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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #720 on: July 6, 2017, 12:31:39 am »
Am I the only one who thinks that Steve Bruce looks like a slightly older, more tanned Peter Kay?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #721 on: July 6, 2017, 12:59:06 am »
Am I the only one who thinks that Steve Bruce looks like a slightly older, more tanned Peter Kay?

He always reminds me of Les Dawson in drag.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #722 on: July 6, 2017, 01:07:14 am »
Am I the only one who thinks that Steve Bruce looks like a slightly older, more tanned Peter Kay?

I dislike both of them, so not sure who that insults more! ;D

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #723 on: July 6, 2017, 12:34:11 pm »
Put that man's arse in a spoiler ffs, nearly got found out at work!

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #724 on: July 6, 2017, 12:38:20 pm »
John Terry, Fathead and the small time Villa 'faithful' together at last, what a time to be alive

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #725 on: July 6, 2017, 09:50:23 pm »
Is it my phone screen or has Fathead bleached his hair? :o

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #726 on: July 6, 2017, 09:51:20 pm »
Is it my phone screen or has Fathead bleached his hair? :o

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #727 on: July 6, 2017, 10:00:57 pm »
Is it my phone screen or has Fathead bleached his hair? :o

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #728 on: July 6, 2017, 10:37:24 pm »
Head like a bleachball, he's got a head like a bleachball
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #729 on: August 15, 2017, 09:48:36 pm »
Doing some sterling work there, are Fathead and Rentboy. Couldn't happen to a nicer set of c*nts.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #730 on: August 15, 2017, 10:00:11 pm »
Doing some sterling work there, are Fathead and Rentboy. Couldn't happen to a nicer set of c*nts.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #731 on: August 15, 2017, 10:52:30 pm »
Going down before they come back up. Fuck off you gobshites  :wave
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #733 on: August 16, 2017, 02:00:58 am »
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #734 on: August 16, 2017, 09:19:45 am »
Am I the only one who thinks that Steve Bruce looks like a slightly older, more tanned Peter Kay?
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #735 on: August 16, 2017, 09:20:28 am »
about time the fat blagging bastard was found out....terrible manager who's sides play terrible football

but

he'll get sacked.....do some media work ....and then return to the Premier league as manager of Stoke/Palace/West Ham/Leicester/Swansea........such is the backwardass way of footy, a profession that constantly rewards failure and imposters
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #736 on: August 16, 2017, 10:20:24 am »
about time the fat blagging bastard was found out....terrible manager who's sides play terrible football

but

he'll get sacked.....do some media work ....and then return to the Premier league as manager of Stoke/Palace/West Ham/Leicester/Swansea........such is the backwardass way of footy, a profession that constantly rewards failure and imposters


he seems incredibly well connected in the media, when e gets the boot it will be spun as not his fault

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #737 on: August 16, 2017, 10:44:10 am »
According to a villa fan I know Coutinho has been making noises about wanting to leave since the day he joined. There you go everyone. Fact.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #738 on: May 26, 2018, 07:26:36 pm »



Hard lines you useless bunch of whoppers    :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #739 on: May 27, 2018, 09:09:51 am »
One if yesterday’s few positives!

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #740 on: May 27, 2018, 09:30:09 am »
Hard lines you useless bunch of whoppers    :lmao :lmao :lmao
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #741 on: May 27, 2018, 09:33:16 am »


Is that Fernando Alonso in the back?

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #742 on: May 27, 2018, 09:34:47 am »
Hard lines you useless bunch of whoppers    :lmao :lmao :lmao

Nice one Paul

Just back from Kiev and I was really hoping someone had revisited this

Cheered me up a bit.

:)

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #743 on: May 27, 2018, 09:53:39 am »
Hard lines you useless bunch of whoppers    :lmao :lmao :lmao

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #744 on: May 27, 2018, 04:25:07 pm »
Nice one Paul

Just back from Kiev and I was really hoping someone had revisited this

Cheered me up a bit.

