How the fuck has the lino seen that and had to tell the ref who was 10 feet away with unobstructed View?
Can't promise I won't be touching myself vigorously over the next 15 minutes, lads.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored
He even grabbed his knee as if he were hurt.
Kamara You wouldn’t mind that much, if he wasn’t absolutely shit. But he is absolutely shit.
It was the ref who went over to tell the linesman the ball came off an Everton player I think.
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Sheffield Utd lost to Wigan at home on the last day of the season. It's a wonderful distraction for him from the fact that Paul Jewell actually relegated him
That Jimenez finish was amazing
How do you not get sent for kicking someone in the shoulder?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.
Does Fernandinho have history with Southampton? Both Hojberg and Charlie Austin appeared to be trying to hurt him.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.
Keown: "Liverpool won't in their wildest dreams believe that they can go to The Etihad and win".
Crosby Nick never fails.
I think Keown probably meant winning there would be beyond our wildest dreams in that we could t have imagined we’d be ten points clear but maybe I’m being too kind to Flat Eric.
United first on after a boring routine 2-0 win at a relegation struggler when Bournemouth and Watford played out a six-goal thriller, when will this irrelevant Solsjkaer wankfest end
Didn't see/hear the quote but Keown is usually pretty positive when it comes to us so I'd go with this.He deserves eternal flak for goading the horsehead as far as I'm concerned though.
Praise surely
Definitely. One of the funniest things ever seen on a football pitch. Like something from the Wizard of Oz when you see him swooping down on Van Nistelrooy in slow motion.
Meant to write grace, not sure where flak came from, it's late
Haha It was great. Was with a Manc amd Arsenal fan watching together that day. When they missed the pen he went crimson. Arsenal fan grabbing his ears and shaking him after seeing Keowns antics nearly started ww3Great day
Didn’t Van Nistelrooy dive to get Vieira sent off? And then I think maybe the penalty was soft at best too (surely not!). All in all a hilarious last few minutes.Hat was their Invincibkes season and this was September too.
There's about 4 red cards in that gif alone nowadays
Fucking hell thats actually horrible watching that back Still funny though, diving long faced c*nt
He could've killed him.