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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #80 on: April 20, 2010, 11:17:29 am »
One of the best threads for a long time. I am in stitches here.

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #81 on: April 20, 2010, 11:24:48 am »
sorry to hear that lad.
My sister in law has been robbed twice, she works in a bookies.
once they came into the shop, the other they tried to get into the car with her in it. lucky she had the doors locked, but they tried beating the windows in without success.

glad your alright though. i hate thugs.

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #82 on: April 20, 2010, 11:49:45 am »
You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

That's the funniest thing I've read on RAWK for a long long time. :lmao
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #83 on: April 20, 2010, 12:58:21 pm »
They're targetting the bookie workers

I read it as wookie burkas, for, erm, muslim wookies.

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #84 on: April 20, 2010, 01:56:19 pm »
That's the funniest thing I've read on RAWK for a long long time. :lmao

ha :)

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #85 on: June 22, 2010, 09:36:57 pm »
I useda work for the company that changes the Fruities and LBO's in the bookies, and I knew atleast 4 birds in different shops that said they's been mugged, and pocketed the doe,  so the question is, why the fuck didnt you keep that 5k in your pocket and say nothin?

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #86 on: June 22, 2010, 09:55:00 pm »
Sister in Laws works for her Cousin, who has a couple of Jewellers shops selling expensive stuff. They got raided last year by 4 blokes, sledgehammer to smash through the main door, then into the display cases. In and out in about 25 seconds and got roughly £1 million worth of stuff.

Seen the CCTV of the raid and the best bit is watching the security guard leg it out the back as they come through the door.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #87 on: June 22, 2010, 09:57:38 pm »
I useda work for the company that changes the Fruities and LBO's in the bookies, and I knew atleast 4 birds in different shops that said they's been mugged, and pocketed the doe,  so the question is, why the fuck didnt you keep that 5k in your pocket and say nothin?

If I had a pound for everytime I got asked that question...
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #88 on: June 22, 2010, 09:58:48 pm »
If I had a pound for everytime I got asked that question...

...you'd probably get mugged and hand it all over
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #89 on: June 22, 2010, 10:00:37 pm »
Quote from: Party Phil on Today at 09:58:48 PM
...you'd probably get mugged and hand it all over
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #90 on: June 22, 2010, 10:12:17 pm »
...you'd probably get mugged and hand it all over

Haha only jokin fella, i got mugged few weeks ago walkin from town nearly got stabbed but I was bladded so just give up and they robbed me phone, didnt think of it at the time like but scary thinking back to it.

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #92 on: June 22, 2010, 10:27:09 pm »
Haha only jokin fella, i got mugged few weeks ago walkin from town nearly got stabbed but I was bladded so just give up and they robbed me phone, didnt think of it at the time like but scary thinking back to it.
My Dad was nearly mugged by a guy with a knife. My Dad ended up breaking his arm though by grabbing his hand, pulling it towards him so his arm was straight and smashing up on the elbow. Not that I recommend doing this when being mugged, he was a black belt.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #93 on: February 17, 2011, 04:34:52 pm »
Thought that this deserved a bump, haha

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #94 on: February 17, 2011, 04:38:10 pm »
Thought that this deserved a bump, haha

Read this the other night for the first time. Fuckin hilarious
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #95 on: April 27, 2011, 08:57:00 am »
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #96 on: April 29, 2011, 05:03:58 am »
you'll prolly get hit again

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #97 on: April 29, 2011, 05:43:20 am »
You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #98 on: April 29, 2011, 06:16:35 am »
I was reading this while the ex was on the phone pouring her heart out.

Amazing. I was crying trying not to laugh out loud.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #99 on: April 29, 2011, 07:11:03 am »
Isnt really til after it you feel the complete effects.
in his case he was feeling it the moment the guy got behind him.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #100 on: April 29, 2011, 10:23:56 am »
Sorry 50 quid in change?Swing the fucking thing and crack the fella with the bat in the head..

Easy to say sitting comfortably behind your computer screen.

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #101 on: April 29, 2011, 01:55:36 pm »
Easy to say sitting comfortably behind your computer screen.

When you've a split second to weigh up the options and the potential repercussions from them.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #102 on: November 9, 2015, 01:31:39 pm »
Class.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #103 on: November 9, 2015, 05:39:41 pm »
What's that, 4½ years later?
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #104 on: November 10, 2015, 08:50:29 am »
What's that, 4½ years later?

There or thereabouts, yes.
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #105 on: November 10, 2015, 11:58:46 am »
Wonder how many other RAWKites have been taken from behind with an extendable baton for £50 in the last 4 and a half years?

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #106 on: October 20, 2017, 03:34:23 pm »
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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #107 on: October 20, 2017, 04:38:38 pm »
Wonder how many other RAWKites have been taken from behind with an extendable baton for £50 in the last 4 and a half years?
At least a few more by now! ;D

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Re: Just been armed robbed.
« Reply #108 on: November 4, 2019, 09:37:47 pm »
...you'd probably get mugged and hand it all over

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