:)
I hope you had a good trip Pete.

I'm not a Liverpool fan as everybody knows but if I were, I'd be so damn proud of the team, all of them, and the Manager.

That dirty c*nt should have been sent off for his foul on Salah, and then it becomes a totally different game.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #745 on: May 27, 2018, 04:38:34 pm »
I hope you had a good trip Pete.

I'm not a Liverpool fan as everybody knows but if I were, I'd be so damn proud of the team, all of them, and the Manager.

That dirty c*nt should have been sent off for his foul on Salah, and then it becomes a totally different game.

Mind that time that Villa fans didn’t want that ‘fat Spanish waiter’ in charge of them a few years back?

It is credit to Newcastle fans, who were in a similar precarious situation, how they were euphoric with being linked to Rafa. Different club, different fans - no surprise to see which one ended up the right way with all that common sense.

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #746 on: May 27, 2018, 04:47:21 pm »
Mind that time that Villa fans didn’t want that ‘fat Spanish waiter’ in charge of them a few years back?

It is credit to Newcastle fans, who were in a similar precarious situation, how they were euphoric with being linked to Rafa. Different club, different fans - no surprise to see which one ended up the right way with all that common sense.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #747 on: May 27, 2018, 07:57:40 pm »
Only just heard about this. I have a Villa supporting friend who despises Liverpool for no apparent reason. Happy they're staying far away from the Premier League.

Edit - For some reason I thought they were in League One not the Championship, so I guess they aren't that far away. Shows how much I follow lower leagues.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #748 on: May 27, 2018, 09:11:28 pm »
Only just seen this.  ;D

So, Fulham score on 23 and play the last 20 with 10 men, and Villa still can't even force extra time?

Useless whoppers! :lmao
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #749 on: May 27, 2018, 09:46:57 pm »
Ahhh, can you still 'smell the Hot Dogs' Stevie?
glad they have stayed put, never really used to mind the villa during 80's & 90's but some of the fans i have met over recent years has made me kind of not want to see them do well.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #750 on: May 27, 2018, 09:47:20 pm »
Only just heard about this. I have a Villa supporting friend who despises Liverpool for no apparent reason. Happy they're staying far away from the Premier League.

Edit - For some reason I thought they were in League One not the Championship, so I guess they aren't that far away. Shows how much I follow lower leagues.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #752 on: May 28, 2018, 06:44:03 am »
 

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #753 on: May 28, 2018, 07:06:18 am »
Fuck Aston Villa

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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #754 on: May 28, 2018, 01:03:15 pm »
Derailing this but the dirty c*nt should have been sent off for his elbow on Karius and not on Salah.

As for Villa, always a pleasure to see their fans suffer. Horrible entitled bunch and please enjoy a third consecutive year in the Championship.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #755 on: May 28, 2018, 02:26:33 pm »
If my memory serves me correctly, the parachute payments get cut in the third year after relegation. The pressure will be on the to make a good start as well as on their budget.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #756 on: May 28, 2018, 02:28:42 pm »
If my memory serves me correctly, the parachute payments get cut in the third year after relegation. The pressure will be on the to make a good start as well as on their budget.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #757 on: May 28, 2018, 03:26:46 pm »
Because I am looking after a snoozing toddler, I bothered to look this up.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-parachute-payments-when-11161706

£15 million less to spend will not only impact the kind of money they can spend on players, but also wages. Fat heads salary will surely come in to question.
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #758 on: May 28, 2018, 03:47:00 pm »
Steve Bruce needs to lay off the red meat, he's crimson. Blood pressure through the roof

In his after match interviews he looks like he's been tackling a blaze
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Re: HAPPY ASTON VILLA OFFICIAL RELEGATION DAY EVERYONE!
« Reply #759 on: May 28, 2018, 05:24:43 pm »
John Terry and Aston Villa, tied together and in the bin

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