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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2720 on: March 30, 2024, 09:34:01 pm »
All the data I've looked at (the league table) says that Chelsea are shite.
Turn the table upside down, and they should be top four had Ev and Forest not docked points.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2721 on: March 30, 2024, 10:50:27 pm »
They’re 4th on XG for vs XG against I think.

But it’s a very very crude measure to use.

Anyway, they’re planning to seek, both James and Gallagher in the summer to avoid breaching PSR.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/sport/football/article/chelsea-plan-sell-reece-james-conor-gallagher-summer-62pflrhlt


There’s is no single way that anyone is paying out big money for James.  Because the guy is injured more than Thiago. 
And Gallagher is one year from going on a free.

And on paper they are their two best players.  :lmao. What a way to run a club
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2722 on: March 30, 2024, 10:53:40 pm »
They’re 4th on XG for vs XG against I think.

But it’s a very very crude measure to use.

Anyway, they’re planning to seek, both James and Gallagher in the summer to avoid breaching PSR.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/sport/football/article/chelsea-plan-sell-reece-james-conor-gallagher-summer-62pflrhlt


There’s is no single way that anyone is paying out big money for James.  Because the guy is injured more than Thiago. 
And Gallagher is one year from going on a free.

And on paper they are their two best players.  :lmao. What a way to run a club
xG does not factor in the quality of the players taking the shot or facing it.

Thst's the difference between them and United. United are shit in their box but efficient in the opposition's box while Chelsea are shit in both boxes. Only Palmer has that quality that's keeping them in midtable.

Also, anyone club that signs James is off their head because of his wages and injury record. You are right.

Basically,  they've been reset to what they used to be. They are just hoping that their big money flops will come good.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2723 on: March 31, 2024, 02:24:40 am »
They’re 4th on XG for vs XG against I think.

But it’s a very very crude measure to use.

Anyway, they’re planning to seek, both James and Gallagher in the summer to avoid breaching PSR.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/sport/football/article/chelsea-plan-sell-reece-james-conor-gallagher-summer-62pflrhlt


There’s is no single way that anyone is paying out big money for James.  Because the guy is injured more than Thiago. 
And Gallagher is one year from going on a free.

And on paper they are their two best players.  :lmao. What a way to run a club
With reports saying that Sir Rat wants to go more British at United, I wouldn't be surprised to see them both over there  ;D

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2724 on: March 31, 2024, 12:20:53 pm »
With reports saying that Sir Rat wants to go more British at United, I wouldn't be surprised to see them both over there  ;D
Gallagher to MU is almost certain to happen imo.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2725 on: April 2, 2024, 07:40:12 am »
With reports saying that Sir Rat wants to go more British at United, I wouldn't be surprised to see them both over there  ;D
Imagine what Southgate could do with James, Gallagher, Mount and Rashy and the new Zidane/Mathaus. They'll run away with the league. Be afraid everyone, be very afraid.
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2726 on: April 2, 2024, 01:09:02 pm »
Imagine what Southgate could do with James, Gallagher, Mount and Rashy and the new Zidane/Mathaus. They'll run away with the league. Be afraid everyone MU supporters, be very afraid.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2727 on: April 5, 2024, 04:47:25 pm »
Every time I see a highlight of Caicedo, he's making a mistake, lol. I can't believe they paid £115m for him.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2728 on: April 13, 2024, 10:27:46 am »
So…. Their accounts show that they made PSR. By…… selling their hotel (which is part of one of their stands) to….er.. themselves


Utterly corrupt.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2729 on: April 13, 2024, 11:53:07 am »
Here you go



Otherwise they’d have missed PSR by a huuuuuge margin
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2730 on: April 13, 2024, 12:00:33 pm »
Surely that’s grounds for a charge…there’s no way the regulations haven’t catered for this scenario
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2731 on: April 13, 2024, 12:08:23 pm »
Cheats should NEVER prosper.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2732 on: April 13, 2024, 12:37:17 pm »
Cheats should NEVER prosper.

They do in football.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2733 on: April 13, 2024, 01:33:56 pm »
Players costing £592m were sold for £203m, although accounting rules mean that generated a profit of £63m.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2734 on: April 13, 2024, 01:35:44 pm »
Surely that’s grounds for a charge…there’s no way the regulations haven’t catered for this scenario
Clubs didn't vote on it

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2735 on: April 13, 2024, 01:42:01 pm »
Cheats should NEVER prosper.
and people should never be nasty to other people.  welcome to the world, mate.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2736 on: April 13, 2024, 02:50:45 pm »
The whole deal to sell Chelsea once UK sanctions kicked in has been as corrupt as fuck. From the terms of the sale, to the destination of the money raised by the sale, to the terms of ownership, to the funding of the ownership, and now the avoidance of PSR sanctions by some of history's most creative of accounting.

Then again, what did we expect once Johnson's Tory government got involved?

I've been banging this drum for ages, hoping that one of the, still world leading, investigative journalists we have in this country will get involved. The wait continues.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2737 on: April 14, 2024, 10:01:17 am »
Chelsea got out of FFP as they sold their hotel to themselves.

Appears they have £164m worth of assets left to sell to themselves. This is a farce. The other clubs need to vote to stop this asap.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2738 on: April 14, 2024, 10:13:33 am »
That loophole is a huge advantage to London clubs where real estate is bonkers, and often quite shady with so many loopholes already.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2739 on: April 14, 2024, 10:24:06 am »
Here you go



Otherwise they’d have missed PSR by a huuuuuge margin
It's not sustainable. They made their biggest operating loss in a while.

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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2740 on: April 14, 2024, 10:37:20 am »
It's not sustainable. They made their biggest operating loss in a while.

They will eventually run out of assets to sell but it will have given them £300m extra moving room. Championship and Uefa banned this loophole but it's not banned in premier league. I suspect and hope there are strong calls to ban it with immediate affect. I suspect Chelsea have already sold their £164m assets to themselves hence why they are not worried about failing FFP this year.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2741 on: April 14, 2024, 10:47:17 am »
They will eventually run out of assets to sell but it will have given them £300m extra moving room. Championship and Uefa banned this loophole but it's not banned in premier league. I suspect and hope there are strong calls to ban it with immediate affect. I suspect Chelsea have already sold their £164m assets to themselves hence why they are not worried about failing FFP this year.
The league has been proactive in that respect. Chelsea look desperate to me so I find what they're doing very funny. It's not like the league would have docked them many points for it anyway.

If they qualify for a UEFA competition then they have to comply with tighter rules and they should already be building towards that. Their strategy is a huge failure.
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2742 on: April 14, 2024, 10:55:45 am »
The league has been proactive in that respect. Chelsea look desperate to me so I find what they're doing very funny. It's not like the league would have docked them many points for it anyway.

If they qualify for a UEFA competition then they have to comply with tighter rules and they should already be building towards that. Their strategy is a huge failure.

I imagine a few clubs will be wanted to change the rules quickly
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Re: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids
« Reply #2743 on: April 14, 2024, 11:03:12 am »
I hope Everton twat them 5-0 on Monday
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