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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #40 on: May 4, 2018, 03:31:01 pm »
Also, the state of Jimmy Anderson's hair now :lmao

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #41 on: May 4, 2018, 03:39:51 pm »
Certainly did. :D That’s  the student bar in Headingley isn’t it? Also made it to the club with the revolving dance floor.  Leeds has got it all!

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #42 on: May 4, 2018, 03:43:15 pm »
Planet Earth  :D

That’s the one! The dance floor broke and had to be restarted by a bunch of pissed up twats swiping their feet in unison as if all on kids’ scooters.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #43 on: May 4, 2018, 05:08:32 pm »
Gurney and Ball did a great job to get Notts an extra batting point. They put on 27 for the final wicket. Broad has just removed Adams in his first over. Amla is the big wicket.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #44 on: May 4, 2018, 05:18:51 pm »
Yorkshire....

Sorry, can't think of any way of continuing that sentence.

Let's talk about Jimmy's hair instead.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #45 on: May 4, 2018, 05:29:08 pm »
Yorkshire....

Sorry, can't think of any way of continuing that sentence.

Let's talk about Jimmy's hair instead.

Turned grey overnight at the thought of having to bail out Stoneman, Vince and co for another year!

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #46 on: May 4, 2018, 05:31:26 pm »
Turned grey overnight at the thought of having to bail out Stoneman, Vince and co for another year!

Grey would look better! Looks like he's bleached it.

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« Reply #47 on: May 4, 2018, 05:33:33 pm »
Grey would look better! Looks like he's bleached it.

Looks like a silver fox doesn’t he? I swear I’m going colour blind!

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #48 on: May 4, 2018, 05:35:45 pm »
Is he channelling Ravanelli perhaps?
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #49 on: May 4, 2018, 05:41:15 pm »
Come on Notts, run through these here. Broad looks in top nick by the way. Amla and Vince are at the crease now.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #50 on: May 4, 2018, 05:53:33 pm »
Bairstow, opening Yorkshire’s second innings, equals the side’s first innings score in just 42 balls and is then bowled by Siddle (for 50). But the Tykes are back in it!
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #51 on: May 4, 2018, 05:54:54 pm »
Bairstow, opening Yorkshire’s second innings, equals the side’s first innings score in just 42 balls and is then bowled by Siddle (for 50). But the Tykes are back in it!

Siddle was great for us when he had a stint at Trent Bridge. As was Pattinson last year, that lad can bowl. Thank god the Aussies can hardly ever get him on the field.


Fletcher gets Vince! We've got them wobbling, need to apply a knockout blow.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #52 on: May 4, 2018, 06:38:44 pm »
Siddle was great for us when he had a stint at Trent Bridge. As was Pattinson last year, that lad can bowl. Thank god the Aussies can hardly ever get him on the field.


Fletcher gets Vince! We've got them wobbling, need to apply a knockout blow.

Didn’t realise you were a Notts fan Gerald. Do you call everyone ‘me duck ‘?

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #53 on: May 5, 2018, 12:06:21 pm »
Didn’t realise you were a Notts fan Gerald. Do you call everyone ‘me duck ‘?

Yep, north Notts through and through. Don't really say 'me duck' but just 'duck' is definitely very commonplace.

Amla is absolutely top quality. We've got Broad, Ball, Gurney and Fletcher playing and he's making them look like pub bowlers. We're doing a decent job of getting the others out for not many though.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #54 on: May 5, 2018, 12:44:25 pm »
Samit gets Amla! Huge wicket.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #55 on: May 5, 2018, 01:14:42 pm »
Teenager (and England U19 skipper) Harry Brook scores maiden century for Yorks v Essex. Keighley lad.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #56 on: May 6, 2018, 12:43:13 pm »
I'm happy they continue to overlook Patel for England but how Dawson has got a look in ahead of him recently is beyond me. Samit is in a different class altogether.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #57 on: May 6, 2018, 03:06:40 pm »
Notts declare on 389-9 and set Hamsphire 469 to win. Let's see if we can rip a few out this afternoon.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #58 on: May 6, 2018, 03:59:50 pm »
Yorkshire going well at Chelmsford

Currently Yorkshire are 50/9 after winning the toss and batting :lmao

Only Ballance has made it to double figures. Yorkshire side has Ballance, Root, Bairstow, Pujara, Lyth and Bresnen in it.

