Author Topic: Embarrassing moments in public places (Read 17929 times)

rob1966 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 9, 2006, 05:02:40 pm »

Pissing about on the bike on a roundabout in Skem with my mate a couple of weeks ago, going round at about 30 mph, gets my knee down, exhaust grinding away, loses the front wheel and falls right on my face, all of it captured on video...

Satiric Gibbon · « **Reply #41 on:** August 9, 2006, 05:12:56 pm »

Quote from: allezcisse on August 9, 2006, 03:25:26 pm

im sure evrybody must of done something similar i was in the strand one day and had gone off one me own looking for a pair of trainers!! After buying a pair and just wondering around i saw my girlfriend so i sneaked up behind her and slapped her on the arse and started laughin my head off only for the girl to turn round and go fukin mental at me in the middle of a packed shopping centre!!! Yeah u guessed it it was some random girl and as it turned out my bird was right behind me and seen it all happen she just wealked past and got off as tho she didnt know me as she was far too embarrassed!! Everybody starring at me and making comments such as pervert etc not very nice at all!!!

Yep, very similar, but it was in a supermarket in France and I bit the girl on the back of neck. Cue an awful lot of shouting in french. Felt such a merde.

Marcus6 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 10, 2006, 01:38:58 pm »

It didn't happen to me, but i just saw somthing very amusing in Halifax at Barking.

In the queue inside, a nice chap had several newspapers under his arm. His phone started ringing, and as he started trying to wriggle about to get to his phone, he dropped his papers and out fell acouple of hardcore porn mags

He left pretty sharpish

pascoli · « **Reply #43 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:13:05 pm »

"it didnt happen to me"

My Arse

Marcus6 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 10, 2006, 02:39:36 pm »

Quote from: pascoli on August 10, 2006, 02:13:05 pm

"it didnt happen to me"

My Arse

Ahem...

No really, it wasn't me!

-HH- · « **Reply #45 on:** August 10, 2006, 07:51:11 pm »

Quote from: marcus6 on August 10, 2006, 02:39:36 pm

Ahem...

No really, it wasn't me!

Ok....

...so seriously which mags did you get?

evie · « **Reply #46 on:** August 10, 2006, 08:14:55 pm »

Quote from: pascoli on August 9, 2006, 10:42:26 am

I'd not long been promoted from customer service clone to team leader ,and was attending my first team leader meeting that was taking place in city centre (dublin at the time) i got off the train, and was panickin thinkin i was runnin about 10 mins late. Reached the elevator and saw about 300 people queing to go down, and at the front were 2 guys gettin ready to carry a wheelchair down. I decided "fuck this im not waitin there" an decided to leg it down the "up" escalator.."
Now the escalators in this particular station where pretty damned long, so i set off at a belting speed and was makin great ground. About half way down i started tiring, and noticed that i was no longer overtaking people that were goin down the other elevator, but was just keepin up with them. A few people had spotted what i was doin by this time, and there was the odd shout of "go on son" etc from amused spectators. These shouts obviously alerted others to my quest, and it felt like everyones eyes were on me. About 3/4 of the way down me legs were jellying, and i was actually losing ground, and slowly goin back up the escalator i was runnin down. By this stage me legs where fucked and i knew it was all over, so i just sat on the elevator step an let the fuckin thing take me right back up to the top...... everyone was cheerini an clappin an basically pissin themselves laughin at me.
To make matters worse, i queued up for escelator, got down and arrived at the meeting with about 2 mins to spare anyways (and with damned sweaty pits)

The day after the meetin i was sat in the canteen in work, and heard somebody tellin the story of how their brother had seen some dickhead trying to run down the escalator at o'connell street. The story he told was a slightly exaggerated version that included me kickin the elevator once i got back to the top (?) but i could hardly defend meself ot theyd have known the atory was about me

Been there

I was in H&M with a friend when we decided to leave. I started to walk up the escalator, the first one i spotted, but something was wrong, I didn't go anwhere. For some strange reason I started running to see if it would be easier and at the same time two girls came down the escalator next to the one I was on. They really looked at me in a weird way and that was when I noticed I'd tried running up the wrong one.

