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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #240 on: August 5, 2022, 10:43:28 pm »
Klopp is absolutely going to go mental if they try interview him at half time.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #241 on: August 5, 2022, 10:44:38 pm »
Klopp is absolutely going to go mental if they try interview him at half time.



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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #242 on: August 5, 2022, 11:23:45 pm »
Went and watched the game with 3 Palace fans in Pasadena, one was my daughters old coach. Thought Arsenal were on top for the first 30 minutes and then did nothing the last 60 but get a lucky break. Really a coin flip game that could have gone either way but just went Arsenal's today. Palace fans left feeling pretty good in that they didn't really seem to miss Gallagher that much.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #243 on: August 5, 2022, 11:36:51 pm »
Ayew is dreadful

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #244 on: August 6, 2022, 12:11:26 am »
I actually enjoyed the game.

Nice to see proper footy back.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #245 on: August 6, 2022, 12:12:35 am »
Surely the most important thing is to win the first game? Does the performance even matter, as  no one is going to be at their best.
Yes, but it just felt like more of the same as last season. If they grind out wins like that all season, then fair play.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #246 on: August 6, 2022, 03:47:52 am »
Yes, but it just felt like more of the same as last season. If they grind out wins like that all season, then fair play.

Last season we lost there 3-0, so it’s not more of the same. Also after 3 games last season we had 0 points and a gd of -10. Had we had just 3 points we’d have finished top 4. I’d have taken a draw before the game because it’s the hardest place to go to outside the top 6. Result wise it was excellent.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #247 on: August 6, 2022, 04:19:01 am »
Last season we lost there 3-0, so it’s not more of the same. Also after 3 games last season we had 0 points and a gd of -10. Had we had just 3 points we’d have finished top 4. I’d have taken a draw before the game because it’s the hardest place to go to outside the top 6. Result wise it was excellent.
Is correct, doesn't matter how you put the points on the board to be honest.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #248 on: August 6, 2022, 07:30:14 am »
Best thing about starting on Friday and winning, is you can enjoy the rest of the weekend football. Last season was horrible, weekend ruined.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #249 on: August 6, 2022, 09:19:23 am »
Yes, but it just felt like more of the same as last season. If they grind out wins like that all season, then fair play.

Yeah it really was. Palace are well known to be undercooked because of pre-season



Sorry to rain on Arsenals parade, but those aren’t the stats of a brave new Arsenal. They have a decent new CB, Zinchenko was dreadful to the point they rushed Tierney off the bench, Jesus was tidy without doing much, White was appalling and they were lucky Palace were so profligate.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #250 on: August 6, 2022, 09:23:40 am »
Sorry to rain on Arsenals parade, but those aren’t the stats of a brave new Arsenal. They have a decent new CB, Zinchenko was dreadful to the point they rushed Tierney off the bench, Jesus was tidy without doing much, White was appalling and they were lucky Palace were so profligate.

If they don't sort that long ball over the top they are buggered this season, Ramsdale is a pretty crap keeper too, they are fortunate there are so many inconsistent / bad teams in the league

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #251 on: August 6, 2022, 09:24:24 am »
Zinchenko was shocking, that's the Man City guy I remember but he seemed to become a left footed Lahm on here once Arsenal signed him! Early days though of course.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #252 on: August 6, 2022, 09:25:57 am »
Last season we lost there 3-0, so it’s not more of the same. Also after 3 games last season we had 0 points and a gd of -10. Had we had just 3 points we’d have finished top 4. I’d have taken a draw before the game because it’s the hardest place to go to outside the top 6. Result wise it was excellent.

Every team have different bogey grounds. For example everyone used to worry about us going to Palace and Burnley but we invariably almost always won there.

Are West Ham top 6? I’d say that’s a trickier away game for us. Everton too, sadly. Leicester.

That said, any away win with a clean sheet is always satisfying. You can’t take them for granted before kick off. Enjoy your stress free weekend!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #253 on: August 6, 2022, 09:30:30 am »
If they don't sort that long ball over the top they are buggered this season, Ramsdale is a pretty crap keeper too, they are fortunate there are so many inconsistent / bad teams in the league

It’s actually a decent squad but the one thing holding it back is sat in the dugout. They were battering Palace and then as usual retreated to try and hold what they had and ended up getting dominated, and lucky to get out with a win, against a very undercooked Palace side.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #254 on: August 6, 2022, 09:34:46 am »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #255 on: August 6, 2022, 09:36:59 am »
Always has been. First touch of a bumper car

I'm just amazed there is apparently no one at the club better or no one they could buy to replace him

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #256 on: August 6, 2022, 09:43:11 am »
Zinchenko was shocking, that's the Man City guy I remember but he seemed to become a left footed Lahm on here once Arsenal signed him! Early days though of course.

Thought he was immense first half, got his first assist already too. Not bad for a dud.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #257 on: August 6, 2022, 09:46:05 am »
Yeah it really was. Palace are well known to be undercooked because of pre-season



Sorry to rain on Arsenals parade, but those aren’t the stats of a brave new Arsenal. They have a decent new CB, Zinchenko was dreadful to the point they rushed Tierney off the bench, Jesus was tidy without doing much, White was appalling and they were lucky Palace were so profligate.

