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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #920 on: September 4, 2019, 01:51:24 pm »
Those uber ones.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #921 on: September 4, 2019, 06:40:08 pm »
Those uber ones.

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I hate Uber full stop, taxi company destroying bastards.

You could tell the cricket was on at OT today, out of area Ubers everywhere, with fuckwits who can't drive. Bury, Bolton, Stockport, Sefton and Wolverhampton plates outnumbered Manchester and Trafford at least 10 to 1.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #922 on: September 4, 2019, 06:49:25 pm »
I hate Uber full stop, taxi company destroying bastards.

You could tell the cricket was on at OT today, out of area Ubers everywhere, with fuckwits who can't drive. Bury, Bolton, Stockport, Sefton and Wolverhampton plates outnumbered Manchester and Trafford at least 10 to 1.
I can imagine mate. 

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #923 on: September 4, 2019, 06:52:24 pm »
Been at least a month since Rob has mentioned a Wolverhampton taxi.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #924 on: September 4, 2019, 07:01:23 pm »
Been at least a month since Rob has mentioned a Wolverhampton taxi.

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Fuckers piss me right off. Dishing out plates to fuck knows who, just so long as they don't try to work in Wolves. Sefton must be giving out plates like confetti too, the amount of those appearing over here.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #925 on: September 4, 2019, 07:07:28 pm »
That Jamie Theakston and Amanda Holden radio advert is beginning to get annoying.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #926 on: September 4, 2019, 07:08:26 pm »

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #927 on: September 4, 2019, 07:30:58 pm »
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #928 on: September 4, 2019, 07:47:43 pm »
The Halifax, Boogie Nights/slinky one is getting a bit annoying.

Not so much the ad itself, as the sheer saturation point it's hitting.


At the moment it seems to be on every channel, in every ad break.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #929 on: September 4, 2019, 09:49:01 pm »
A Geordie mate is in that Strongbow ad that’s set in a pub full of a load of whoppers singing Electric Dreams. I despise it and we regularly tell him.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #930 on: September 5, 2019, 11:01:16 am »
A Geordie mate is in that Strongbow ad that’s set in a pub full of a load of whoppers singing Electric Dreams. I despise it and we regularly tell him.

haha was waiting for someone to bring this ad up

Hipster Whoppers i might add :)

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #931 on: September 5, 2019, 11:15:50 am »
A Geordie mate is in that Strongbow ad that’s set in a pub full of a load of whoppers singing Electric Dreams. I despise it and we regularly tell him.

Agree, hate it

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #932 on: September 5, 2019, 11:17:27 am »
I quite like the strongbow ad.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #933 on: September 5, 2019, 11:20:07 am »
Is the Strongbow being served in a schooner?

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #934 on: September 5, 2019, 12:42:32 pm »
The Maoam sweets one, with the nerd in a sports hall dancing like David Brent

At least be original, you shit-advert twats.

A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #935 on: September 5, 2019, 01:36:18 pm »
I think this one would have won awards for the hatred it received back in the day.  The bloke has moved up from advertising shit Fajitas and is now Nick Tilsley in Corrie

I know violence against women is a massive no no. but....

Aromatic SPY-SEHS.. :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #936 on: September 5, 2019, 01:38:18 pm »
I think this one would have won awards for the hatred it received back in the day.  The bloke has moved up from advertising shit Fajitas and is now Nick Tilsley in Corrie

I know violence against women is a massive no no. but....

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:lmao that must have been from the very late 90s? I’m sure that’s given me flashbacks of my old housemate saying “D’ya get that?” In that horrible voice.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #937 on: September 5, 2019, 07:38:15 pm »
A Geordie mate is in that Strongbow ad that’s set in a pub full of a load of whoppers singing Electric Dreams. I despise it and we regularly tell him.

I can't stand that one either.
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« Reply #938 on: September 5, 2019, 07:53:12 pm »
I think this one would have won awards for the hatred it received back in the day.  The bloke has moved up from advertising shit Fajitas and is now Nick Tilsley in Corrie

I know violence against women is a massive no no. but....

Aromatic SPY-SEHS.. :no

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #939 on: September 5, 2019, 09:07:13 pm »
A Geordie mate is in that Strongbow ad that’s set in a pub full of a load of whoppers singing Electric Dreams. I despise it and we regularly tell him.

I slagged this advert several pages back. Welcome, my friend.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #940 on: September 5, 2019, 09:58:44 pm »
I’ll let him know many Rawkites fucking detest it too. ;D

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #941 on: September 5, 2019, 10:15:59 pm »
I’ll let him know many Rawkites fucking detest it too. ;D

Be sure to tell him I like it.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #942 on: September 5, 2019, 11:12:26 pm »
Be sure to tell him I like it.
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« Reply #943 on: September 6, 2019, 08:25:00 am »
I think this one would have won awards for the hatred it received back in the day.  The bloke has moved up from advertising shit Fajitas and is now Nick Tilsley in Corrie

I know violence against women is a massive no no. but....

