Went to see U2 last year over in Croke Park, Dublin.
We find a good spec, on the pitch just past the halfway line and waits for Bono and the boys to come on.
Anyway, as always, there's the usual beach balls and flyaways being bounced over everyone. I'm deep in conversation with one of lads when SMACK......a fuckin big, blue inflatable armchair twats me in the face an knocks me off my feet, spillin my ale all over me!
Everyone pissin themselves. Bastards!