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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2018, 01:19:40 am »
Quote from: 24/7 on January 13, 2018, 12:40:28 am
"He done it 5 times. He doen it five tiiiii-iiii-iiiiimes. In Örebro, he done it five times!"

Congrats mate but tell the missus she has 6 to go before you get your own footie team :wave

I've done "it" more than 5 times to be honest. You need practice to get things this right.
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2018, 01:22:19 am »
He's done it six times.....
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #42 on: January 13, 2018, 01:26:26 am »
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on January 13, 2018, 01:17:43 am
Thanks everybody. 5th time and it's still as miraculous as ever.

How does the wife feel? Besides, tired.
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #43 on: January 13, 2018, 01:28:47 am »
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on January 12, 2018, 11:25:54 pm
Number 5 has now arrived. A little baby girl.

Congratulations Gdubya!!!
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #44 on: January 13, 2018, 02:29:50 am »
Quote from: Chakan on January 13, 2018, 01:26:26 am
How does the wife feel? Besides, tired.

Like she's been run over by a truck, I think. What they go through to set children to this world. First she has to put up with me, then experience pain beyond comprehension.

Quote from: Harinder on January 13, 2018, 01:28:47 am
Congratulations Gdubya!!!

Thank you Harinder. <3

Quote from: 24/7 on January 13, 2018, 01:22:19 am
He's done it six times.....

That sounds about right. I know because I can count the times on one hand. ;D
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2018, 02:33:21 am »
Quote from: 24/7 on January 13, 2018, 12:40:28 am
"He done it 5 times. He doen it five tiiiii-iiii-iiiiimes. In Örebro, he done it five times!"

Congrats mate but tell the missus she has 6 to go before you get your own footie team :wave

:lmao

We know have the starting lineup for an icehockey team at least. :)
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2018, 02:35:31 am »
Thank you each and everyone in this thread. I'm bursting with pride. 9 months ago I was bursting with something else.

Seriously though, I do appreciate you all taking the time to congratulate us.

Now for some sleep.
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2018, 07:37:46 am »
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2018, 08:17:54 am »
Congrats willie (and Willie!)

In a few years time, it’ll be like the scene from the Meaning of Life opposite Willie’s gaff. “Well what are we then dear?”
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2018, 08:38:33 am »
Congratulations, mate. Start saving for all the grandkids you're gonna have with 5........and tie a knot in it :o
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2018, 08:43:13 am »
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on January 12, 2018, 11:37:08 pm
I can now confirm that the missus is pregnant with number 6. ;D
:D Congratulations :wave
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 5 Kids
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2018, 09:40:04 am »
Congrats Willie!


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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 6 Kids
« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2018, 01:04:43 am »
Willie I can't keep doing this you've broken me and I'm tired...I'm going to have to change the damn title again.  :no
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has 6 Kids
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2018, 09:46:44 pm »
There isn't a 6th kid yet. Change it back. :)
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has At Least 5 Kids That He's Aware Of.....
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2018, 10:07:05 pm »
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on January 13, 2018, 02:29:50 am
Like she's been run over by a truck, I think. What they go through to set children to this world. First she has to put up with me, then experience pain beyond comprehension.

Thank you Harinder. <3

That sounds about right. I know because I can count the times on one hand. ;D

She'd probably be glad to get run over by a truck before the next sexual escapade I reckon

Congrats.  :D
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has At Least 5 Kids That He's Aware Of.....
« Reply #55 on: January 17, 2018, 09:40:28 am »
Right, who's the cheeky git who changed the title. ;D
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has At Least 5 Kids That He's Aware Of.....
« Reply #56 on: January 17, 2018, 09:41:03 am »
Quote from: Ziltoid on January 15, 2018, 10:07:05 pm
She'd probably be glad to get run over by a truck before the next sexual escapade I reckon

Congrats.  :D

Thanks.

It's getting to the time where I have a procedure done.
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has At Least 5 Kids That He's Aware Of.....
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2018, 04:22:26 pm »
Quote from: Groundskeeper Willie on January 17, 2018, 09:41:03 am
Thanks.

It's getting to the time where I have a procedure done.

I'm a proud member of the vasectomy club mate. I'm also expecting twins on Thursday, so that's not 100 per cent either. These will put me up to 4, still 1 shy of you
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has At Least 5 Kids That He's Aware Of.....
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2018, 05:40:28 pm »
Quote from: Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero on January 23, 2018, 04:22:26 pm
I'm a proud member of the vasectomy club mate. I'm also expecting twins on Thursday, so that's not 100 per cent either. These will put me up to 4, still 1 shy of you
If they're boys, you have to call them Harry and Houdini!
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Re: Groundskeeper Willie Has At Least 5 Kids That He's Aware Of.....
« Reply #59 on: January 26, 2018, 09:11:21 am »
Quote from: Working Class Hen-Pecked Hero on January 23, 2018, 04:22:26 pm
I'm a proud member of the vasectomy club mate. I'm also expecting twins on Thursday, so that's not 100 per cent either. These will put me up to 4, still 1 shy of you

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