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When someone says "Whats yer favourite Simpsons episode" it opens up a whole world of problems. Such a hugely popular programme, so many quality episodes, and so many memorable moments...its hard to pin it down to one particular scene, or episode.

This thread is not to pull out the ONE great Simpsons episode or quote...but to be able to put forward the best bits of what has been a classic piece of Television over the past decade and a bit.

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."

Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely.

Mr. Burns: Smithers there's a rocket in my pocket.

Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?


Those should get the ball rolling.....  ;D

I have two favourite openings for the simpsons, they are the Flintstones Parody and the Indiana Jones Parody.  Both are quality.

America's Sweetheart:
One of my favourites is the one where they get snowed into the school. - Skinners Sense Of Snow.

"Okay, Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around" -Willie

"Chew through my ball sack" -Skinner

(Ralph shows Bart a rock)
Ralph: This is where I saw the leprechaun
Bart: Riiight
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

(After Homer returns the helper monkey because it has become fat and lazy)
Cordinator: Mojo, what have they done to you?
(The co-ordinator gives Mojo a keyboard device, and he types a message)
Computer Voice: Pray For Mojo.

(Homer decides to sell springs off the back of Springfields bid for the Olympics)
Homer: My springs! They finally came!
Marge: But we lost the Olympics to Shelbyville
Homer: Yeah, but I should have no problem selling a thousand springs
Marge: To who?
Homer: Idiots!
(Homer starts to play with the springs)
Homer: ooh, these are fun!

Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?


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