Author Topic: E Mail Scam Maria Khumalo (Read 284973 times)

SP · « **Reply #40 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:52:19 pm »

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Return-path: <billgates@hotmail.com>
Received: from hotmail.com ([207.68.163.88])
   by mymailserver ([192.168.0.2])
   with SMTP (MDaemon.PRO.vxxxxxx)
   for <me>; Fri, 09 Jul 2004 14:20:00 +0100
Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC;
    Fri, 9 Jul 2004 06:16:51 -0700
Received: from xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx by sea1fd.sea1.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP;
   Fri, 09 Jul 2004 13:16:51 GMT
X-Originating-IP: [xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx]
X-Originating-Email: [billgates@hotmail.com]
X-Sender: billgates@hotmail.com
From: "Bill Gates" <billgates@hotmail.com>
To: me
Bcc:
Subject: Have some Money
Date: Fri, 09 Jul 2004 13:16:51 +0000
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html
Message-ID: <Sea1-F88nf9AisQHETN00003c2f@hotmail.com>

The above is a mail header I extracted from a Mail I received in outlook. I have removed all of my account details (paranoid, moi?) and replaced the senders IP address with xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx.

Web mail is not nearly as anonymous as people think it is.

RedZen · « **Reply #41 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:54:48 pm »

Brilliant stuff mate!

Hattori Hanzo · « **Reply #42 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:55:29 pm »

Cool, could be handy in the pursuit of spammers.

Mudface_ · « **Reply #43 on:** September 27, 2006, 12:58:34 pm »

GMail omits this info from the header I believe, so you'd be OK with that.

djphal · « **Reply #44 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:09:31 pm »

thankyou all for your kind words!

i am a bit worried now! what if marie hacks in, she wants to bum me you know!

djphal · « **Reply #45 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:21:01 pm »

just got this off 419 eater

Question.
How do I contact the scammers without using my real email address?

Answer.
Well, there are plenty of web based free email services you can use. Of course the first one the comes to mind is Hotmail, although I've noticed some scammers don't like to converse with Hotmail account holders. Google Mail (Gmail) is another very good webmail service. Just do a search for "free email" or "free webmail" in Google and you'll find plenty to satisfy you.

Question.
My friend got a 419 email in his Inbox, can I reply to a scammer even if the initial email was not sent to my email address?

Answer.
Yes! They really don't care who you are, as long as they think they may be able to screw you out of a few grand! If you have a scammer email, just remember to remove the original addressees email address for the body text before you reply.

my plan is to tell her I got arrested at the airport with 27 grand in my wallet!

NickoH · « **Reply #46 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:21:15 pm »

I got the same scam mail to me, to which I replied -

FUCK OFF

Nothing came back

RedJedi · « **Reply #47 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:23:51 pm »

Quote from: djphal on September 27, 2006, 01:21:01 pm

my plan is to tell her I got arrested at the airport with 27 grand in my wallet!

You must have a really big wallet

djphal · « **Reply #48 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:27:05 pm »

Quote from: NickoH on September 27, 2006, 01:21:15 pm

I got the same scam mail to me, to which I replied -

FUCK OFF

Nothing came back

this way is a lot more fun! its kept us all entertained in work!

djphal · « **Reply #49 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:27:56 pm »

Quote from: RedJedi on September 27, 2006, 01:23:51 pm

You must have a really big wallet

ill tell her i put some in my socks some around my balls, some up my ass

she believes whatever i tell her!! what can i do ? she loves me

NickoH · « **Reply #50 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:28:32 pm »

Quote from: djphal on September 27, 2006, 01:27:05 pm

this way is a lot more fun! its kept us all entertained in work!

I'm not going to be hunted down and bummed though

Great read

djphal · « **Reply #51 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:33:52 pm »

Quote from: NickoH on September 27, 2006, 01:28:32 pm

I'm not going to be hunted down and bummed though

Great read

Haha the only one doing the bumming is me!!!

veritas1616 · « **Reply #52 on:** September 27, 2006, 01:46:03 pm »

Quote from: djphal on September 27, 2006, 01:09:31 pm

thankyou all for your kind words!

i am a bit worried now! what if marie hacks in, she wants to bum me you know!

Is she expecting you on a flight today? If so can I be your brother? I will explain how I drove you to the airport earlier today; but you had a bout of projectile vomiting in the departure lounge. You are now in A&E, but the good news is I am now in possession of 27K cash. Can we still do the deal?

Mavis Cruet · « **Reply #53 on:** September 27, 2006, 05:47:37 pm »

You are coming across like a proper psycho in those emails yet she (probably a he) still wants to meet up! Hysterical!

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #54 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:00:47 pm »

Quote from: djphal on September 27, 2006, 12:18:02 pm

check out the home made passport!!! that isnt me by the way and my name isnt phil lowe either!!

I guessed that after the first piccie.

You are a right wind up!!!

Welshred · « **Reply #55 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:02:20 pm »

That's funny as fuck!!!

misskopite · « **Reply #56 on:** September 27, 2006, 06:28:02 pm »

Quote from: Mavis Cruet on September 27, 2006, 05:47:37 pm

You are coming across like a proper psycho in those emails yet she (probably a he) still wants to meet up! Hysterical!

Exactly!

