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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #80 on: March 17, 2018, 06:40:58 pm »
NO LOOK GOAL #4.  ;D

Only scores tap ins ;)

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #81 on: March 17, 2018, 06:41:06 pm »
53. Oh what a diagonal by Milner..

Plays in Gomez who has his cross blocked.
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #82 on: March 17, 2018, 06:41:34 pm »
I was starting to fret a bit about Bobby, happily he has reassured me, he's back. Just a beautiful goal.
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #83 on: March 17, 2018, 06:43:33 pm »
No words can describe that goal. It just brings a tear to my eye.
Bobby grinning from ear to ear after that goal.

The beauty is that while he didn't quite intend it to come off his upper thigh, he did intend to back heel it into the net - that was no fluke

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #84 on: March 17, 2018, 06:44:43 pm »
57. Great diagonal by Watford but the resulting cross is easily taken by Karius
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #85 on: March 17, 2018, 06:45:32 pm »
58

Filth from Bobby in the area.. every turn imaginable. But he slips ... such a shame at the end there...
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #86 on: March 17, 2018, 06:46:22 pm »
Loris not having much to do but has looked the business when required.

Came for that cross nice and quickly and snuffed out any potential danger

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #87 on: March 17, 2018, 06:46:24 pm »
57. Great diagonal by Watford but the resulting cross is easily taken by Karius
Gomez again gets caught out by the flight of the ball. Is there something wrong with his depth perception?

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #88 on: March 17, 2018, 06:46:58 pm »
Over to Chakan
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #89 on: March 17, 2018, 06:48:18 pm »
60 Gomez gets the ball down the right and whips in a cross to Bobby who gets a head a on it but not enough to direct it goalwards.

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #90 on: March 17, 2018, 06:49:47 pm »
It was a lovely inviting cross that from Gomez, using the width well today.
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #91 on: March 17, 2018, 06:52:05 pm »
64 Watford with some extended pressure but comes nothing

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #92 on: March 17, 2018, 06:55:41 pm »
Ox looks to be coming on.

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #93 on: March 17, 2018, 06:56:29 pm »
We just need to find that final ball.
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2018, 06:56:32 pm »
69 Gini cuts out a pass in midfield and Liverpool break, but Salah's pass is too hard for Firmino and the chance is lost.

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2018, 06:57:03 pm »
Gini off Ox On.

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2018, 06:57:17 pm »
I'm hoping that as Karius develops he adds accurate goal kicks to his repertoire - it's an important part of the armoury

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #97 on: March 17, 2018, 06:59:35 pm »
72 Not much happening to be honest, the game is being fought in midfield and neither side is winning.

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #98 on: March 17, 2018, 07:00:18 pm »
72 Not much happening to be honest, the game is being fought in midfield and neither side is winning.
Let’s be honest..

The game is over as a contest..
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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #99 on: March 17, 2018, 07:01:29 pm »
Gomez again gets caught out by the flight of the ball. Is there something wrong with his depth perception?

It was all that time he spent Whipping Piccadilly.

I had to google that, i'm sorry I did...

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #100 on: March 17, 2018, 07:02:24 pm »
75 Henderson gives the ball away for old times sake, Ox wins it back.

Over to Willie to finish out the game!

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Re: PL: Liverpool F.C. 3 vs Watford 0 (Go on guess ‘3 ‘42 Bobby ‘49)
« Reply #101 on: March 17, 2018, 07:02:36 pm »
Really want Mo to get another goal

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Heh heh heh

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 :shocked
Really want Mo to get another goal
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Of course they score when I stopped doing comms. Bastards.

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76 Salah scores!

Nothing happens for a long time. I dash off to change a nappy and Mo goes and scores. Some great dribbles in the area after Mané has served him the ball.
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Salah Hat Trick.

Allow myself to smug myself :D
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Bobby off and gets a big Klopp bear hug (i'm not jealous, really I don't even care, I don't want a Klopp hug. Ever. So there. Pfffftt)

Ing on.

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78 Ings is on, Bobby is off.
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Mane might not be on the scoring sheet but he's done some impressive work today.
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79 Watford open us up but Matip blocks Okaka's shot. Excellent by the defender.
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83 Lovely ball from Mané to Ings who lashes one straight at the keeper who palms away.
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83 MIlner gets the ball outside the area. Spots a Liverpool player in the box and tries to take him out with the shot.
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Some of Sadio's passes have been beautiful.
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84 GOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!!  SALAAAAAAH!

Incredible football from Liverpool. Salah plays in Ings who again drives straight at the keeper. The rebound goes out to Salah who thumps it home.
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While Harry Kane gently weeps..
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Lovely work by Ings/Salah.
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84 GOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLL!!!!  SALAAAAAAH!
Poor Ings just can't find the back of the net.

Should get the assist though

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Ings just cannot score!

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86 Milner finds Sadio with a lovely lofted pass but he can't get the first touch quite right and it gets away from him.
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