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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6040 on: July 17, 2017, 08:25:05 pm »
He is 1.95m, he is huge, you are huge-er :D
I'm about 1.87 and I'm taller than most people I meet

I think he was on tip toes during the measuring if he's claiming that.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6041 on: July 17, 2017, 10:26:31 pm »



Just found this on me phone. Couple of months old.

He's about an inch shorter than me which was weird cos he looks huge on the pitch.

Was absolutely sound. Could have bought a decent jumper.

Are you sure it wasn't because he was laying down on the floor and you were on a table?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6042 on: July 20, 2017, 11:48:59 pm »
Seen Matip wondering around Sefton Park on his todd around the times we announced that we signed him.
Knew it was him as he was massive and looked even taller wearing a long coat.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6043 on: August 2, 2017, 06:46:12 pm »
John Barnes coming out of Weaver's Door on Harrington Street. Probably splurged a wad on a hipster outfit. He looked fit but bulky.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6044 on: August 2, 2017, 07:07:35 pm »
John Barnes coming out of Weaver's Door on Harrington Street. Probably splurged a wad on a hipster outfit. He looked fit but bulky.

bulky is being nice

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6045 on: August 2, 2017, 07:23:11 pm »



Just found this on me phone. Couple of months old.

He's about an inch shorter than me which was weird cos he looks huge on the pitch.

Was absolutely sound. Could have bought a decent jumper.

We can see you clearly but you've cut off most of Masterchef's John Torode you idiot!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6046 on: August 17, 2017, 05:47:46 pm »
Carra at his ma's earlier..let on to me like he knew me too;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6047 on: August 17, 2017, 05:57:24 pm »
Carra at his ma's earlier..let on to me like he knew me too;D

What were you doing at his ma's?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6048 on: August 17, 2017, 06:34:49 pm »
Carra at his ma's earlier..let on to me like he knew me too;D
You are Wayne Rooney and I claim my £5   ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6049 on: August 17, 2017, 06:39:51 pm »
You dirty minded fuckers!  :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6050 on: August 17, 2017, 10:34:10 pm »
What were you doing at his ma's?

It's his da.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6051 on: August 26, 2017, 09:46:47 am »
Emre coming out of Suay in formby village last night with his mate who is the absolute double of Sahko. Then went in to the balti house next door and Davy Fairclough in there
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6052 on: August 26, 2017, 10:30:59 am »
Charlie Adam at herons reach golf last weekend- needless to say he's a better golfer than me!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6053 on: August 26, 2017, 11:15:50 am »
Charlie Adam at herons reach golf last weekend- needless to say he's a better golfer than me!

I reckon you could take a better penalty.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6054 on: August 26, 2017, 01:36:00 pm »
In the last 10 days.. Danny Ings, David Platt, and Jos Butler  All in americangolf High Legh   ( I work for AG)
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6055 on: September 3, 2017, 03:53:09 pm »
Not quite the Asda, but Sainsbury's Dulwich & none other than Ser Jorah Mormont of Game of Thrones fame.

A knowing nod & an 'alright mate, I think you're quality'. Fanboy but fuck it, the man is a legend....

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6056 on: September 3, 2017, 06:24:41 pm »
Close relative of AOC. Said Ox is delighted with the move and isn't obsessed with playing cm, would prefer to be deployed in a central role but will do what helps the team.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6057 on: September 3, 2017, 06:35:45 pm »
Jon Flanagan out in Liverpool last night. Was sat happily in the corner having a great time.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6058 on: September 4, 2017, 02:59:53 am »
Alberto Moreno on my flight back to Liverpool from Menorca tonight. With his other half and their lovely toddler daughter. Nice guy. Posed for photos with everyone who asked, and lots did.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6059 on: September 4, 2017, 10:13:08 am »
Close relative of AOC. Said Ox is delighted with the move and isn't obsessed with playing cm, would prefer to be deployed in a central role but will do what helps the team.

In the Asda yeah?
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6060 on: September 4, 2017, 10:38:12 am »
Mo Salah is sitting beside me on a plane to London.



Ok that's not true....

Over in New York, Scarlett Johansson was sitting behind me in a cafe but I had no idea.........somebody told me after she had left.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6061 on: September 4, 2017, 12:49:53 pm »
Brendan Rodgers in The Perch Bar in Belfast on Saturday night

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6062 on: September 4, 2017, 08:37:58 pm »
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6063 on: September 4, 2017, 09:50:45 pm »
Lidl

You met Billy Lidl? He was a great player.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6064 on: September 4, 2017, 09:58:45 pm »
You met Billy Lidl? He was a great player.
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True story...
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6065 on: September 4, 2017, 10:03:05 pm »
Organised my mum and dads wedding reception...

True story...

Impressive. One of the greats.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6066 on: September 5, 2017, 04:07:07 pm »
You met Billy Lidl? He was a great player.

I prefer John Aldiridge

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6067 on: September 5, 2017, 04:09:32 pm »
get thee to the library before the c*nts close it down

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6068 on: October 4, 2017, 03:44:31 pm »
I was chatting to Sergi Canos today, (work related) now with Brentford. Nice bloke. (Formerly on our books and ex Barca)
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6069 on: October 4, 2017, 07:15:55 pm »
Actually in the Asda Smithdown Rd no less, not me though (saw this on twitter) hehe

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6070 on: October 4, 2017, 07:17:07 pm »
The baby's face :lmao

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6071 on: October 6, 2017, 08:10:53 pm »
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6072 on: October 6, 2017, 10:13:10 pm »
Could have sworn I saw Sadio at Manchester airport on Monday, like I would bet my life on it, was proper gawping at him - but he pulled out a British passport. Could it still have been him? He wasn't wearing the African garb like that pic above, standard young rapper type gear (but smart). Saw him at the Dixons or whatever then again in the Escape lounge (it's a very exclusive lounge that I get in to due to my credit card, you plebs wouldn't understand)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6073 on: October 7, 2017, 07:02:53 pm »
Could have sworn I saw Sadio at Manchester airport on Monday, like I would bet my life on it, was proper gawping at him - but he pulled out a British passport. Could it still have been him? He wasn't wearing the African garb like that pic above, standard young rapper type gear (but smart). Saw him at the Dixons or whatever then again in the Escape lounge (it's a very exclusive lounge that I get in to due to my credit card, you plebs wouldn't understand)

Not that exclusive, they fucking let me in  :D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6074 on: October 9, 2017, 08:25:05 pm »
Actually in the Asda Smithdown Rd no less, not me though (saw this on twitter) hehe



This is great. Think he lives around Sefton Park way. Haven't spotted him on a jog around the park yet, mind.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6075 on: October 14, 2017, 08:13:47 am »
Just seen Xabi Alonso coming out the Sainsbury’s on Castle Street, must be over for the game. He’s still a handsome bastard

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6076 on: October 14, 2017, 09:44:03 am »
Just seen Xabi Alonso coming out the Sainsbury’s on Castle Street, must be over for the game. He’s still a handsome bastard

Hopefully coming out of retirement to control our midfield.  ;)

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6077 on: October 30, 2017, 12:33:52 pm »
Actually in the Asda Smithdown Rd no less, not me though (saw this on twitter) hehe



Close the thread down on this, I would have thought?
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6078 on: November 1, 2017, 01:49:51 pm »
Love that Mane pic. It has an oddly adorable quality to it ;D
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?
« Reply #6079 on: November 14, 2017, 08:17:30 pm »
John Henry on the tube.
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