Ashfordian · « **Reply #47 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:20:48 pm »

Almost had one tonight. A friend of mine drove round mine and picked me up asking for a chat. So we drive off and pul into a layby and get talking. Talking leads to kissing, kissing leads to other things, other things lead to more other things.

Then a coach pulls up behind us in the layby. God knows if they saw us but I dont really care!

Elli · « **Reply #48 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:22:37 pm »

There ain't much you're not prepared to share on these boards is there, Ash? Whether we like it or not.

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #49 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:24:00 pm »

Quote from: Elli on August 10, 2006, 11:22:37 pm

There ain't much you're not prepared to share on these boards is there, Ash? Whether we like it or not.

Ashfordian · « **Reply #50 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:25:55 pm »

I'm an honest fella, what can I say

Elli · « **Reply #51 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:28:19 pm »

Nothing for a change would be lovely

Ashfordian · « **Reply #52 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:28:58 pm »

Consider it done, El

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #53 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:39:12 pm »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 10, 2006, 11:20:48 pm

Almost had one tonight. A friend of mine drove round mine and picked me up asking for a chat. So we drive off and pul into a layby and get talking. Talking leads to kissing, kissing leads to other things, other things lead to more other things.

Then a coach pulls up behind us in the layby. God knows if they saw us but I dont really care!

How did he feel about it?

Ashfordian · « **Reply #54 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:41:26 pm »

Why is it De Niro who's always full of these sly little comments?

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #55 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:42:50 pm »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 10, 2006, 11:41:26 pm

Why is it De Niro who's always full of these sly little comments?

Who me?..

Never...

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #56 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:59:32 pm »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 10, 2006, 11:41:26 pm

Why is it De Niro who's always full of these sly little comments?

You talkin' ta him?

Ashfordian · « **Reply #57 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:02:20 am »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 10, 2006, 11:59:32 pm

You talkin' ta him?

And what if I am?

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #58 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:04:47 am »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 10, 2006, 11:41:26 pm

Why is it De Niro who's always full of these sly little comments?

He sees a lot of himself as a kid in you...he told me that once on a PM

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #59 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:05:49 am »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 11, 2006, 12:04:47 am

He sees a lot of himself as a kid in you...he told me that once on a PM

Twat!!!

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #60 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:06:17 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on August 11, 2006, 12:05:49 am

Twat!!!

Sorry. I know they're meant to be private. Won't do it again.

anon-y-mouse · « **Reply #61 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:07:03 am »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 10, 2006, 11:41:26 pm

Why is it De Niro who's always full of these sly little comments?

No idea but I thought it was amusing.

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #62 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:07:37 am »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 11, 2006, 12:06:17 am

Sorry. I know they're meant to be private. Won't do it again.

Good. I promise to tell a certain poster you love him really...

Ashfordian · « **Reply #63 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:10:19 am »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 11, 2006, 12:04:47 am

He sees a lot of himself as a kid in you...he told me that once on a PM

I'm sure Terry wasn't stupid, incompetent, did and said silly things as a kid James....

Des Lynam · « **Reply #64 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:10:21 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on August 11, 2006, 12:07:37 am

Good. I promise to tell a certain poster you love him really...

Oh, I know anyway, Terry...

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #65 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:12:50 am »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 11, 2006, 12:10:19 am

I'm sure Terry wasn't stupid, incompetent, did and said silly things as a kid James....

I'm reasonably sure he did - and also sure that you're neither stupid or incompetent. The silly things bit however...

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #66 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:14:31 am »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 11, 2006, 12:10:19 am

I'm sure Terry wasn't stupid, incompetent, did and said silly things as a kid James....

I was all of them and worse, and still am...

Ashfordian · « **Reply #67 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:15:14 am »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 11, 2006, 12:12:50 am

I'm reasonably sure he did - and also sure that you're neither stupid or incompetent. The silly things bit however...

Too much Dover sole is what does it. One of those and I'm gone...

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #68 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:23:14 am »

Quote from: Ashfordian on August 11, 2006, 12:15:14 am

Too much Dover sole is what does it. One of those and I'm gone...

I got too much sole too, man

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #69 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:24:30 am »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on August 11, 2006, 12:23:14 am

I got too much sole too, man

Why don't you jump over a white cliff...

