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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2018, 02:18:05 pm »
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Re: PL: Liverpool (1) Salah 20' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2018, 02:18:11 pm »
45+1 We work it forward, Salah cross is blocked. Pefect Robbo cross falls to Milner at the back who gets it across well to Mane who taps in.
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Re: PL: Liverpool (1) Salah 20' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2018, 02:19:32 pm »
27 - My consensuses is that Milner should keep his headband on, forever.

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2018, 02:20:35 pm »
Half time by the way.

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2018, 02:33:01 pm »
Snodgrass on for Rice. Thought he'd left long ago.

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2018, 02:35:39 pm »
47 - Nothing much in these early stages. Mane plays it out to Robertson but it's a tad short. GK

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2018, 02:36:39 pm »
Hammers showing more enterprise these first couple of minutes

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2018, 02:37:06 pm »
49 - Anderson cross, out for a corner. Decent cross flicked on by Anderson but Antonio can't control it.

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #88 on: August 12, 2018, 02:37:39 pm »
Have Sky moved the microphones, it seems to be very quiet for a first game. Or maybe everyone is just enjoying the Reds playing.  ;D
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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #89 on: August 12, 2018, 02:38:16 pm »
I always rated Antonio. He's got power and stamina for days. Kuyt like. I'd have him.
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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2018, 02:38:45 pm »
50 - Mane and Salah exchange passes on the edge of the area. Salah comes at them again and Noble nicks it from him.

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2018, 02:39:30 pm »
52 - Antonio leaves one on Trent and is booked

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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2018, 02:39:36 pm »
I always rated Antonio. He's got power and stamina for days. Kuyt like. I'd have him.
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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #93 on: August 12, 2018, 02:40:07 pm »
53 Goal - Firmino runs with on the edge of the area, it can't get a shot off but just dinks it through. Mane buries it low pst the keeper. Seems offside. Zero fucks given.
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Re: PL: Liverpool (2) Salah 20', Mane 46' v West Ham (0) 12.08.18 KO 13.30pm
« Reply #94 on: August 12, 2018, 02:40:08 pm »
3-0

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Our passing and movement in the last few minutes has been really good.

That goal seemed inevitable

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Shove VAR up yer arse. Onside all day long ;D
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They had a lot of lucky escapes in that first half defensively WH, I'm pretty sure Klopp would be telling them to be more ruthless this half.
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As usual, when the score gets to this point the opposition start racking up the cards...

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56 - In control here and the crowd is up. Out to Trent as we attack again. Offside.

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Shove VAR up yer arse. Onside all day long ;D
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58 - Ball over the top to Antonio who Trent had lost for a second. Cross in from the left is overhit. Salah crosses it in and it's cleared. We establish possession again... WH chasing shadows slightly atm. Over to next commie...

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89% pass completion rate has Naby, impressive.
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If Pellegrini was taking advice from me I'd tell him to get his lads practising a low block for the final 30 - could get ugly

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62' Liverpool break with a silky move involving Trent and Milner, but eventually it goes through to the goalie.
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horrendous tackle there on Sadio

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Big Virgil is an absolute Rolls Royce - collected the ball and sent it on with silky smoothness

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Rocky Balboa should be off for a stamp on Mane, doesn't even get the yellow. Taylor is a shit c*nt ref isn't he.
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64 Free kick in a really dangerous place for us, after Mane was brought down. Milner fires it into the WEst Ham wall which was not back correctly it comes out, Trent hits it but I think the referee blows.
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:lmao Milner is so shite at free kicks

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:lmao :lmao shouldn't laugh but 2 Hammers down clutching their balls

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:lmao Milner is so shite at free kicks

He's an amazing player. Shit at dead balls. He's like that lad at Sunday league that insists on taking every FK and corner because he once scored direct from a corner away at Fox and Hounds FC in 2011.
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Can I hear the crowd singing "Get your tits out for the lads"?! Surely not.
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65 West Ham make their final change. Arnautovic replaced.
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Balbuena with a timely block to cut out a very dangerous ball in from Trent

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68' Liverpool make a change Bobby making way for Hendo.
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Bobby off - got a good 68 minutes into his legs

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Hendo on for Bobby. We've got 4 CMs on and no strikers :lmao.
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68 Great break by Milner and Mane results in Mane being brought down outside the box. Free kick. Milner passes to Salah who puts a cross in which somehow misses all our players in the box. WHU clear.
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71 West Ham try and make their way through our defence eventually give up with a useless long ball and are caught offside.
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