Author Topic: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19 (Read 239456 times)

sms1986 · « **Reply #200 on:** September 16, 2018, 10:52:54 pm »

I really, really think we've been flattering to deceive and we will now go on to lose five matches to completely wipe out every last little bit of progress that we have made so far this season. We're just going to be utter shit, conceding way too many goals and scoring almost none ourselves. Add to that several yellow and red cards as our frustrated team loses control.

Prof · « **Reply #201 on:** September 16, 2018, 11:05:36 pm »

Quote from: PhaseOfPlay on September 16, 2018, 10:45:09 pm

Except when I do it. Reverse mockers has always worked when I did it. But the trick is to pick and choose when.

And not say that's the intention behind what you're doing

farawayred · « **Reply #202 on:** September 16, 2018, 11:22:02 pm »

Prof, can we include Everton again, at least for a while, just for shits and giggles.

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #203 on:** September 17, 2018, 06:48:39 am »

We're actually on a better start than Man City had last season, and the squad looks strong enough now to sustain this form.

During the Spurs match I was calculating our goals conceded for the season and it worked out at 7.6.

Then Spurs scored and it went up to 15.2!

For reference, the meanest defence last season was City's, with 27 (mostly scored by us).

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #204 on:** September 17, 2018, 02:32:02 pm »

As nice as he graph looks now, it’s just going to be more sickening when the line goes on it’s inevitable downward trajectory.

An average of 1.7 per game will see us reach 71 points, which is probably realistic.

latortuga · « **Reply #205 on:** September 18, 2018, 11:11:33 am »

It took Utd 9 games to fall off title winning pace last year.

If we still have our +6 by round 9 we got this.

RooiBefok · « **Reply #206 on:** September 18, 2018, 11:17:15 am »

APLT Full Table : Matchweek 5

RooiBefok · « **Reply #207 on:** September 18, 2018, 11:17:52 am »

APLT Analysis & Extrapolations : Matchweek 5

Red Beret · « **Reply #208 on:** September 22, 2018, 05:18:25 pm »

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suede lady · « **Reply #209 on:** September 22, 2018, 05:20:49 pm »

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Ycuzz · « **Reply #210 on:** September 22, 2018, 06:36:48 pm »

Sekksi curves! Quickly, swiftly, rapidly, speedily, fast, as soon as possible, expeditiously. At once, immediately, straight away, right away, now, without delay, without hesitation, forthwith, directly, instantly, instantaneously, by return, unhesitatingly!

Please

stevieheighway · « **Reply #211 on:** September 22, 2018, 06:43:00 pm »

Jeez, the natives are restless..

sms1986 · « **Reply #212 on:** September 22, 2018, 06:44:02 pm »

Ycuzz · « **Reply #213 on:** September 22, 2018, 08:00:24 pm »

Quote from: stevieheighway on September 22, 2018, 06:43:00 pm

Jeez, the natives are restless..

But, but...

They will be so sekksi!

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #214 on:** September 22, 2018, 10:16:56 pm »

After the games tomorrow. Our line will be horizontal, hopefully their one dips.

stevieheighway · « **Reply #215 on:** September 23, 2018, 03:24:55 pm »

Ohh yeah baybee.

LFC +6
Chel 0
MNC 0
MU -6

Golyo · « **Reply #216 on:** September 23, 2018, 03:31:06 pm »

Quote from: stevieheighway on September 23, 2018, 03:24:55 pm

Ohh yeah baybee.

