Topic: Just been armed robbed.

[Something Else]

You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

topic heading rechange i reckon

[adopted_scouser]

Faggot.  I bet they were both 'armless really.

[RMG]

Faggot.  I bet they were both 'armless really.

How would they take the £50 then. 

[wardides]

Faggot.  I bet they were both 'armless really.

Police have released a picture of one of the suspects...

[Kiko Narváez]

i hope you're ok man..

[Raz]

I hope you're ok mate, but brilliant thread!!

[redy]

You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

[bryanod]

[blert596]

Wow. What are the odds on that happening?

[Aristotle]

Hope yer alright lad and all but this thread really is fantastic

[And Could He Play]

First thing that popped into my head as well. 

[Cochise]

If your a lurker that never posts or even if ya do post never ever ever ever ever tell these bastards your problems, they'll just take the piss.

[Mr Boat]

If your a lurker that never posts or even if ya do post never ever ever ever ever tell these bastards your problems, they'll just take the piss.

With 6000 posts you should have really known that already

[wardides]

If your a lurker that never posts or even if ya do post never ever ever ever ever tell these bastards your problems, they'll just take the piss.

I was actually just thinking.Some lads 14 year old dead cat got more sympathy then you..Talk about kickin a man while he's down eh!In all seriousness though hope youre ok,have been robbed meself whilst working in a shop.Isnt really til after it you feel the complete effects.

[scouser4eva]

If your a lurker that never posts or even if ya do post never ever ever ever ever tell these bastards your problems, they'll just take the piss.

As long as your o.k and the Batton didnt seriously damage your ass hole thats the main thing here!

[exiledintheUSA]

Armed Robbery? Ha ha.

You had a bag a change mugged off yoos by two 12 year olds.

[mildale]

The anal trauma will be worse than the psychological trauma, it will heal... in time.

[Ycuzz]

They're targetting the bookie workers

In my luvverly drnukeness I read tha as bookie wonkers

[Ycuzz]

You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

Hahahaha

Soerry mate, but gotta laugh at that.

Hope you're ok man

[Mouth]

If your a lurker that never posts or even if ya do post never ever ever ever ever tell these bastards your problems, they'll just take the piss.

We kid because we care.

[Perkins]

What are the odds?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

T'Chuffin piggin Bastudds trurrd ta turk murr legs int all.T'Tuttin t'twats......Im reet urkin pursed t'off!!

[MidwestWool]

T'Chuffin piggin Bastudds trurrd ta turk murr legs int all.T'Tuttin t'twats......Im reet urkin pursed t'off!!

Not him again!!!

Some brilliant replies here!

[macca888]

T'Chuffin piggin Bastudds trurrd ta turk murr legs int all.T'Tuttin t'twats......Im reet urkin pursed t'off!!

Mick McCarthy looks like a cross between Jon Holmes, Biggles and the construction worker out of the Village People.

[Una cerveza, por favor]

Typical Germans.

[StevenLFC]

Poor lad gets mugged and RAWKites just take the piss.


Shame on you all.

[El Rey, por favor]

I work for a brothel and was going for a wank over the takings and 2 scrotey little scruffy c*nts in hoodies with an expandable police baton bummed me. Fucking right up the shitter, was shaking like a shitting dog for about an hour after it. Is it armed robbery with a bat? I dunno but it was scarey like.
 
Thankfully they never hit me. The thing that really pissed me off though is when i spoke to the area manager and they said "bloody hell...how much did they get?" Not "are you ok?" or anything, he didn't even ask how I was until I said I was really shaken.
 
 
 

[gaztop08]

Do you have a description of them.I,ll keep a look out for ya.

If I spot them do you want your 50 quid back?

[macca888]

Do you have a description of them.I,ll keep a look out for ya.

If I spot them do you want your 50 quid back?

The CCTV revealed he had his eyes closed mate so he couldn't give a very good description to the bizzies.

[Trotterwatch]

Hope you're ok, if it helps I once got mugged by some 2 smackheads with a knife... only had 50p on me, lol  Gave it em, a few weeks later I spot them in town when I'm with some mates, they got chinned all about the place.

These fuckers will get it too one day, I bet ya.

[Brian Blessed]

Poor lad gets mugged and RAWKites just take the piss.


Shame on you all.

Give us your wallet!

[wardides]

Give us your wallet!

His pockets, check his f*cking pockets

[StevenLFC]

Give us your wallet!

His pockets, check his f*cking pockets

The joke's on you. I am a ninja, well either that or a Muslim lady.

[Moldyman]

hahaha first of all, this thread is fucking brilliant!

Sorry to hear about it though mate and we all do hope your okay. Really. The pisstaking was to be expected surely? (dont call me shirley)

[Lady_brandybuck]

I hope you are ok, I hate everytime I heard someone is robbed...

But I couldn't help but laugh at the replies!!!

[Solomon Grundy]

T'Chuffin piggin Bastudds trurrd ta turk murr legs int all.T'Tuttin t'twats......Im reet urkin pursed t'off!!

 

[Hulting]

hope everything is okay with you.

[TheoRacle]

How much did they get?

[Garstonite]

You saying you were taken from behind with an extendable baton for 50 quid?

The single greatest post I've seen on here in months.

[JimmyGrunt]

have been robbed meself whilst working in a shop.Isnt really til after it you feel the complete effects.

Badum-tish!!