Author Topic: I wrote this song for Salah and Co. Is it good enough for the kop? (Read 75818 times)

Xabi Gerrard · « **Reply #560 on:** January 24, 2018, 03:50:13 pm »

Quote from: penga on January 24, 2018, 01:47:43 pm

How bout the song is only to be sung in the stadium when Salah, Mane and Bobby all score in the same game?

This way the song will be relatively rare to appease those that don't like it, while the people who like the song still have a chance of joy every now and then

These people don't deserve any joy. Ever. Soz.

Xabi Gerrard · « **Reply #561 on:** January 24, 2018, 03:57:39 pm »

He's a proper celeb now! Well in Richy (still don't think it should be played on the Kop though

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<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/koldYTXQXmc" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/koldYTXQXmc</a>

Not sure where he got the 20m views from, YouTube is just shy of 2m. Is it on different platforms?

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #562 on:** January 24, 2018, 08:40:52 pm »

Quote from: FiSh77 on January 22, 2018, 10:57:35 am

fucking cringe worthy, this will end up being sung by bellends at the darts that's how bad it is

I don't know why, but this made me laugh out loud

elsewhere · « **Reply #563 on:** January 24, 2018, 10:45:14 pm »

great work Richy, by the way why is your hair always wet mate?

Graham Smith · « **Reply #564 on:** January 24, 2018, 11:34:09 pm »

Quote from: Xabi Gerrard on January 24, 2018, 03:57:39 pm

He's a proper celeb now! Well in Richy (still don't think it should be played on the Kop though )

Not sure where he got the 20m views from, YouTube is just shy of 2m. Is it on different platforms?

In character or him?

CONFIAMOS · « **Reply #565 on:** January 25, 2018, 09:38:52 am »

Quote from: Monkee on January 24, 2018, 11:33:29 am

It starts and ends with this for me.

He posted a song that got traction. He was invited onto a show to publicise it that was sponsored by the sun once upon a time, which is when I stopped watching it. As should any right thinking Liverpool fan.

There it ended for me. Just another Bell end cling on with absolutely no fucking idea of how to behave. He might be a sound lad in real life.

All the soft shites congratulating him as though he's some sort of hero for acting like a Sky era whopper when he/THE CHARACTER doesn't have the first clue as to what it is to be a Liverpudlian. And it's this behaviour that dilutes that and anyone else jumping on the gravy train.

Smellytrabs · « **Reply #566 on:** January 25, 2018, 10:29:16 am »

Crazy Razor's gonna get him in a headlock - crazy Razor headlock!!!

newterp · « **Reply #567 on:** January 26, 2018, 02:18:20 pm »

It seemed to make Juergen laugh.

CraigDS · « **Reply #568 on:** January 26, 2018, 02:19:34 pm »

Quote from: newterp on January 26, 2018, 02:18:20 pm

It seemed to make Juergen laugh.

Jurgen is a wool though. Kick him out of Anfield.

newterp · « **Reply #569 on:** January 26, 2018, 03:10:04 pm »

Quote from: CraigDS on January 26, 2018, 02:19:34 pm

Jurgen is a wool though. Kick him out of Anfield.

haha - good point!

Sahara · « **Reply #570 on:** January 26, 2018, 04:00:04 pm »

I hope this song chant becomes folklore after we win a trophy with Salah, Mane and Firmino and co.

Its all in good fun and spirit and it seemed to have put so many smiles on faces so kudos to Richy.

Pistolero · « **Reply #571 on:** January 26, 2018, 06:32:16 pm »

Quote from: Sahara on January 26, 2018, 04:00:04 pm

I hope this song chant becomes folklore after we win a trophy with Salah, Mane and Firmino and co.

there is absolutely zero chance of that happening.....and i mean the song, not the trophy bit

Sahara · « **Reply #572 on:** January 26, 2018, 07:25:32 pm »

Quote from: Pistolero on January 26, 2018, 06:32:16 pm

there is absolutely zero chance of that happening.....and i mean the song, not the trophy bit

I hope we get the opportunity to put it to the test!

although the comment was tongue in cheek!

El Lobo · « **Reply #573 on:** January 26, 2018, 10:03:44 pm »

Eurgh can this just stop now?

jonnypb · « **Reply #574 on:** January 28, 2018, 11:43:40 pm »

Did anyone else hear this being sung at the darts tonight in Milton Keynes!? It had quite a few renditions

Monkee · « **Reply #575 on:** January 29, 2018, 01:18:51 pm »

Quote from: jonnypb on January 28, 2018, 11:43:40 pm

Did anyone else hear this being sung at the darts tonight in Milton Keynes!? It had quite a few renditions

That's what's known as "Going full Texan".

