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sorry about my previous posts
« on: January 7, 2007, 01:19:44 AM »
hi. sorry about my previous posts. they sounded really stupid and i wouldnt be suprised if all of you thought i was a retard. i was not reading properly what other people were posting. so i posted stupid stuff asking stupid questions repeatedly.

soz its coz i only registered on this website today so i made a lot of mistakes.

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #1 on: January 7, 2007, 01:29:03 AM »

Baldrick, have you been at the diesel oil again?

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #2 on: January 7, 2007, 01:33:30 AM »
who the fuck is baldrick?

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #3 on: January 7, 2007, 01:34:28 AM »

:lmao

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #4 on: January 7, 2007, 01:36:30 AM »
someones fucking changed my username to baldrick

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #5 on: January 7, 2007, 01:39:06 AM »

 :duh

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #6 on: January 7, 2007, 01:39:11 AM »
But your still Lobotomized so we know who you are its the same as a  Hen-do!!!
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #7 on: January 7, 2007, 01:42:35 AM »
At least I'm cheered up now.. ;D
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #8 on: January 7, 2007, 10:36:36 AM »
Baldrick  :lmao


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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #9 on: January 7, 2007, 10:55:32 AM »
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is deed.    :P
What a difference 12 months makes - Newcastle going up with Rafa Benitez as their manager, Sunderland going down with David Moyes.....  ;D

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #10 on: January 7, 2007, 12:09:00 PM »
:lmao

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #11 on: January 7, 2007, 02:11:07 PM »
 ;D
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #12 on: January 7, 2007, 02:14:27 PM »
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #13 on: January 7, 2007, 02:14:53 PM »
who the fuck is baldrick?
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #14 on: January 7, 2007, 02:29:41 PM »
Baldrick?

Yes, sir?

I have a cunning plan....  :lmao

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #15 on: January 7, 2007, 02:50:26 PM »
:lmao
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #16 on: January 7, 2007, 02:52:10 PM »
who the fuck is baldrick?


cracked me up :lmao

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #17 on: January 7, 2007, 02:52:43 PM »
How do you get these Custom Title things? I see Baldrick here has less posts than I do and he has a custom title. WTF
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #18 on: January 7, 2007, 03:07:52 PM »
How do you get these Custom Title things? I see Baldrick here has less posts than I do and he has a custom title. WTF

Something tells me you'll be getting one very shortly.  ;D
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #19 on: January 7, 2007, 04:09:50 PM »
How do you get these Custom Title things?
Seek, and ye shall find.
What a difference 12 months makes - Newcastle going up with Rafa Benitez as their manager, Sunderland going down with David Moyes.....  ;D

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #20 on: January 7, 2007, 04:28:37 PM »
Seek, and ye shall find.

I knew someone was going to come up with a witty answer like that... ;D
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #21 on: January 7, 2007, 04:31:58 PM »
The best start to a thread I've seen... 

"who the fuck is Baldrick?...."   ;D
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #22 on: January 7, 2007, 04:49:12 PM »
someones fucking changed my username to baldrick

 :lmao :lmao :lmao

i'm fucking crying with laughter here

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #23 on: January 7, 2007, 04:56:28 PM »
 :lmao
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #24 on: January 7, 2007, 05:00:09 PM »
Here you go Balders, see if this rings any bells

Private Baldrick's hobbies include cookery, his specialities include:

Rat au Van (a rat that's been run over by a van),
Filet mignon in Sauce Bearnaise (dog turds covered in glue),
Plum duff (a mole hill decorated in rabbit droppings),
Cream custard (cat's vomit), and
Coffee (hot mud), with milk (spit), sugar (dandruff) and rather dubious 'chocolate sprinkles'.
Apple crumble which contains fish
More rat; Sauté, which involves:
taking the freshly shaved rat and marinading it in a puddle until it is drowned
stretching it out under a hot lightbulb
getting within dashing distance of a latrine
wolfing it down!
Rat fricassé, which is the same as above, but a slightly bigger rat.
This Baldrick is also a poet. His greatest poem is, without a doubt, 'The German Guns'. The words are:

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom
Baldrick was particularly surprised when Captain Blackadder guessed the final line.

During his time in the trenches, Baldrick also wrote a second poem; the words are as follows:

Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Blackadder commented that "it started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better-but apart from that it was excellent."

Baldrick also does a fantastic Charlie Chaplin impression (although some believe it to be a slug balancing act).