LFC +6
Chel 0
MNC 0
MU -6

West Ham away is par 1. So Chelsea is still at +2.

stevieheighway · « **Reply #217 on:** September 23, 2018, 03:32:45 pm »

Arse

Quote from: Golyo on September 23, 2018, 03:31:06 pm

West Ham away is par 1. So Chelsea is still at +2.

sms1986 · « **Reply #218 on:** September 23, 2018, 03:45:30 pm »

Been a great weekend for us so far!

stevieheighway · « **Reply #219 on:** September 23, 2018, 03:46:17 pm »

Haven't they all[emoji16][emoji16]

Quote from: sms1986 on September 23, 2018, 03:45:30 pm

Been a great weekend for us so far!

markedasred · « **Reply #220 on:** September 23, 2018, 04:54:52 pm »

C'mon, I'm getting the jitters here. Where's me line?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #221 on:** September 23, 2018, 05:54:55 pm »

I think Everton are on -10.

stevieheighway · « **Reply #222 on:** September 23, 2018, 06:29:27 pm »

APLT Addicts Anonymous first meeting in the chatroom at 8pm, keep working those steps guys

Rush 82 · « **Reply #223 on:** September 23, 2018, 07:09:10 pm »

I genuinely cannot wait to see that red line

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #224 on:** September 23, 2018, 07:51:32 pm »

Quote from: Rush 82 on September 23, 2018, 07:09:10 pm

I genuinely cannot wait to see that red line

Agreed Rush 82, it is going to look so perfect. Magical really.

Prof · « **Reply #225 on:** September 23, 2018, 08:08:11 pm »

sms1986 · « **Reply #226 on:** September 23, 2018, 08:13:14 pm »

TepidT2O · « **Reply #227 on:** September 23, 2018, 08:29:35 pm »

No Everton?

I guess logarithmic axes are difficult to deal with

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #228 on:** September 23, 2018, 08:54:30 pm »

Quote from: Tepid T₂O on September 23, 2018, 08:29:35 pm

No Everton?

I guess logarithmic axes are difficult to deal with

No Utd before long.

Red Beret · « **Reply #229 on:** September 23, 2018, 09:13:57 pm »

Five clubs above the 71 points line. Looks like a high points season just to nab 4th.

farawayred · « **Reply #230 on:** September 23, 2018, 09:25:01 pm »

Quote from: Red Berry on September 23, 2018, 09:13:57 pm

Five clubs above the 71 points line. Looks like a high points season just to nab 4th.

Give it time.

KurtVerbose · « **Reply #231 on:** September 23, 2018, 09:55:41 pm »

That team in green are very consistant.

RooiBefok · « **Reply #232 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:53:10 am »

APLT Full Table : Matchweek 6

RooiBefok · « **Reply #233 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:53:48 am »

APLT Analysis & Extrapolations : Matchweek 6

RooiBefok · « **Reply #234 on:** September 24, 2018, 10:54:27 am »

LFC Current & Projected Form : Matchweek 6

stevieheighway · « **Reply #235 on:** September 24, 2018, 11:56:14 am »

United down where they belong with Southampton, Everton and the rest of the dross, all is well in the world..

Quote from: RooiBefok on September 24, 2018, 10:53:10 am

APLT Full Table : Matchweek 6

No666 · « **Reply #236 on:** September 24, 2018, 11:59:12 am »

Impossible to maintain this: we all know it.

sms1986 · « **Reply #237 on:** September 24, 2018, 12:01:37 pm »

Quote from: No666 on September 24, 2018, 11:59:12 am

Impossible to maintain this: we all know it.

Yeah, we'll all be saying "Klopp Out" by November, with effigies of him being burnt on the 5th because we will now completely collapse after our winning run. We won't even get a single consolation goal whatsoever, never mind three points!

Iska · « **Reply #238 on:** September 24, 2018, 12:12:06 pm »

Quote from: No666 on September 24, 2018, 11:59:12 am

Impossible to maintain this: we all know it.

Also a bit worried about that Utd trajectory - the faster they fall, the faster they’ll snap back up.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #239 on:** September 24, 2018, 03:11:13 pm »

Quote from: RooiBefok on September 24, 2018, 10:53:48 am

APLT Analysis & Extrapolations : Matchweek 6

I'm going to be gutted if we don't finish on 128 points. Thanks a lot, RB!