they across the park call us the bitters but they had every right to be because IFITHADNTBINFOR.......

Christ it was cringeworthy.All he was short was the violin playing in the background.

I reckon he had a whip around at woodison to pay for the TV time to air his grievances.
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i saw that the guy was a twat was hilarious too
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« Reply #21921 on: March 18, 2012, 08:32:09 am »
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BBC Sport chief football writer Phil McNulty at Goodison Park

"Everton manager David Moyes not attending the written media conference. Club official says 'he's chosen not to'."

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« Reply #21922 on: March 18, 2012, 09:06:24 am »
I think i've mentioned on here about my bluenose uncle before. Anyway for those who dont know, my uncle wont eat or wear anything red and he 56 years old.

I'm similar, I won't eat anything that's blue.
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« Reply #21923 on: March 18, 2012, 09:09:21 am »
Has anyone seen that ESPN FA Cup advert with the bitter on it? He says something like "Everton where the kings of the FA Cup in the 80's" and "They used to call Wembley Anfield south, but it was Goodison south aswell".  ;D

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« Reply #21924 on: March 18, 2012, 12:14:41 pm »
Kings of the FA Cup in the 80s?!

More like Kings of Losing FA Cup finalists of the 80s

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« Reply #21925 on: March 18, 2012, 12:46:28 pm »
I think i've mentioned on here about my bluenose uncle before. Anyway for those who dont know, my uncle wont eat or wear anything red and he 56 years old.
I know fella's like that. Always nice to remind them that it's red blood pumping around their veins.

Knew a bloke who was a staunch red who said when he's dying he'd turn to being an Evertonian, asked him why and he said it was better one of them bastards dying than one of us. ;D..... fair play if you ask me :lmao
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« Reply #21926 on: March 18, 2012, 01:05:56 pm »
No chance will we play on the 15th of April.
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« Reply #21927 on: March 18, 2012, 01:11:40 pm »
Kings of the FA Cup in the 80s?!

More like Kings of Losing FA Cup finalists of the 80s

1 cup win & 3 finals lost

Tell me about it. He finishes by saying "thats something people seem to of forgotten about".

Aye,  I wonder why that is...... ::) ;D

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« Reply #21928 on: March 18, 2012, 01:13:28 pm »
I know fella's like that. Always nice to remind them that it's red blood pumping around their veins.

Knew a bloke who was a staunch red who said when he's dying he'd turn to being an Evertonian, asked him why and he said it was better one of them bastards dying than one of us. ;D..... fair play if you ask me :lmao

Haha, I suppose thats one way of looking at it. ;D

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« Reply #21929 on: March 18, 2012, 01:15:26 pm »
I'm similar, I won't eat anything that's blue.

Not keen on blueberries then are we mate?

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« Reply #21930 on: March 18, 2012, 06:11:34 pm »
Sunderland will win because the FA dont want Everton to make it to Wembly against us in case there is trouble, Moyes said so.
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« Reply #21931 on: March 18, 2012, 06:14:37 pm »
Sunderland will win because the FA dont want Everton to make it to Wembly against us in case there is trouble, Moyes said so.

They've already got their ready made excuse haven't they.

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« Reply #21932 on: March 18, 2012, 06:24:27 pm »
They've already got their ready made excuse haven't they.

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« Reply #21933 on: March 18, 2012, 06:26:30 pm »
Sunderland will win because the FA dont want Everton to make it to Wembly against us in case there is trouble, Moyes said so.

So that's where the hot balls come in. I see.
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« Reply #21934 on: March 18, 2012, 06:26:42 pm »
wouldn't surprise me if Moyes rest's 6 players at Sunderland for the cup final against us :-\...
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« Reply #21935 on: March 18, 2012, 06:45:09 pm »
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Heard loads of blues "hoping we get beat by Sunderland" so we don't suffer the humiliation of being beat by Liverpool in the semi, I find that attitude astoundingly stupid to be honest.

Agree with him to be fair, but most amusing to hear they are shitting it.
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« Reply #21936 on: March 18, 2012, 07:01:26 pm »
Agree with him to be fair, but most amusing to hear they are shitting it.
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« Reply #21937 on: March 18, 2012, 07:01:58 pm »
haha from our friend 'The Ram'
Look at the start of the thread, he is even worse ;D
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« Reply #21938 on: March 18, 2012, 07:07:12 pm »
Haha they've shitting themselves

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« Reply #21939 on: March 18, 2012, 07:07:57 pm »
Look at the start of the thread, he is even worse ;D
haha and i thought we have some negative noras over here

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« Reply #21940 on: March 18, 2012, 07:15:26 pm »
haha and i thought we have some negative noras over here
Cant blame them really, they are shit, but if reversed I wouldnt be wanting to lose, if they were there first I'd be desperate to get there to face them, regardless of any fears I might have about off the pitch trouble.

