Topic: Has Klopp ever won the Greek league? Hi Ho Silva Daddy Day Care Fighting

[12C]

I've not seen anything about punching anybody's lights out.  This is a pisstake thread that revels in the goodies and humour they provide us.  They're not worth threatening.

Or is he just constructing some kind of martyr complex narrative so he can claim the moral high ground?

Well judging by the lack of replies to the shite he puts up on his Twitter feed...
Mind you that Davoth feller on Twitter reckons it’s all Carra’s fault, or the ref or Klopp or Firmino. He is seriously angry about us. Poor chap

[DonkeyWan]

https://twitter.com/holdentheblue

Average age of LFC team on Saturday? 25.1. 3 lads under 23.

[PoetryInMotion]

https://twitter.com/ScouserChris89/status/1041349698748133376

So good with his feet

The best thing with that is that there was no pressure on him, and he had absolutely ages to pick his pass. And yet he couldn't choose the right pass, nor pull it off. How bad is he!

And that 3rd goal literally went under him. At real time, when Arnautovic hit the shot by sliding, I thought he fucked up a great chance and then Pickford was Pickford, so it was a goal anyway.

[So… Howard Philips]

dont forget the toffeetv lads

There's only so much time for piss taking and laughing and gloating.

[FiSh77]

Yes, none of us have ever read any American novels. No sir. 

Deluded, arrogant, and condescending; a winning personality.

he's got a lot in common with Holden Caulfield

[1892tillforever]

Who wrote that, and what on earth is he or she on about? 

Catcher in the Rye, an (in)famous poster on Grand Old Team. He is essentially a whiny teenaged tit, a bit like Holden Caulfield actually.

He is busily writing his own Bildungsroman entitled: "Points are irrelevant."

[rodderzzz]

Catcher in the rye im guessing due to the American literature comment.

[1892tillforever]

he's got a lot in common with Holden Caulfield

Indeed 

[FiSh77]

Who wrote that, and what on earth is he or she on about? 

catshit

[elsewhere]

What will make them sack Silva? I suppose after Koeman and Allardyce experiences, they won't be too quick to pull the trigger and give him time.

[Big Red Richie]

The best thing with that is that there was no pressure on him, and he had absolutely ages to pick his pass. And yet he couldn't choose the right pass, nor pull it off. How bad is he!

It wasn't in to touch see.  He only practices kicking it into touch.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

There's only so much time for piss taking and laughing and gloating.

with them there is never enough

[Caligula?]

Has catcherintherye replaced Davek as the most deluded poster on GOT? 

[Lush is the best medicine...]

What will make them sack Silva? I suppose after Koeman and Allardyce experiences, they won't be too quick to pull the trigger and give him time.

relegation zone or near at Christmas, hopefully they get the points deduction soon after and then bring in Andy Gray

[FiSh77]

What will make them sack Silva? I suppose after Koeman and Allardyce experiences, they won't be too quick to pull the trigger and give him time.

Moshiri seems to have an itchy trigger finger and doesn't hang around when it comes to firing, not sure if it's down to him being impatient or if he's just clueless and is pandering to their "support" giving them what they want once they start fuming, loves making a payoff though

[ScouserAtHeart]

what the fuck is "constantly grown"?

[1892tillforever]

relegation zone or near at Christmas, hopefully they get the points deduction soon after and then bring in Andy Gray

And then go down. Imagine us winning the league and them getting relegated in the same season? I think I may spontaneously combust with joy! Extremely unlikely though, we would never be that fortunate!

[Son of Spion]

Thanks for the replies.

Ah, it was good old Catcher. Bless.

Strange guy, him.

[jillcwhomever]

relegation zone or near at Christmas, hopefully they get the points deduction soon after and then bring in Andy Gray

I don't think there is anyway they will get a points deduction, as it will just involve a lot of finger pointing at the authourities. If they're found guilty it will be a hefty fine. Considering the favourable fixtures they've had, they can't afford to go on losing games.

[aw1991]

[FiSh77]

what the fuck is "constantly grown"?

he doesn't know how to spell groan?

[FiSh77]

I don't think there is anyway they will get a points deduction, as it will just involve a lot of finger pointing at the authourities. If they're found guilty it will be a hefty fine. Considering the favourable fixtures they've had, they can't afford to go on losing games.

No chance, would be great like but would open a massive can of worms as everybody does it anyway, would look great on the firsts board though

[Linudden]

Get these fellas down! Winning the Championship transfer window should be much easier, cheers 

[Kekule]

Imagine they sack Silva before the verdict of that independent inquiry is in...who decide to dock them points for poaching him anyway...and all the while Watford sit in the top 6 or 7.

It won’t happen as they surely can’t afford to be paying yet more compensation. But fucking hell, I would collapse a lung through laughing if it did.

[Sh0rty]

Turning on pickford on GOT 

[Skeeve]

Has catcherintherye replaced Davek as the most deluded poster on GOT? 

