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Phylis: unopened lettuce
« on: August 15, 2017, 04:43:04 pm »
Deer doe-eyed Phylis el in bodyment of masculinty,

SABU is Sikh off the eagle-testical player, the soak alt “pre-McDonald’s” who rate themself oh so high when are in FACHT Lidl more than a WIMPY. Miss Phylis Continue: you are no Mr Loose Wires, you are not the crème Keith Deller  crème and yore howse is a bugger joint NOT a restaurant: SABU must educate this deluded fun size homunculus of what you is RIGHTS SABU PUNDIT.

Oh Phylis, with yore “inner scent” baby faece, the buttocks wouldn’t meld in the mouse, the under developed Tess tickles and Gillette-less face like fallow jaffa El Ninny of yester cheer. You so seedless  and “merely a child”… and so was the blood Suker leach in Mr Chow Dick Ing’s oh puss “BLEACH HOUSE”: amoral Mr Skin Pole. The c@ck. SABU is cultured and far far beyond your Ray Parlour tricks and  skull diggery fore we scene it, this Dejan View, this James (not Rodriguez) acting before: there is nuttin nude under The Scum apart from p3: that is the painful day-today reality of SABU’s turban existence.

Pathetic microscopic entity , you spread vial lice about “sour relationship” with Herr Krupps but no-one is fooled. Your angling for a move is obtuse and acutely obvious which reflex your pour judgment and yore degree is M.Phil because is a baiter. Contemptible pig me: weather you leave before end of Augustus or not you have soiled the Libpole experience and will be pampers no more. “But] je suis sud American so mus join the BastardLoner or Royale McDrid”… do ye see SABU the INjun inner hurray to move back to bladdy Jullundar? EXACTLY. Thank you very much.


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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2017, 04:47:55 pm »
Mr Loose Wires  ;D

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2017, 04:48:37 pm »
 ;D Been awhile since I read one of your posts, truly a genius.

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2017, 04:49:04 pm »
OMG  ;D
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2017, 04:52:07 pm »
Ray Parlour tricks and Bastardloner the standouts for me
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2017, 04:54:15 pm »
"...the buttocks wouldn’t meld in the mouse..."

Sage-like.  :)
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2017, 04:54:43 pm »
:lmao

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2017, 04:54:52 pm »
Legend.

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2017, 04:54:58 pm »
:lmao very good

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2017, 04:56:10 pm »
Brilliant as ever.
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2017, 04:58:10 pm »
haha brilliant

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2017, 05:02:48 pm »
Genius!   ;D :wellin

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2017, 05:06:53 pm »
WHO ARE YOU?

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2017, 05:07:56 pm »
WHO ARE YOU?

You are my hero.

He's Sabu Pundit. It says so in his username.
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2017, 05:18:35 pm »
I hope the clubs send this to Phil.

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2017, 05:37:24 pm »
this deluded fun size homunculus
Pathetic microscopic entity
Contemptible pig me

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2017, 05:42:11 pm »
Genius!   ;D :wellin

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2017, 05:48:56 pm »
"SABU must educate this deluded fun size homunculus of what you is RIGHTS SABU PUNDIT."

sabu has spoken ;D

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2017, 05:54:59 pm »
OMFG

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2017, 05:58:43 pm »
My thoughts exactly.
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2017, 05:58:44 pm »
Cow lung das e.t. teriyakiou tu wright such litter? (poor attemt but genuinely wondering ;D)
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2017, 06:07:10 pm »
Ha, ha - brilliant !!  ;D

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2017, 06:13:33 pm »
Deer doe-eyed Phylis el in bodyment of masculinty,

SABU is Sikh off the eagle-testical player, the soak alt “pre-McDonald’s” who rate themself oh so high when are in FACHT Lidl more than a WIMPY. Miss Phylis Continue: you are no Mr Loose Wires, you are not the crème Keith Deller  crème and yore howse is a bugger joint NOT a restaurant: SABU must educate this deluded fun size homunculus of what you is RIGHTS SABU PUNDIT.

Oh Phylis, with yore “inner scent” baby faece, the buttocks wouldn’t meld in the mouse, the under developed Tess tickles and Gillette-less face like fallow jaffa El Ninny of yester cheer. You so seedless  and “merely a child”… and so was the blood Suker leach in Mr Chow Dick Ing’s oh puss “BLEACH HOUSE”: amoral Mr Skin Pole. The c@ck. SABU is cultured and far far beyond your Ray Parlour tricks and  skull diggery fore we scene it, this Dejan View, this James (not Rodriguez) acting before: there is nuttin nude under The Scum apart from p3: that is the painful day-today reality of SABU’s turban existence.

Pathetic microscopic entity , you spread vial lice about “sour relationship” with Herr Krupps but no-one is fooled. Your angling for a move is obtuse and acutely obvious which reflex your pour judgment and yore degree is M.Phil because is a baiter. Contemptible pig me: weather you leave before end of Augustus or not you have soiled the Libpole experience and will be pampers no more. “But] je suis sud American so mus join the BastardLoner or Royale McDrid”… do ye see SABU the INjun inner hurray to move back to bladdy Jullundar? EXACTLY. Thank you very much.


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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2017, 06:17:15 pm »
Shear genius again!!!
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2017, 06:19:52 pm »
Fantastic, as always Sabu.
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2017, 06:20:44 pm »
Thanks Sabu. Just what this forum needed.
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2017, 06:24:36 pm »
If Barca come back with a 3rd bid via email the club should just send them this. ;D

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2017, 06:38:32 pm »
In the goolies ... oh yeah

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #28 on: August 15, 2017, 06:39:18 pm »
Brilliant Sabu.
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2017, 06:45:10 pm »
Outstanding :wellin
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2017, 06:46:24 pm »
 the soak alt “pre-McDonald’s”

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #31 on: August 15, 2017, 06:48:06 pm »
What a load of shite

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #33 on: August 15, 2017, 06:50:35 pm »
What a load of shite

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #35 on: August 15, 2017, 07:27:24 pm »
What a load of shite

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #36 on: August 15, 2017, 07:28:23 pm »
The welcome return of Sabu, just when we needed you most.   ;D

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #37 on: August 16, 2017, 06:15:10 am »
 :lmao :lmao

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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #38 on: August 16, 2017, 06:59:05 am »
I actually understood all of that one   ;D
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Re: Phylis: unopened lettuce
« Reply #39 on: August 16, 2017, 07:10:05 am »
Creme Keith Deller Creme of a post!
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