Fully expect them to batter sunderland now, the players wont share their fears, they will be well up for it to get to Wembly and face us again this season after getting royally shagged.
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« Reply #21941 on: March 18, 2012, 07:24:22 pm »
wouldn't surprise me if Moyes rest's 6 players at Sunderland for the cup final against us :-\...


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« Reply #21942 on: March 18, 2012, 07:26:49 pm »
where is the link for this thread?
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« Reply #21943 on: March 18, 2012, 07:27:23 pm »
From a blueshite

"That's the draw I wanted.

Let's face it, we NEVER seem to show up against the shite and I simply have gotten used to seeing us lose to them. Not afraid of another one at all.

But this is a chance to beat them, end their season, grab bragging rights throughout the summer and a chance to lift the FA Cup and wave it in their faces while they have the Mickey Mouse Cup!

Bring on the hordes of pitiful kopite Victims!

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« Reply #21944 on: March 18, 2012, 07:29:26 pm »
"Paranoia is a very comforting state of mind. If you think they're out to get you, it means you think you matter"

Jurgen! What is best in life?

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« Reply #21945 on: March 18, 2012, 07:31:00 pm »
Cant blame them really, they are shit, but if reversed I wouldnt be wanting to lose, if they were there first I'd be desperate to get there to face them, regardless of any fears I might have about off the pitch trouble.

Fully expect them to batter sunderland now, the players wont share their fears, they will be well up for it to get to Wembly and face us again this season after getting royally shagged.
Didn't think they'd beat sunderland in the replay but i think you're right about their players being up for it now. Think they'll do them now

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« Reply #21946 on: March 18, 2012, 07:31:06 pm »
This is a fucking Mickey Mouse Cup, you stupid rabid bitter yard dogs


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« Reply #21947 on: March 18, 2012, 07:35:01 pm »
cheers mouth.
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« Reply #21948 on: March 18, 2012, 10:38:50 pm »
Makes ya laugh when they talk as though the Carling cup is nothing, can you imagine if they had won it this season? You'd never hear the fucking end of it.

They are in no position whatsoever to put down the Carling cup, you know they would fucking give ANYTHING to put an end to their 17 year drought.

Heres to another 17 years.  :hally
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« Reply #21949 on: March 18, 2012, 10:40:17 pm »
Thought some of our moaners were bad, loads of them are absolutley shitting it.
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« Reply #21950 on: March 19, 2012, 12:48:20 am »
Colina to be the special guest referee please :)
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« Reply #21951 on: March 19, 2012, 12:27:29 pm »
Colina to be the special guest referee please :)

That'd be great, with Clattenburg as the fourth official.

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« Reply #21952 on: March 19, 2012, 12:31:25 pm »
I hope Everton wins against Sunderland.  Sunderland are a bit of a bogey team for us but on the other hand, Everton is just a barrel of fun to play against
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« Reply #21953 on: March 19, 2012, 12:44:14 pm »
Kew it'd happen, absolutely knew it.

They won't win Sunderland away from home though.

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« Reply #21954 on: March 19, 2012, 01:13:00 pm »
Hope Sunderland absolutely batter them.
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« Reply #21955 on: March 19, 2012, 01:21:36 pm »
Hope Sunderland absolutely batter them.
So do they.
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« Reply #21956 on: March 19, 2012, 01:23:43 pm »
''bring it on''

You have to get past Sunderland first you daft twat.   :lmao :lmao

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« Reply #21957 on: March 19, 2012, 01:24:41 pm »
So do they.
I don't understand though, they were nailed on to beat us if Moyes had played his best team last Tuesday, so surely they'll beat us in the semis?
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« Reply #21958 on: March 19, 2012, 01:29:21 pm »
I don't understand though, they were nailed on to beat us if Moyes had played his best team last Tuesday, so surely they'll beat us in the semis?
Well thats the other side of the coin, now they are nailed on to beat us and win the cup because and I quote, I shit you not "the good guys have to win some time..."

The good guys :lmao its like we are the empire and they are the rebels, fucking good guys, bunch of nob ends ;D
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« Reply #21959 on: March 19, 2012, 01:34:21 pm »
haha Its that man again
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