Somerset 91/1 at Old Trafford.

EDIT: Yorkshire all out for 50. Their lowest score for for 45 years.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #59 on: May 6, 2018, 10:26:20 pm »
No idea how Yorkshire managed to win that game
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #60 on: May 6, 2018, 10:42:38 pm »
No idea how Yorkshire managed to win that game


Pure grit!

And also having Ben Coad to open the bowling. Last season he showed immense promise. This year he’s started like a train. The county should enjoy him while it lasts because very soon he’ll be bowling for England.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #61 on: May 7, 2018, 02:49:16 pm »
Fair play to Broad, he's running in and trying his heart out for us here. Hampshire are 6 down and Dawson retired hurt with what looked like a finger injury earlier on. What a player Amla is though.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #62 on: May 7, 2018, 04:41:20 pm »
Big win for Notts and we consolidate our position at the top of the table.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #63 on: May 7, 2018, 08:34:05 pm »
Lancs drew. Still winless. Actually made a decent first innings score thanks to a double ton from Vilas. And quite promising to see Parkinson the leggie take a 5fer today.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #64 on: May 8, 2018, 01:11:17 pm »
Any further thoughts on this match Dave? ;D

Didn't watch it. Just followed the score. My boss is from Colchester and was pissed right off. Though that might just be because he's from Essex.

How did Glamorgan get on?
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #65 on: May 8, 2018, 02:47:42 pm »
Didn't watch it. Just followed the score. My boss is from Colchester and was pissed right off. Though that might just be because he's from Essex.

How did Glamorgan get on?

Lost our first game of the season unfortunately but it was to a quality Kent side so no shame in that. We're plucky little fighters on a minuscule budget, we'll rise again.

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« Reply #66 on: May 8, 2018, 02:57:27 pm »
Lost our first game of the season unfortunately but it was to a quality Kent side so no shame in that. We're plucky little fighters on a minuscule budget, we'll rise again.

Fair play. Hope they string a few wins together.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #67 on: May 11, 2018, 11:59:10 am »
Notts v Lancs is underway. Notts are batting first and are currently 35-1. All the big guns are playing for both sides.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #68 on: May 11, 2018, 12:09:06 pm »
Big guns playing for Yorkshire too who currently have Surrey on the rack at 43 for 3.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #69 on: May 11, 2018, 12:20:34 pm »
Need a big innings from Ross Taylor here!

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« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2018, 12:26:50 pm »
He's gone now. We're in some bother here.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2018, 12:32:06 pm »
What a bowler Graham Onions is, shame he's had such injury problems during his career
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« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2018, 12:37:35 pm »
He's gone now. We're in some bother here.

I wouldn’t worry. Whatever you score, we’ll halve it!

Looked at the table earlier. Yorkshire have managed to get 2 wins despite only picking up 2 batting bonus points so far!

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« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2018, 03:04:20 pm »
Notts 133 all out. Nice.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2018, 03:10:44 pm »
Notts 133 all out. Nice.

How many will Hameed get today?

I say 7.

EDIT: That includes 7 not out by stumps.
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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #75 on: May 11, 2018, 03:47:24 pm »
This one is over already I fear. Our batting is so flimsy, will be even worse when Taylor leaves.

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« Reply #76 on: May 11, 2018, 03:51:13 pm »
How many will Hameed get today?

I say 7.

EDIT: That includes 7 not out by stumps.

Hopefully 0, he’s not opening.

Davies and Jennings opening. Davies has always been a keeper but hasn’t kept in the last couple of games but seems to have been converted into an opener instead.

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Re: 2018 County Cricket Thread
« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2018, 04:29:17 pm »
This one is over already I fear.

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« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2018, 04:33:24 pm »
Nice try.

Nah, this isn't a pitch that should see a collapse. Just poor batting from us. You're already approaching our total and haven't even lost a wicket. Could be an innings defeat for us.

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« Reply #79 on: May 11, 2018, 04:38:33 pm »
Nah, this isn't a pitch that should see a collapse. Just poor batting from us. You're already approaching our total and haven't even lost a wicket. Could be an innings defeat for us.

Might lose a day to rain on Sunday if you're lucky.

Davies has gone now so Hameed will be looking to hand some initiative back to Notts shortly.

The future of England's top order at the crease now.
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