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Offline Halewooder

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #40 on: October 19, 2016, 03:45:53 pm »
Spot on, I draw the line at a pearl necklace though.

What kind of barbers do you go to to get that offered  ;) ;) ;)

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #41 on: October 19, 2016, 03:47:21 pm »
Wife does mine at home with the clippers.
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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #42 on: October 19, 2016, 03:47:29 pm »
£13 for me but it's virtually the same for my son too (normally go at the same time), chuck in a couple of tips and it's the best part of £30 a pop.  Robbery!

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #43 on: October 19, 2016, 03:50:02 pm »
Can I get that orange flavoured lollypop?

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #44 on: October 19, 2016, 03:50:08 pm »
What kind of barbers do you go to to get that offered  ;) ;) ;)

the same ones that offer a "cut and blow"

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #45 on: October 19, 2016, 03:51:45 pm »
the same ones that offer a "cut and blow"

I always shave my hair in the bathroom with my clippers but think I need to start visiting the barbers again if you get happy endings like these haha

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2016, 08:37:20 pm »
Grade 0 all round with clippers at home - haven't paid for a cut in 15 years.

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #47 on: October 19, 2016, 08:51:30 pm »
I don't go to a Barbers as such, I go to a rather swanky place in Newcastle every four weeks where the same Stylist has been attending to my hair for the last 12 years.

I don't ask for anything, he knows what I want, and gets on and gives it to me    ;D

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #48 on: October 19, 2016, 08:53:05 pm »
@ Veinticinco de Mayo The way you talk to other users on this forum is something you should be ashamed of as someone who is suppose to be representing the site.
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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #49 on: October 19, 2016, 08:59:44 pm »

Yes Mr Chopper, I would have bet my life on it haha.  You c*nt   :)

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #50 on: October 19, 2016, 09:39:05 pm »
No 1 cut and be quick about it.

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #51 on: October 19, 2016, 10:31:45 pm »
Does everyone have that one barber that is so good everyone waits for him?

I would walk in and there would be 4 people waiting for him, while the other two barbers would be sitting there browsing on their phone as no one wants them.
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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #52 on: October 19, 2016, 10:38:31 pm »
I don't go to a Barbers as such, I go to a rather swanky place in Newcastle every four weeks where the same Stylist has been attending to my hair for the last 12 years.

I don't ask for anything, he knows what I want, and gets on and gives it to me    ;D

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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #53 on: October 20, 2016, 02:14:33 am »
4 on the back and sides, cut short on top and a beard trim. They're Turkish and use a cutthroat too, Turks are good with a blade. Costs me £8. I've never heard of people tipping at a barbers or a salon before this thread.
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Re: What do you ask for at the barbers?
« Reply #54 on: October 20, 2016, 04:10:22 am »
Gimps!   Just a number 1 or 2 at home with clippers.
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