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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #200 on: April 16, 2018, 12:09:50 pm »
 That is just about the most disturbing video I have ever seen....utterly pathetic  ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #201 on: April 16, 2018, 04:22:12 pm »
Fucks sake that is terrible  :o
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #202 on: April 16, 2018, 04:58:52 pm »
Joking aside, who is commissioning this video? Who is sat there thinking it'll 'play well'?

Or am I wrong? Is this a perfect marketing video for the fair-weather disinterested fan who will happily sit in the Tunnel Club and watch the Sky Blues win at the soccer?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #203 on: April 16, 2018, 05:15:25 pm »
Joking aside, who is commissioning this video? Who is sat there thinking it'll 'play well'?

Or am I wrong? Is this a perfect marketing video for the fair-weather disinterested fan who will happily sit in the Tunnel Club and watch the Sky Blues win at the soccer?

It's absolute shite no doubt, but it's not meant for salty, weathered British audiences; it's for people in the Middle East who have never been to a Premier League match and are distant enough from it to believe that what occurs in the video is a close approximation to what actually happens on a match day.

But it is fucking terrible.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #204 on: April 16, 2018, 05:23:53 pm »
               
                                                https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/985660232079630336?s=21

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #205 on: April 16, 2018, 07:21:05 pm »

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #207 on: April 16, 2018, 07:47:12 pm »
There going to get done for copyright

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #208 on: April 17, 2018, 08:30:05 am »
Imagine being an actor in this nonsense.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #209 on: April 17, 2018, 09:00:01 am »
Imagine being an actor in this nonsense.

And express your frustrations through the medium of dance?

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« Reply #210 on: April 17, 2018, 10:05:24 am »
Imagine being an actor in this nonsense.
Do we know they are actors?  It could be documentary footage.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #211 on: April 17, 2018, 10:10:35 am »
I've just watched that video. Speechless. Embarrassing.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #212 on: April 17, 2018, 11:15:14 am »
Its up. Featuring united fan with 4 cups balanced on top of his head too. He never misses the tiny details.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #213 on: April 17, 2018, 11:20:49 am »
Quality (alas, no harry Kane)

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« Reply #214 on: April 17, 2018, 11:28:50 am »
Quality (alas, no harry Kane)

Yes, was looking forward to his take on the goal snatcher.

The mispronouncing Campeones bit is great though! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #215 on: April 17, 2018, 11:42:55 am »
Magnificent. That last panel. Also the inexplicable ‘IIIFFFFF’.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #216 on: April 17, 2018, 11:43:53 am »
Now watch this drive!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #217 on: April 17, 2018, 11:47:03 am »
"Gold Bants"

Is that Sanchez caddying?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #218 on: April 17, 2018, 12:43:56 pm »
"Gold Bants"

Is that Sanchez caddying?

Well no one wants to play with him, so it’s the only way he would get out on a course.

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« Reply #219 on: April 17, 2018, 12:58:19 pm »
"Gold Bants"

Is that Sanchez caddying?

Thought it says ‘golf bants’
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #220 on: April 17, 2018, 01:04:56 pm »
On the money yet again, David Squires is a genius!
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« Reply #221 on: April 17, 2018, 01:07:56 pm »
Thought it says ‘golf bants’

It probably does

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #222 on: April 24, 2018, 11:54:00 am »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #223 on: April 24, 2018, 12:39:10 pm »
His Wenger one is up. I'll never not laugh at his Sir Chips Keswick

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/apr/24/david-squires-on-arsene-wengers-22-seasons-at-arsenal

there is so much going on in this one, it's great  ;D

The Chamak thing made me laugh more than it should. 'Breaking new ground by signing the first player to have hair like a new born foal. The coordination of one too'. :lmao

Sam Allardyce at the end there  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #224 on: April 24, 2018, 03:34:26 pm »
His Wenger one is up. I'll never not laugh at his Sir Chips Keswick

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/apr/24/david-squires-on-arsene-wengers-22-seasons-at-arsenal



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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #226 on: May 1, 2018, 11:55:16 am »
;D Drury is a slightly hyperbolic in his commentary isn't he? Although I did enjoy his histrionics during the Roma-Barcelona match.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #227 on: May 1, 2018, 12:04:53 pm »
 ;D Is that Jon Motson in the framed picture on the wall? Jim Beglin with the obvious co-commentator remark was brilliantly set-up.

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« Reply #228 on: May 1, 2018, 01:53:33 pm »
;D Drury is a slightly hyperbolic in his commentary isn't he? Although I did enjoy his histrionics during the Roma-Barcelona match.

I like Drury. Much more enjoyable than the insufferable Jon Champion

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #229 on: May 1, 2018, 03:59:31 pm »
;D Is that Jon Motson in the framed picture on the wall? Jim Beglin with the obvious co-commentator remark was brilliantly set-up.

I thought the pic was Jim Beglin as well?
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« Reply #230 on: May 1, 2018, 04:03:31 pm »
I thought the pic was Jim Beglin as well?

Yes, I think so. If it was Motson, he's be in a sheepskin.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #231 on: May 8, 2018, 12:46:27 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/may/08/david-squires-on-the-premier-league-relegation-battle?CMP=share_btn_tw

Squires today on relegation is absolute genius.
Shane Long in a false nose as Le Tissier. 
Hodgson as a heartthrob. Cruel!
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« Reply #232 on: May 8, 2018, 07:58:22 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/may/08/david-squires-on-the-premier-league-relegation-battle?CMP=share_btn_tw

Squires today on relegation is absolute genius.
Shane Long in a false nose as Le Tissier. 
Hodgson as a heartthrob. Cruel!
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Alan Brazil's head is another highlight

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« Reply #233 on: May 8, 2018, 08:25:35 pm »
A bit like our football, I can't help but feel that the last few (Peter Drury aside, that was incredible) have lost their zing. Must be bloody hard coming up with 40 panels though and he's been an absolute highlight since I first read him.

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« Reply #234 on: May 10, 2018, 02:43:00 pm »
Alan Brazil's head is another highlight

It’s a black and white photo!

The Vardy cannibal is a sneaky one as well
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #236 on: May 15, 2018, 01:13:28 pm »
Today's cartoon was excellent.  ;D
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« Reply #238 on: May 15, 2018, 01:22:18 pm »
Pissed myself at the reveal. Haha brilliant

Yep. The reveal was magnificent

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« Reply #239 on: May 15, 2018, 01:26:16 pm »
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