Topic: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August

[Samie]

Some of you will not survive the post Klopp era.

[killer-heels]

Every victory for City is a victory for the country of Qatar and the two things cannot be separated.

You have just pissed off the whole population of Dubai.

[Ghost Town]

You have just pissed off the whole population of Dubai.

[El Lobo]

Every victory for City is a victory for the country of Qatar and the two things cannot be separated.

Definitely the right intent but way off with the facts!

[Rojo O Muerto]

Every victory for City is a victory for the country of Qatar and the two things cannot be separated.

brainlet.

[rob1966]

You have just pissed off the whole population of Dubai.

[jillcwhomever]

Definitely the right intent but way off with the facts!

I was just doing some world cup stuff and got carried away. 

[jillcwhomever]

You have just pissed off the whole population of Dubai.

It's a dump anyway.

[bird_lfc]

Some of our fans our unbearable. Honestly.

[jillcwhomever]

Abu Dhabi?

Obviously. 

[The North Bank]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

[killer-heels]

It's a dump anyway.

The oil fields of Abu Dhabi, the gas fields of Qatar or the waterparks of Dubai?

[Ghost Town]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Don't be startin a barney now

[rob1966]

Don't be startin a barney now

Any more of this and I'm going full Everton and throwing Pebbles at you

[MonsLibpool]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Abu Dhabi is the capital of UAE like London while Dubai is a city like Manchester.

[Flaccido Dongingo]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

Get out.

[S]

Some of our fans our unbearable. Honestly.

*are

[Jshooters]

*are

Irony in action

[decosabute]

Some of you will not survive the post Klopp era.

The cheats have already ruined football. Even with this team and manager I've waited my whole life for, the whole thing feels a bit poisoned. I love Klopp and our lads, and I'll always watch Liverpool, but I think you're right that I won't be bothering much with anything other than our games (and not paying for it either) in the post Klopp era.

[jillcwhomever]

The oil fields of Abu Dhabi, the gas fields of Qatar or the waterparks of Dubai?

All of them, oil fields are not my thing.

[rob1966]

Abu Dhabi is the capital of UAE like London while Dubai is a city like Manchester.

You've missed the joke (English isn't your first Language if i remember right?)

*Hint - Scooby Doobie Doo gag

[MonsLibpool]

You've missed the joke (English isn't your first Language if i remember right?)

*Hint - Scooby Doobie Doo gag

It is. I missed the second paragraph

[rob1966]

It is. I missed the second paragraph

Ok, I'll take the piss out of you then

[John C]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

[Terry de Niro]

 

[1892tillforever]

Ten Hag looks like Walter White.

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Ten Hag looks like Walter White.

Keep Bryan Cranston’s name out your MOUTH!

[dalarr]

Ten Hag looks like Walter White.

They could possibly profit from some of Heisenberg’s attitude and product.

[Ghost Town]

Ten Hag looks like Walter White.

Is that why they're bad at breaking?

[Brian Blessed]

You've missed the joke (English isn't your first Language if i remember right?)

*Hint - Scooby Doobie Doo gag

A Flintstones gag, surely

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Some of our fans our unbearable. Honestly.

[rob1966]

A Flintstones gag, surely

Fuck, yes. I thought Flintstones first then Scooby/Scrappy Doo popped into my head. Scooby Doobie rhymes more with Abu Dhabi though

I'm blaming 4 hours sleep, being up at 4am and a 14hr shift driving over 400 miles for my brain fart.

[Ghost Town]

I'm blaming 4 hours sleep, being up at 4am and a 14hr shift driving over 400 miles for my brain fart.

That's a long way to drive just for a brain fart. You must have wanted it very badly

[MonsLibpool]

 

Ok, I'll take the piss out of you then

[rob1966]

That's a long way to drive just for a brain fart. You must have wanted it very badly

Desperately needed, it kept me out of the HT thread on here too

[Red Beret]

Pretty much as I predicted.

I didn't see the game but I doubt West Ham tried anything like as hard against City as Fulham did against us. City are an outstanding side but teams really do make them look better than what they are - which is why they still struggle in Europe.

Watch the Hammers against us - bet your mortgage on them being full throttle for the best part of 70 minutes in the game. Either teams just try harder against us, or City are just genuinely the better side. (Given the money they've spent you would expect it though.)

[newterp]

fuck me the pace he showed on that second goal. Bit of a freak this guy.

Nunez does the same things

[Boston always unofficial]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

 

[darragh85]

have little interest in it anymore. barely watched our game yesterday. maybe it will return as the season progresses but couldnt give a shite at the moment.

havent bothered to get sky sports and bt sports back

[Farman]

What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.

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