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #25 on: January 7, 2007, 05:06:14 PM »
The best start to a thread I've seen... 

"who the fuck is Baldrick?...."   ;D
It was posted in the feedback forum late last night. I guess one of the mods saw the comical value of it and moved it here..
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #26 on: January 7, 2007, 05:08:45 PM »
I'm still in stitches here at this...

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #27 on: January 7, 2007, 05:14:25 PM »

During his time in the trenches, Baldrick also wrote a second poem; the words are as follows:

Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Blackadder commented that "it started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better-but apart from that it was excellent."


I remember that... Class :lmao
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #28 on: January 7, 2007, 05:15:24 PM »
Here you go Balders, see if this rings any bells

Private Baldrick's hobbies include cookery, his specialities include:

Rat au Van (a rat that's been run over by a van),
Filet mignon in Sauce Bearnaise (dog turds covered in glue),
Plum duff (a mole hill decorated in rabbit droppings),
Cream custard (cat's vomit), and
Coffee (hot mud), with milk (spit), sugar (dandruff) and rather dubious 'chocolate sprinkles'.
Apple crumble which contains fish
More rat; Sauté, which involves:
taking the freshly shaved rat and marinading it in a puddle until it is drowned
stretching it out under a hot lightbulb
getting within dashing distance of a latrine
wolfing it down!
Rat fricassé, which is the same as above, but a slightly bigger rat.
This Baldrick is also a poet. His greatest poem is, without a doubt, 'The German Guns'. The words are:

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom
Baldrick was particularly surprised when Captain Blackadder guessed the final line.

During his time in the trenches, Baldrick also wrote a second poem; the words are as follows:

Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Blackadder commented that "it started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better-but apart from that it was excellent."

Baldrick also does a fantastic Charlie Chaplin impression (although some believe it to be a slug balancing act).


:lmao

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #29 on: January 7, 2007, 05:19:36 PM »
Looks like he has disapeared. 
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #30 on: January 7, 2007, 05:48:29 PM »
:lmao
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #31 on: January 7, 2007, 06:15:19 PM »
fuckin hell   :lmao :lmao
theres one born every day.


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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #33 on: January 7, 2007, 06:37:39 PM »
The best start to a thread I've seen... 

"who the fuck is Baldrick?...."   ;D

lmfao, didn't even see any of this before he was baldrick and have tears streaming down my face.

Whoever changed the name deserves an MBE.

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #34 on: January 7, 2007, 06:39:44 PM »
Class  :lmao

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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #35 on: January 7, 2007, 07:01:31 PM »
Blackadder: "I can't believe I've been so stupid."
Baldrick: "Yes, that is unusual, because usually I'm the stupid one."
George: "Yes, and I'm not over-furnished in the brain department."
Blackadder: Well, this time I've been the stupidest of all.
George "Oh, now, sir -- I won't have that. Baldrick and I will always be more stupid than you. Isn't that right, Baldrick? Stupid, stupid, stupid."
Baldrick:: "Oh, yes -- stupidy, stupidy, stupidy."
George: "We're the stupidest bunch of stupids in the history of stupiditiness." Baldrick: "I am as stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help, I will."



Blackadder : "Baldrick, what have you done?"
Baldrick:: "I've done 'c' and 'd'."
Blackadder : "Let's hear it then."
Baldrick:: "'Big blue wobbly thing that mermaids live in.'"
Blackadder : "What's that?"
Baldrick:: "Sea."
Blackadder : "Yes, tiny misunderstanding -- still, my hopes weren't high. What about 'd'?"
Baldrick: "I'm quite pleased with 'dog'.
Blackadder "Yes? And the definition of 'dog' is...
Baldrick:: "'Not a cat.'" -- 3.2
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #36 on: January 7, 2007, 11:10:19 PM »
I know it's still very early, but this could be a nominee for next year's RAWK funniest thread award.  ;D
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #37 on: January 7, 2007, 11:12:23 PM »
I know it's still very early, but this could be a nominee for next year's RAWK funniest thread award.  ;D

A very cunning thread indeed.
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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #38 on: January 7, 2007, 11:35:43 PM »
I'm really laughing..again !!!after reading through this.
genius.


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Re: sorry about my previous posts
« Reply #39 on: January 7, 2007, 11:42:56 PM »



avatar maybe?
“You could say it’s not about being local, but about being vocal.
Kristian is a idiot.  A bad idiot.  Also a virgin.
 

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