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #70 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:25:16 am »

Quote from: Terry De Niro on August 11, 2006, 12:24:30 am

Why don't you jump over a white cliff...

Richard? Too tall.

anon-y-mouse · « **Reply #71 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:28:45 am »

And next on the agenda, the worst comedy duo the world has ever seen, De Niro and Benitle.

May have to stop by one of your gigs sometime soon as I'll be making one or two trips to Birkenhead over the next few months, you ever had a professional heckler?

*joke disclaimer*

Ashfordian · « **Reply #72 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:30:11 am »

Quote from: Huyton Phil (raptor™) on August 11, 2006, 12:28:45 am

And next on the agenda, the worst comedy duo the world has ever seen, De Niro and Benitle.

You have to admire the effort though Phil...

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #73 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:30:22 am »

Quote from: Huyton Phil (raptor™) on August 11, 2006, 12:28:45 am

And next on the agenda, the worst comedy duo the world has ever seen, De Niro and Benitle.

May have to stop by one of your gigs sometime soon as I'll be making one or two trips to Birkenhead over the next few months, you ever had a professional heckler?

*joke disclaimer*

Fucking loads Phil...

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #74 on:** August 11, 2006, 12:32:36 am »

Quote from: Huyton Phil (raptor™) on August 11, 2006, 12:28:45 am

And next on the agenda, the worst comedy duo the world has ever seen, De Niro and Benitle.

Which one of these are you Phil?

only6times · « **Reply #75 on:** August 11, 2006, 10:19:56 am »

was describing my opinion of a workmate to a a fellow workmate"he's a wanker" but giving it the stance and hand movements,just as the 58 year old prim and proper wages woman passed by.i've never been on the recieving end of a shittier look.

Simon C · « **Reply #76 on:** August 11, 2006, 04:53:09 pm »

Banging an ex bird in the bushes in Hatton park and this Jack Russell comes leggin through the bushes with his 70 year old owner following closely behind, should have seen his face, priceless.

Andyb · « **Reply #77 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:17:01 pm »

went to a mate wedding last year in Southport, got the directions out to have a read and followed them to the letter.....rounded the last bend and saw the ushers handing out the orders of service at the door, so i parked up in the pub carpark next door and made my way up the path to the door of the church smiling at the video guy, collected my order of service and proceeded to go in and try to find a seat.

opened the order of service to find ........youv'e guessed it.....i was at the wrong feckin' wedding

head down out the door back to the car to find i read the directions wrong and had followed the route to the reception at the pub next door.........sped like Jenson Button to the other side of town to the right church to find my mate (the bride) was 15 minutes late bless her.....and i made it!

just always think of the other happy couple looking at the wedding video in years to come wondering who the stupid prick is walking into and then out of the church inside 30 seconds flat!!

paddy-d · « **Reply #78 on:** August 11, 2006, 05:53:14 pm »

Went to see U2 last year over in Croke Park, Dublin.

We find a good spec, on the pitch just past the halfway line and waits for Bono and the boys to come on.

Anyway, as always, there's the usual beach balls and flyaways being bounced over everyone. I'm deep in conversation with one of lads when SMACK......a fuckin big, blue inflatable armchair twats me in the face an knocks me off my feet, spillin my ale all over me!
Everyone pissin themselves. Bastards!

Gray-YPC · « **Reply #79 on:** October 7, 2006, 01:34:37 pm »

When i was at Uni you used to see a lot of the regular faces knocking around as it was only a small place (Bangor), so there were a lot of faces you recognised even though you didn't necessarily know them. There was this girl who was absolute top-notch. Great body, lovely long legs, pretty face, stylish and generally a bit of a stunner. I was walking into the town centre and got to a set of traffic lights and she was there, looking delightful as always. As we're waiting for the lights to change she pipes up "Hi... how you doing?". My heart skips a beat, and I can't believe she's talking to me, so I turn round and trying to keep my composure reply "Fine thanks... and yourself?"

At this point she turns round, looks at me in disgust and proceeds to continue her discussion she's having on her mobile. I get embarassed easily at the best of times, so it took all of 0.001 of a second for me to be bright red!!

(Also... a reminder in my brother reads this... tell the one about your going the match in Leicester

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