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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #40 on: April 19, 2018, 01:00:31 pm »
Seems I have a third pick?

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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #41 on: April 19, 2018, 02:00:57 pm »
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« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2018, 02:08:03 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #43 on: April 19, 2018, 02:29:45 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #44 on: April 19, 2018, 02:45:14 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #45 on: April 19, 2018, 02:57:41 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #46 on: April 19, 2018, 02:59:34 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2018, 05:42:29 pm »
Sorry for delay

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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2018, 08:57:50 pm »
Frankie Boyle

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« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2018, 10:25:27 pm »
Jim Carrey

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« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2018, 11:25:32 pm »
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« Reply #51 on: April 20, 2018, 01:30:54 am »
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« Reply #52 on: April 20, 2018, 01:50:40 am »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #53 on: April 20, 2018, 08:00:07 am »
Stephen Fry............&
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« Reply #54 on: April 20, 2018, 04:30:10 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #55 on: April 20, 2018, 04:56:56 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #56 on: April 20, 2018, 05:18:25 pm »
Pick - Madeline Kahn

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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #57 on: April 20, 2018, 05:22:20 pm »
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« Reply #58 on: April 20, 2018, 09:02:28 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #59 on: April 20, 2018, 10:04:17 pm »
Charlie Chuck - I'll tell ye that!



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« Reply #60 on: April 21, 2018, 04:08:05 am »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #61 on: April 21, 2018, 07:28:40 am »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #62 on: April 21, 2018, 08:11:14 am »
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« Reply #63 on: April 21, 2018, 08:11:32 am »
John Belushi
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #64 on: April 21, 2018, 08:33:43 am »
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« Reply #65 on: April 21, 2018, 04:31:12 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
« Reply #66 on: April 21, 2018, 05:03:15 pm »
Les Dawson

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« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2018, 01:46:39 pm »
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Rob Brydon

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« Reply #69 on: April 22, 2018, 04:06:07 pm »
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Re: The Kings of Comedy draft (Film, TV, & Stand-Up) - Selection Thread
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« Reply #71 on: April 22, 2018, 05:57:13 pm »
Joan Rivers

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« Reply #72 on: April 22, 2018, 06:16:17 pm »
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« Reply #73 on: April 22, 2018, 06:44:30 pm »
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« Reply #74 on: April 22, 2018, 07:04:25 pm »
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« Reply #75 on: April 22, 2018, 07:50:39 pm »
Kate McKinnon

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« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2018, 01:10:33 pm »
...........AND..........



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« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2018, 03:26:27 pm »
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« Reply #79 on: April 23, 2018, 05:45:27 pm »
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