Certainly if measured by volume.

[PoetryInMotion]

In that case, that guy deserves it. I won't be surprised if Redcafe bids 40 million and 1 for him during the winter season.

Post of the day 

[Dim Glas]

Has catcherintherye replaced Davek as the most deluded poster on GOT? 

I think catcherintherye is just desperately jealous of Liverpool having Jürgen Klopp. He desperately tries to label all his big signings as shit - even though he knows they are anything but, and desperately tries to convince everyone that he's a fraud and knackers all his players.

But in reality, he knows he's great, and it kills him seeing him at Liverpool, and is devestated that he's there. No doubt if you trawl back a few years to when he was at Dortmund, he'd have been fawning over him like everyone else

[Lush is the best medicine...]

And then go down. Imagine us winning the league and them getting relegated in the same season? I think I may spontaneously combust with joy! Extremely unlikely though, we would never be that fortunate!

them going down with gray in charge and us winning the league

I don't think there is anyway they will get a points deduction, as it will just involve a lot of finger pointing at the authourities. If they're found guilty it will be a hefty fine. Considering the favourable fixtures they've had, they can't afford to go on losing games.

but it’d be nice if they did though

[Peabee]

Yes, none of us have ever read any American novels. No sir. 

Deluded, arrogant, and condescending; a winning personality.

It’s probably the only book he/she has read. Most of us read that during GCSEs, in about 2 hours.

[Lycan]

had a little gander on their forum earlier. There are dozens of posters making silly childish comments about wanting to shove my head down a toilet for every post on here, and making crude play on words for my username (I have serious doubts any of them have even the vaguest recollection of American literature).

What I found more interesting and alarming though is they seem to have developed a whole subthread/fantasy about how me you and Paul are going to have a boxing match. I've got no idea what has given them this impression. They seem obsessed with the idea you are going to beat my (or Pauls) lights in. Have you got the foggiest idea whats caused this? Or is this the usual projection of people with violent impulses struggling to keep them under control.

For the reds reading, you hiss and moan, and constantly grown but you don't ever go away.
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Awww... I think CATSHIT is going to cry.

[El Ninos Black Eye]

Born but a manufacture atmosphere

https://twitter.com/thelowerkenny/status/1040920709181198337?s=21

[FiSh77]

Born but a manufacture atmosphere

https://twitter.com/thelowerkenny/status/1040920709181198337?s=21

everton that

[Skeeve]

Born but a manufacture atmosphere

https://twitter.com/thelowerkenny/status/1040920709181198337?s=21

They need a megaphone to coordinate booing, surely they know the words after all these years?

[Lycan]

Who wrote that, and what on earth is he or she on about? 

Who do you think wrote it?... Precious little Catshit.

[Son of Spion]

Has catcherintherye replaced Davek as the most deluded poster on GOT? 

Well, he is up against stiff competition over there. You have to take the ramblings of loons like Steve0, St. Domingo etc into account too. They seem more genuinely deluded to me. Catcher is a bullshitter too, but just a bit more verbose about it. Instead of just saying "Liverpool are shite" like the rest of them over there, he'll write an essay to suggest as much.

[FiSh77]

had a little gander on their forum earlier. There are dozens of posters making silly childish comments about wanting to shove my head down a toilet for every post on here, and making crude play on words for my username (I have serious doubts any of them have even the vaguest recollection of American literature).

What I found more interesting and alarming though is they seem to have developed a whole subthread/fantasy about how me you and Paul are going to have a boxing match. I've got no idea what has given them this impression. They seem obsessed with the idea you are going to beat my (or Pauls) lights in. Have you got the foggiest idea whats caused this? Or is this the usual projection of people with violent impulses struggling to keep them under control.

For the reds reading, you hiss and moan, and constantly grown but you don't ever go away.
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[Black Bull Nova]

Imagine they sack Silva before the verdict of that independent inquiry is in...who decide to dock them points for poaching him anyway...and all the while Watford sit in the top 6 or 7.

It won’t happen as they surely can’t afford to be paying yet more compensation. But fucking hell, I would collapse a lung through laughing if it did.

Watford must be desperate to have this case heard, imagine some non-football judge sitting there whilst Watford claim money for tapping up the manager who has taken his new club to the bottom of the league, they'll get 1p as token damages.

The truest sentence in football is that Marco Silva will not lead an Everton team out at a brand new stadium, 3 reasons why not..

60% of Evertons goals in their 13 games came against ATV Irdning. What a start, what a tail off.

What chances taking something from resurgent Arsenal next game eh?

[jillcwhomever]

them going down with gray in charge and us winning the league
but it’d be nice if they did though

Not disagreeing with that opinion. 

[FiSh77]

what the fuck is "constantly grown"?

he fucked it up but it's lyrics from all you need is me by Morrissey

You hiss and groan
And you constantly moan
But you don't ever go away
And that's because all you need is me