Aromatic SPY-SEHS.. :no

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Wish I'd seen this yesterday, he was in the gym yesterday afternoon - I'd have gone up and took the piss for that one ;D
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #944 on: September 6, 2019, 09:49:25 am »
Wish I'd seen this yesterday, he was in the gym yesterday afternoon - I'd have gone up and took the piss for that one ;D

Seriously? :lmao

Go up to him as he's bench pressing a load of weights and shout in his face "AROMATIC SPICCCESSSS!!!!"

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« Reply #945 on: September 6, 2019, 11:12:14 am »
Seriously? :lmao

Go up to him as he's bench pressing a load of weights and shout in his face "AROMATIC SPICCCESSSS!!!!"

He's a scrawny fucker in real life.

That ginger who plays the copper also goes there as does the fella who plays Dev
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« Reply #946 on: September 6, 2019, 11:13:36 am »
Rob, mingling with the famous.

You've changed.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #947 on: September 6, 2019, 11:27:40 am »
Rob, mingling with the famous.

You've changed.

He met them all on set whilst snooping around Street Cars to check if they had any Wolverhampton or Sefton registered plates.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #948 on: September 6, 2019, 11:52:25 am »
He's a scrawny fucker in real life.

That ginger who plays the copper also goes there as does the fella who plays Dev

 :o

Craig Tinker and Dev Alahan are definitely not good adverts for your gym. Do they just sit in the gym canteen all day eating pies?

I bet they are well chuffed to be rubbing shoulders with a RAWK legend, though.  :D

No doubt they'll be saying to Rita and Norris, ''You'll never guess who we saw in the gym today...''.
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« Reply #949 on: September 6, 2019, 11:54:49 am »
He met them all on set whilst snooping around Street Cars to check if they had any Wolverhampton or Sefton registered plates.

;D

There is a company over here called Street cars, guess where most of them are plated? ;)
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« Reply #950 on: September 6, 2019, 11:55:30 am »
He met them all on set whilst snooping around Street Cars to check if they had any Wolverhampton or Sefton registered plates.

My brother has a Sefton plate. Next time he's in the Manc area I'll have to tell him to look out for an irate lorry driver looking to kick off.  :D
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« Reply #951 on: September 6, 2019, 11:57:22 am »
Rob, mingling with the famous.

You've changed.

Moving up in the world me. I had an ex professional footballer (famous if you supported Bolton but did play against us) at a party the other week and I'm friends with the woman who did Kate Winsletts hair on Titanic, used to do Faye Dunnaways hair and got left messages such as please give Bob DeNiro a call back please.

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« Reply #952 on: September 6, 2019, 11:59:06 am »
My brother has a Sefton plate. Next time he's in the Manc area I'll have to tell him to look out for an irate lorry driver looking to kick off.  :D

I'm doing my 9-5 job most days, office based, only in the trucks of a weekend.

Ask him about all the dodgy fuckers getting Sefton plates, the person I spoke to in the taxi place in Bootle was not very happy with the shenanigans.
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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #953 on: September 6, 2019, 12:17:33 pm »
Yeah But Rob your nobody until Bill Oddie calls and leaves a message.

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« Reply #954 on: September 6, 2019, 12:24:23 pm »
I'm doing my 9-5 job most days, office based, only in the trucks of a weekend.

Ask him about all the dodgy fuckers getting Sefton plates, the person I spoke to in the taxi place in Bootle was not very happy with the shenanigans.

I will do, next time I see him.  :thumbup
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« Reply #955 on: September 6, 2019, 12:26:07 pm »
Yeah But Rob your nobody until Bill Oddie calls and leaves a message.

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Re: Adverts you hate
« Reply #956 on: September 7, 2019, 09:10:48 pm »
Every single BT Sport advert. It's like they took every overbearing, overhyped Sky Sports ad and made it a thousand times more obnoxious.
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« Reply #957 on: September 9, 2019, 01:58:39 pm »
It's not so much annoying, but watching the Tour Of Britain on ITV4, & it feels like it's the same adds on a loop every ad break. :no
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« Reply #958 on: September 19, 2019, 11:32:57 pm »
The Fixodent advert with the giant CGI false teeth chewing giant food while the woman watches, with the caption "DRAMATISATION."
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« Reply #959 on: September 20, 2019, 07:18:09 am »
It's not so much annoying, but watching the Tour Of Britain on ITV4, & it feels like it's the same adds on a loop every ad break. :no

It's the same on the SKY Horse Racing channel, every break we get 'Arry burning his crumpets and taking the bins out.
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