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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4440 on: December 30, 2018, 03:25:59 am »
How the fuck has the lino seen that and had to tell the ref who was 10 feet away with unobstructed View?

It was the ref who went over to tell the linesman the ball came off an Everton player I think.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4441 on: December 30, 2018, 07:18:33 am »
Can't promise I won't be touching myself vigorously over the next 15 minutes, lads.   ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4442 on: December 30, 2018, 08:40:50 am »
He even grabbed his knee as if he were hurt.

;D What a bell
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4443 on: December 30, 2018, 08:59:30 am »
Kamara :lmao

You wouldn’t mind that much, if he wasn’t absolutely shit. But he is absolutely shit.

Young French guy, first job in the country?
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4444 on: December 30, 2018, 09:06:42 am »
It was the ref who went over to tell the linesman the ball came off an Everton player I think.

Yep Lino put up flag for offside - ref went across and confirmed it had come off a blue shite player.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4445 on: December 30, 2018, 10:26:03 am »
Goals on Sunday didn't even show the Kane yellow card not mention it in analysis. Mentioned his MBE of course! Anyone but Sir Harry of Kane would have been castigated for it
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4446 on: December 30, 2018, 10:29:00 am »
That Jimenez finish was amazing

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4447 on: December 30, 2018, 10:44:07 am »
Sheffield Utd lost to Wigan at home on the last day of the season. It's a wonderful distraction for him from the fact that Paul Jewell actually relegated him

And the fact that game was clearly having something dodgy going on. Pretty sure the Wigan winning by one was the only way to guarantee West Ham went down assuming they didn’t win at Old Trafford. The whole game was proper dodgy (remember Warnock is the man who took 2 of his players off injured when they’d had 3 sent off to throw a game) - got the relegation he deserved and I look forward to him getting another this year.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4448 on: December 30, 2018, 11:05:02 am »
That Jimenez finish was amazing

Lloris did an amazing Pickford dive to try to save it.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4449 on: December 30, 2018, 11:02:23 pm »
How do you not get sent for kicking someone in the shoulder?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4450 on: December 30, 2018, 11:21:58 pm »
11.30 start here.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4451 on: December 30, 2018, 11:26:44 pm »
How do you not get sent for kicking someone in the shoulder?

At a guess I’d say because if you get sent off for that, you also give away a penalty for it and your team is then down to 10 men, 3-1 up but facing a penalty with 20 odd minutes left. At Old Trafford.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4452 on: December 31, 2018, 01:41:03 am »
Does Fernandinho have history with Southampton? Both Hojberg and Charlie Austin appeared to be trying to hurt him.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4453 on: December 31, 2018, 01:48:21 am »
Does Fernandinho have history with Southampton? Both Hojberg and Charlie Austin appeared to be trying to hurt him.

You can take it for granted he's tried to cripple one of theirs in the past.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4454 on: December 31, 2018, 01:51:20 am »
Does Fernandinho have history with Southampton? Both Hojberg and Charlie Austin appeared to be trying to hurt him.

I'm ok with that.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4455 on: December 31, 2018, 10:45:36 am »
Keown: "Liverpool won't in their wildest dreams believe that they can go to The Etihad and win".

 :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4456 on: December 31, 2018, 11:10:50 am »
Keown: "Liverpool won't in their wildest dreams believe that they can go to The Etihad and win".

 :lmao

Errrr...
Really strange thing to say.
As if Etihad is some fucking fortress where teams shit their pants due to atmosphere and history seeped in every brick.


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4457 on: December 31, 2018, 11:14:55 am »
Keown: "Liverpool won't in their wildest dreams believe that they can go to The Etihad and win".

 :lmao
He's right though; it has been close to a year since we last won there.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4458 on: December 31, 2018, 11:15:04 am »
Funny because Keown tipped us to win the league at the beginning of the season (so he keeps telling everyone).

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4459 on: December 31, 2018, 11:24:11 am »
Keown: "Liverpool won't in their wildest dreams believe that they can go to The Etihad and win".

