Author Topic: CL: Maribor 0 v Liverpool 7 (Bob 4' 53', Phil '13, Mo 19' 40' Ox 86' TAA 90')  (Read 34609 times)

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Maribor make some changes. I could type the names out but I doubt it would mean anything to anyone here.[/b]
".......ič and ..........ivič"?

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59 - We're knocking the ball around confidently again.

There's more goals in this if we fancy scoring them. They look mentally done with 30 mins to go.

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Must say that Phil is looking sharper as the game progresses

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In other news, Homebaked Anfield are painfully close to 50% of their £5k target. You can read about it and donate here: https://www.gofundme.com/homebaked-anfield-break-in

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Maribor appear to have gone into full on damage limitation mode - all 10 behind the middle line - not bothering to counter.

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Spartak 2-1 up.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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65' Tempo has gone down as Liverpool kick the ball around, saving energy.
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65' Tempo has gone down as Liverpool kick the ball around, saving energy.

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Sturridge about to come on.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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66 Maribor with a rare venture in to the Liverpool box. Matip clears.
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(I originally typed "finish him" into google for a suitable image - I really wish I hadn't!!!  :o )

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67 Firmino off, Sturridge on.
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(I originally typed "finish him" into google for a suitable image - I really wish I hadn't!!!  :o )

Oh my days :lmao
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Can's been excellent today.
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69 Through ball from them but Karius races out and clears.
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A karaoke competition has broken out in the stadium.
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71 And Liverpool win a corner. Cleared.
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A karaoke competition has broken out in the stadium.
What's being sung? Schlager? Polka? IN other news, Spartak 3.

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69 Through ball from them but Karius races out and clears.
Karius comes early to snuff out the danger - good to know that he hasn't fallen asleep

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What's being sung? Schlager? Polka? IN other news, Spartak 3.

If I hear him correctly he sings "A shot on goal, I want a shot on goal".
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Let's hear it for Millie, he's been sensational today, absolutely everywhere.
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What's being sung? Schlager? Polka? IN other news, Spartak 3.
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Spartak 3-1
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Dortmund at 1:1 just hit the bar.

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Let's hear it for Millie, he's been sensational today, absolutely everywhere.

Him and Can both. Wijni a bit more subdued.
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Let's hear it for Millie, he's been sensational today, absolutely everywhere.
Amazing what a good long rest can do

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Can's been excellent today.
Let's hear it for Millie, he's been sensational today, absolutely everywhere.

Both have been cracking, plus Moreno too. Up and down the left with energy to spare.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Let's hear it for Millie, he's been sensational today, absolutely everywhere.
Let's hear it for Willie, he's been a sensational commentator today, absolutely everywhere.

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Solanke about to come on. Buvac reads him a story first.
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Yeah but what's the City score?
Still 2-0......penno to Napoli again

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Still 2-0......penno to Napoli again
SCORED! 2-1 now.

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Is it that garish kit that's making Liverpool players see better?

Blinding the opposition

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75 Gini off for Solanke.
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76 Handanovic kicks it to Ox, he breaks through but his shot is saved.
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76' Corner in, bit of pinball, Solanke shot blocked and its away, but with us.
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Over to the right way round please?!
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Seems Solankes playing behind Sturridge.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.