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #576 on:** January 29, 2018, 01:40:25 pm »

Quote from: FiSh77 on January 22, 2018, 10:57:35 am

fucking cringe worthy, this will end up being sung by bellends at the darts that's how bad it is

Quote from: jonnypb on January 28, 2018, 11:43:40 pm

Did anyone else hear this being sung at the darts tonight in Milton Keynes!? It had quite a few renditions

Giovanni · « **Reply #577 on:** January 29, 2018, 02:10:38 pm »

Good to hear the alternative loud and clear from the kop saturday.

It'll die a death now.

Medellin · « **Reply #578 on:** February 16, 2018, 11:00:15 pm »

The full version is out

<a href="https://youtube.com/v/Y78oMK6InCU" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://youtube.com/v/Y78oMK6InCU</a>

Cringy & cheesy as you will ever get but still amusing.

whiteboots · « **Reply #579 on:** February 16, 2018, 11:51:06 pm »

The Salah "at the mosque" song is boss

kavah · « **Reply #580 on:** February 16, 2018, 11:59:13 pm »

Quote from: Smellytrabs on January 25, 2018, 10:29:16 am

Crazy Razor's gonna get him in a headlock - crazy Razor headlock!!!

He should do a HMHB cover for the album

CHOPPER · « **Reply #581 on:** February 17, 2018, 12:05:17 am »

Someone give this c*nt a pound of spice and get the c*nt to shut the fuck up

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #582 on:** February 17, 2018, 10:32:00 am »

Quote from: Medellin on February 16, 2018, 11:00:15 pm

The full version is out

Cringy & cheesy as you will ever get but still amusing.

This song clearly is the reason why our forward line is doing so well.

I'm going out this afternoon to buy it and a big jester hat.

#SALAHMANEMANEBOBBYFIRMINOJESTERHATWOBBLESYEAH!

El Lobo · « **Reply #583 on:** February 17, 2018, 10:35:12 am »

Fucking hell this just needs to die now.

Lad needs to go and start dueting with those Arsenal fan TV twats.

Jake · « **Reply #584 on:** February 17, 2018, 10:37:24 am »

Quote from: Medellin on February 16, 2018, 11:00:15 pm

The full version is out

Cringy & cheesy as you will ever get but still amusing.

Absolute pisstake, mocking in tone, hate it.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #585 on:** February 17, 2018, 10:38:06 am »

Quote from: Eel Lobo on February 17, 2018, 10:35:12 am

Fucking hell this just needs to die now.

Lad needs to go and start dueting with those Arsenal fan TV twats.

Andy @ Allerton! · « **Reply #586 on:** February 17, 2018, 10:39:48 am »

Quote from: Jake on February 17, 2018, 10:37:24 am

Absolute pisstake, mocking in tone, hate it.

has gone odd · « **Reply #587 on:** February 17, 2018, 11:18:41 am »

cant stop humming this, neither can ma boy! class:D

DangerScouse · « **Reply #588 on:** February 17, 2018, 12:31:57 pm »

Quote from: Jake on February 17, 2018, 10:37:24 am

Absolute pisstake, mocking in tone, hate it.

Embarrassing people losing their shit over this . Really is. Imagine getting arsed.

kloppismydad · « **Reply #589 on:** February 17, 2018, 02:36:03 pm »

If the line wasn't "But we sold Coutinho" and someone started it in one of the pubs around Anfield, this would be a Kop fav.

Such a shame since the tune is boss! (Though we do use "Oh Mane, Mane", I'm aware

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Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #590 on:** February 17, 2018, 02:52:16 pm »

Quote from: DangerScouse on February 17, 2018, 12:31:57 pm

Embarrassing people losing their shit over this . Really is. Imagine getting arsed.

Groundskeeper Willie · « **Reply #591 on:** February 17, 2018, 03:10:25 pm »

Great news everybody. I've just got tickets in the Kop for the Newcastle game and I will sing this as loud as I can.

El Lobo · « **Reply #592 on:** February 17, 2018, 03:12:27 pm »

Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on February 17, 2018, 03:10:25 pm

Great news everybody. I've just got tickets in the Kop for the Newcastle game and I will sing this as loud as I can.

Can you wear a cape and a jester hat as well please

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #593 on:** February 17, 2018, 03:17:57 pm »

Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on February 17, 2018, 03:10:25 pm

Great news everybody. I've just got tickets in the Kop for the Newcastle game and I will sing this as loud as I can.

Doubt very much youll be getting invited to the Top Red Chrimbo Doo ye Wool

Medellin · « **Reply #594 on:** February 17, 2018, 03:27:28 pm »

Quote from: DangerScouse on February 17, 2018, 12:31:57 pm

Embarrassing people losing their shit over this . Really is. Imagine getting arsed.

Which makes making that song worthwhile.

red vinyl · « **Reply #595 on:** February 17, 2018, 06:19:52 pm »

Quote from: CHOPPER on February 17, 2018, 12:05:17 am

Someone give this c*nt a pound of spice and get the c*nt to shut the fuck up

Hahaha