 :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4460 on: January 2, 2019, 10:49:21 pm »
United first on after a boring routine 2-0 win at a relegation struggler when Bournemouth and Watford played out a six-goal thriller, when will this irrelevant Solsjkaer wankfest end  :lmao

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4461 on: January 2, 2019, 10:52:38 pm »
I think Keown probably meant winning there would be beyond our wildest dreams in that we could t have imagined we’d be ten points clear but maybe I’m being too kind to Flat Eric.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4462 on: January 2, 2019, 10:54:10 pm »
Keown: "Liverpool won't in their wildest dreams believe that they can go to The Etihad and win".

 :lmao

That was unbelievable

He’s not that thick to say that and mean it Keown. No way

I immediately thought he’s trying to play us down here
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4463 on: January 2, 2019, 10:55:56 pm »
I think Keown probably meant winning there would be beyond our wildest dreams in that we could t have imagined we’d be ten points clear but maybe I’m being too kind to Flat Eric.

Didn't see/hear the quote but Keown is usually pretty positive when it comes to us so I'd go with this.

He deserves eternal flak grace for goading the horsehead as far as I'm concerned though.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4464 on: January 2, 2019, 10:56:14 pm »
United first on after a boring routine 2-0 win at a relegation struggler when Bournemouth and Watford played out a six-goal thriller, when will this irrelevant Solsjkaer wankfest end  :lmao

Hopefully never

It stops them saying how we have basically won it non stop

Oh and possibly get Solksjaer the job permanently.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4465 on: January 2, 2019, 10:56:49 pm »
Didn't see/hear the quote but Keown is usually pretty positive when it comes to us so I'd go with this.

He deserves eternal flak for goading the horsehead as far as I'm concerned though.

Praise surely
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4466 on: January 2, 2019, 10:58:06 pm »
Praise surely

Definitely. One of the funniest things ever seen on a football pitch. Like something from the Wizard of Oz when you see him swooping down on Van Nistelrooy in slow motion.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4467 on: January 2, 2019, 10:58:56 pm »
Meant to write grace, not sure where flak came from, it's late  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4468 on: January 2, 2019, 11:00:29 pm »
Definitely. One of the funniest things ever seen on a football pitch. Like something from the Wizard of Oz when you see him swooping down on Van Nistelrooy in slow motion.

Haha

It was great. Was with a Manc amd Arsenal fan watching together that day. When they missed the pen he went crimson. Arsenal fan grabbing his ears and shaking him after seeing Keowns antics nearly started ww3

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4469 on: January 2, 2019, 11:01:18 pm »
Meant to write grace, not sure where flak came from, it's late  ;D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4470 on: January 2, 2019, 11:02:32 pm »
Haha

It was great. Was with a Manc amd Arsenal fan watching together that day. When they missed the pen he went crimson. Arsenal fan grabbing his ears and shaking him after seeing Keowns antics nearly started ww3

Great day

Didn’t Van Nistelrooy dive to get Vieira sent off? And then I think maybe the penalty was soft at best too (surely not!). All in all a hilarious last few minutes.

Hat was their Invincibkes season and this was September too.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4471 on: January 2, 2019, 11:05:32 pm »
Didn’t Van Nistelrooy dive to get Vieira sent off? And then I think maybe the penalty was soft at best too (surely not!). All in all a hilarious last few minutes.

Hat was their Invincibkes season and this was September too.

He did

Then the pen was total Fergie tenure Pen

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4472 on: January 2, 2019, 11:05:41 pm »
:D




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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4473 on: January 2, 2019, 11:08:06 pm »
:D





There's about 4 red cards in that gif alone nowadays

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4474 on: January 2, 2019, 11:10:49 pm »
Fucking hell thats actually horrible watching that back  ;D

Still funny though, diving long faced c*nt
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4475 on: January 2, 2019, 11:11:13 pm »
There's about 4 red cards in that gif alone nowadays

Most of them did get bans I think. Made what came after more impressive I guess.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4476 on: January 2, 2019, 11:11:48 pm »
Deeney loves a gob off 😂
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Re: MOTD thread
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4478 on: January 2, 2019, 11:12:23 pm »
Fucking hell thats actually horrible watching that back  ;D

Still funny though, diving long faced c*nt

I know what you mean. Normally I can’t abide cruelty to animals but something about that is quite funny.

All more entertaining than MOTD anyway.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #4479 on: January 2, 2019, 11:12:59 pm »
He could've killed him.
Could have or should have?