. Bad, bad man

. I do fear he's going to be paid a visit by some of Maria's mates now, let the soap opera commence.....

xavidub · « **Reply #57 on:** September 27, 2006, 07:19:10 pm »

Superb stuff this. Makes you wonder why Nigerian police can't do the same thing and go to meet them. Oh, hang on...

benoeveno · « **Reply #58 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:36:47 pm »

:rofl

benoeveno · « **Reply #59 on:** September 27, 2006, 08:37:59 pm »

djphal · « **Reply #60 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:43:19 pm »

Quote from: misskopite on September 27, 2006, 06:28:02 pm

Exactly! . Bad, bad man . I do fear he's going to be paid a visit by some of Maria's mates now, let the soap opera commence.....

dont say that!!! join me tomorrow for another edition of Maria gets bummed!

djphal · « **Reply #61 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:50:55 pm »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on September 27, 2006, 12:40:28 pm

Not necessarily. If I have that IP address, you can go to www.dnsstuff.com and do a reverse IP look up. You can get the ISP details and geographical details. That is all information that Microsoft hold. To get the physical address you need a court order to the ISP who hold your details.

But once they have the IP address they can attempt to compromise your PC. There are some very nasty things that you can do once you have that IP address...

what can they do??
i think ive done them all from work anyway

mark_lfc_forever · « **Reply #62 on:** September 27, 2006, 10:58:21 pm »

ha ha good emails

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #63 on:** September 27, 2006, 11:45:01 pm »

SP · « **Reply #64 on:** September 28, 2006, 09:35:16 am »

Quote from: djphal on September 27, 2006, 10:50:55 pm

what can they do??
i think ive done them all from work anyway

If they get your home account they could hack your PC, exploiting one of the many weaknesses in Windows. If they manage that they can get personal details from your PC.

For work type situations that should be more secure they could perform a Distributed Denial of Service attack. e.g. use a network of zombie PCs to flood your internet connection with traffic, effectively killing it. Nightmare for your IT department...

Mind you that depends who you work for. If it is a major bank, they are probably already used to DDoS attacks.

Probably nothing to worry about, just don't want you to trip up.

djphal · « **Reply #65 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:25:42 pm »

Maria

I have not heard from you for a while, what is going on? have you made all the arrangements? this is not the way to do business Maria.
I am flying out tomorrow and you have yet to answer my questions
Do I have to pay for this hotel room or are you paying for it?
Will you be waiting for me at the airport?
You gave me a number to ring but i wont be able to hear you as i am deaf, i told you this ages ago
When the deal goes through and the bumming is complete will you be flying back with me to my farm? Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i o
And on my farm I have some chicks Ee i ee i oWith a cluck-cluck here And a cluck-cluck there Here a cluck, there a cluckEverywhere a cluck-cluck
I am getting nervous my sphincter is twitching

If I don't hear from you today I will have to seriously consider cancelling my flight, for a deal as big as this you need to keep in regular contact

Speak to you soon hotlips

Kelvin_Little · « **Reply #66 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:30:36 pm »

fucking brilliant, am loving this......

Corkboy · « **Reply #67 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:42:59 pm »

This is literally laugh out loud funny. You are a bad man.

tomred · « **Reply #68 on:** September 28, 2006, 12:47:03 pm »

Genius.

RedBoywonder · « **Reply #69 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:08:10 pm »

This is better than Extra's.

Raul! · « **Reply #70 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:09:52 pm »

Very very funny. What are your intoxicants of choice?

Liverbird 2010 · « **Reply #71 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:30:07 pm »

Quote from: djphal on September 27, 2006, 12:20:22 pm

Maria

I am all man baby Let me lick you up and down Til' you say stop, Let me play with your body baby Make you real hot, Let me do all the things you want me to do... Cuz tonight baby I wanna get freaky with you,
Take care my little crab stick

FPMSL @ this topic its hillarious

djphal · « **Reply #72 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:35:38 pm »

Quote from: Raul. on September 28, 2006, 01:09:52 pm

Very very funny. What are your intoxicants of choice?

i am a part time crackhead! this helps when talking complete bollocks to dodgy people

djphal · « **Reply #73 on:** September 28, 2006, 01:36:43 pm »

still no reply!! maybe she is pissed off coz i called her a meff!!

The G in Gerrard · « **Reply #74 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:00:47 pm »

genius!

djphal · « **Reply #75 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:15:41 pm »

this was one of the first ones i forgot to add

Maria

Compliments of the day
I am so sorry, how could I have ever doubted my sister, I am sorry to hear about your husband it must have been a very hard time for you, I myself being a farmer can understand what it would feel like to have people invading your farm. Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key Come on now let's get together In perfect harmony I got twenty acres An' you got forty-three Now I got a brand new combine harvester An' I'll give you the key, I will be sending my identification document along shortly so you can give it to your people,
what document would you like? do you need bank statements? 30% last offer!
if you agree i'll send you what you want and book the flight today

Deadlogic · « **Reply #76 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:27:12 pm »

Genius thread.

ealsc15 · « **Reply #77 on:** September 28, 2006, 02:33:08 pm »

fucking love it

I delete them myself if I get them

The Albert Cock · « **Reply #78 on:** September 28, 2006, 03:06:58 pm »

fantastic mate, pissing meself lafffing with this one.

ive read the 419 site in the past, this is as good as anything on there.

good luck with living though la :-o

SP · « **Reply #79 on:** September 28, 2006, 03:17:31 pm »

My favourite 419 scam letter:

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Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Plot 555
Misau Street
PMB 437
Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA

Dear Mr. Sir,

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.

Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number 234 (0) 9-234-2220 only.

Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
tip@nasrda.gov.ng

http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/04/16/cosmic_419er/