Topic: The People's Club (I was saying Boo-urns)

[Son of Spion]

Surely not a Red Admiral?

Surely you mean a Redshite Admiral, Howard. 

[FiSh77]

But replacing him with the new best left back in the league I'm guessing. Poor Robbo can't catch a break 

Mykolenko goes straight into the combined eleven*

*If they get him that is, they have a great history chasing Ukrainian players who's name ends with enko

[thaddeus]

Signing a new left back, selling “the best left back in the league” then clearly

I'd assume so.  It would be a strange one in their financial situation and with nothing really left to play for this season to sign a £20m left back when it's one of the few parts of their squad that isn't a mess (Digne with Godfrey as cover).  I can't imagine there being a big queue to sign Digne unless it's at a cut price deal.

Rafa has the self confidence to break plenty of eggs in the process of making an omelette, to use a Mourinho-ism.  It would be classic Everton though to let Rafa smash eggs all over the place and then fire him.

[JRed]

Notice I put 'world-class'. As in that's what they believe, not me

Yes I did, was laughing at them, not you.

[Lycan]

Yes I did, was laughing at them, not you.

 

[[new username under construction]]

Need a right back, desperately need a right back..................signs a left back

[LovelyCushionedHeader]

Did he really say that? Where/when?

#smallclub

Last night after our match. It was in reference to Covid, but funny nonetheless.

[Terry de Niro]

I wonder if they got this banner from the Chelsea fans?   

[ScouserAtHeart]

I wonder if they got this banner from the Chelsea fans?   

Chelsea's banners usually have the Shankly Gates on them though

[Red Beret]

I'd assume so.  It would be a strange one in their financial situation and with nothing really left to play for this season to sign a £20m left back when it's one of the few parts of their squad that isn't a mess (Digne with Godfrey as cover).  I can't imagine there being a big queue to sign Digne unless it's at a cut price deal.

Rafa has the self confidence to break plenty of eggs in the process of making an omelette, to use a Mourinho-ism.  It would be classic Everton though to let Rafa smash eggs all over the place and then fire him.

I guess it works for Rafa that Everton's best players also seem to have the most toxic attitudes and so are best moved on quickly.

Still, Everton that.

[Ray K]

Chelsea's banners usually have the Shankly Gates on them though

And are a bit more classy generally. Lot of time and effort goes into them. Our fellow here Imperator could learn a lot from them.

[FiSh77]

Chelsea's banners usually have the Shankly Gates on them though

They usually go for the scruffy cardboard efforts



Or this

[Nobby Reserve]

Watched Chelsea's goal, where Godfrey is distracted by a butterfly or something and completely ignores Mount as he runs in on goal.

A boo-terfly

[Kekule]

So if they’re buying this no-mark left back for £20 million that presumably means they’ve got a full back going spare in Digne?

Is that why Guardiola was just spotted skipping down the East Lancs waving a cheque for 50 million quid.

[Skeeve]

Same. Until someone mentioned Chelsea having Samsung I wouldn’t have known.
The only one I know would be Man City with Etihad because I was struck at the time by what good value it was for the struggling airline.

One I do remember was that chevrolet logo that united had for a while, but that was more due to it looking so daft due to how prominent it was than any other reason.

[So… Howard Philips]

So if they’re buying this no-mark left back for £20 million that presumably means they got a full back going spare in Digne?

Is that why Guardiola was just spotted skipping down the East Lancs waving a cheque for 50 million quid.

Peppy will buy Digne AND the guy Everton are after just to keep his quota of fullbacks.

Because he can.

[Gods_Left_Boot]

Why would City go after Digne? Don't they already have someone to put out the cones and pick up the bibs at the end of the training session?

[Spanish Al]

Why would City go after Digne? Don't they already have someone to put out the cones and pick up the bibs at the end of the training session?

No, that guy is managing Arsenal at the moment.

[jackh]

Or this

  Next level up from this is surely PowerPoint signs.

[SouthDerryLaggo]

Next level up from this is surely PowerPoint signs.

Rafa out NFTs

[Tobelius]

No, that guy is managing Arsenal at the moment.

Bet Pep keeps a Lego in his cardy pocket for the memories.

[Garrus]

Reading comments from Everton fans on Reddit makes it sound like Rafa fell out with Roberto Carlos and not Lucas Digne.

[Lycan]

Royal Blue Mersey
@RBMersey
This performance will only throw more fuel on the fiery  VVD/ Branthwaite debate.
9:41 PM · Dec 16, 2021·Twitter Web App

[rob1966]

I had to Google him, didn't realise he is the 19 yr old kid who scored last night.

These fucking lunatics are comparing him to Virg already? 

[Lycan]

I had to Google him, didn't realise he is the 19 yr old kid who scored last night.

These fucking lunatics are comparing him to Virg already? 

To be fair, I do think he's taking the piss.

[RedSince86]

To be fair, I do think he's taking the piss.

Not sure about that.

Early in season on GoT they were doing Merseyside 11's and they all had Godfrey partnering VVD.

I guess next seasons Merseyside 11 will be this Kid and Godfrey at the centre of defence.

[12C]

Next level up from this is surely PowerPoint signs.

Downloadable slide decks?

[Tesco tearaway]

 

[4pool]

 

[jacobs chains]

Conclusive proof that Pickford couldn't catch a cold.

[vivabobbygraham]

Now, that is fucking proper scouse humour. Proper blues humour. Boss tha'

[TepidT2O]

https://twitter.com/evershite/status/1472151109083045890?s=21

Brilliant….

[Tesco tearaway]

N n n n n nineteen... 

[12C]

https://twitter.com/atncast/status/1472209675252908037?s=21

Injured?

[Ghost Town]

https://twitter.com/atncast/status/1472209675252908037?s=21

Injured?

Pretty cool that. Don't think I've ever seen the pigeon smile before.

He should get them lads into the EV starting XI. Can't do much worse, can they?

[rob1966]

[FiSh77]

Pretty cool that. Don't think I've ever seen the pigeon smile before.

He should get them lads into the EV starting XI. Can't do much worse, can they?

That's cos he's not in an Everton shirt, next time you see him playing he'll be looking grim again

[Black Bull Nova]

Pretty cool that. Don't think I've ever seen the pigeon smile before.

He should get them lads into the EV starting XI. Can't do much worse, can they?

I assume that's part of Everton's policy of ensuring the squad manages to develop covid across all players in an attempt to get the season cancelled.

[Son of Spion]

I assume that's part of Everton's policy of ensuring the squad manages to develop covid across all players in an attempt to get the season cancelled.

*Checks league table*

Probably.

[royhendo]