We deserved to win, at a very tough place, youre just going to have to live with that

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #258 on: August 6, 2022, 09:57:11 am »
We deserved to win, at a very tough place, youre just going to have to live with that

I’m not sure I can :(

Last night was like the first time you watch Usain Bolt run, the first time you watch a Roger Federer match, the first time you see Daniel Day Lewis acting, the first time you see Jesse Lingard doing one of his funny dances. Just an unstoppable march to domination and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it (except probably Benteke, he’d have bagged last night. Oh and maybe Connor Wickham. And Eze, he could have stopped it. Edouard as….well most Palace attackers actually last night. But that’s it).
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #259 on: August 6, 2022, 11:33:20 am »
I’m not sure I can :(

Last night was like the first time you watch Usain Bolt run, the first time you watch a Roger Federer match, the first time you see Daniel Day Lewis acting, the first time you see Jesse Lingard doing one of his funny dances. Just an unstoppable march to domination and there’s nothing anyone can do to stop it (except probably Benteke, he’d have bagged last night. Oh and maybe Connor Wickham. And Eze, he could have stopped it. Edouard as….well most Palace attackers actually last night. But that’s it).

 :D It was a brilliant display of domination against a very very good team,let's face it they're also just going to get better and better with such a young team all with ceilings in the stratosphere.

And Arteta,whoa,what can you say young,articulate and extremely likeable genius manager smiling away there after the game with the sun gently glistening on his magnificent black head fur.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #260 on: August 6, 2022, 11:39:12 am »
:D It was a brilliant display of domination against a very very good team,let's face it they're also just going to get better and better with such a young team all with ceilings in the stratosphere.

And Arteta,whoa,what can you say young,articulate and extremely likeable genius manager smiling away there after the game with the sun gently glistening on his magnificent black head fur.

Beginning of the new Arse era fam.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #261 on: August 6, 2022, 11:41:27 am »
Thought he was immense first half, got his first assist already too. Not bad for a dud.
Agreed. I thought he did pretty OK to start off with. Wasn't really paying attention later so he might have run out of steam, but it's early days at a new club.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #262 on: August 6, 2022, 12:02:57 pm »
We deserved to win, at a very tough place, youre just going to have to live with that

Palace being a tough place to go is an absolute myth.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #263 on: August 6, 2022, 12:10:09 pm »
Palace being a tough place to go is an absolute myth.

Unbeaten in 9 home games, lost only 4 last season, only once by more than 1 goal, and took 4 points off city. Dont disrespect them just because they got beat by Mikels Marauders .

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #264 on: August 6, 2022, 12:11:59 pm »
No Leno, the fuck is going on Fulham.... Unless he asked not to play. "Can i start my new job on Monday"

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #265 on: August 6, 2022, 12:18:25 pm »
Unbeaten in 9 home games, lost only 4 last season, only once by more than 1 goal, and took 4 points off city. Dont disrespect them just because they got beat by Mikels Marauders .

If we went to Palace on the opening day and won by 2 goals to nil we'd be happy. I'll be happy with that scoreline today against Fulham and they've only just come up.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #266 on: August 6, 2022, 12:19:52 pm »
No Leno, the fuck is going on Fulham.... Unless he asked not to play. "Can i start my new job on Monday"

Maybe he’s Emi Martinezed it. You were always right about him.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #267 on: August 6, 2022, 12:33:48 pm »
Maybe he’s Emi Martinezed it. You were always right about him.

Yeh got so much stick about him, always thought he was a wrong un.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #268 on: August 6, 2022, 12:35:21 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #269 on: August 6, 2022, 01:07:17 pm »
If we went to Palace on the opening day and won by 2 goals to nil we'd be happy. I'll be happy with that scoreline today against Fulham and they've only just come up.

Is right, first game of season is all about getting the 3 points. An away from home start is even harder as you are playing against a hyped up crowd as well. No more intimidating away place than palace and we dealt with things brilliantly by not conceding and winning the game, we had to dig in at times but that’s also a positive. Couldn’t have asked for a better start.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #270 on: August 6, 2022, 01:53:07 pm »
We're already on the back foot and its' the opening game.  :butt

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #271 on: August 6, 2022, 01:58:21 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #272 on: August 6, 2022, 01:59:43 pm »
Did I hear right were these twats singing the national anthem?

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« Reply #273 on: August 6, 2022, 01:59:51 pm »
When those things start going in for him he will go to a new level.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #274 on: August 6, 2022, 02:00:05 pm »
Did I hear right were these twats singing the national anthem?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #275 on: August 6, 2022, 02:36:54 pm »
Yes. Absolutely disgraceful club

Why?

It was only social media rumours that it was him wasn’t it?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #276 on: August 6, 2022, 02:38:22 pm »
What 15:00 are we watching?

Spurs/Southampton sounds good until you remember it's Conte's boring Spurs. Not too fussed about the others.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #277 on: August 6, 2022, 02:38:45 pm »
Why?

It was only social media rumours that it was him wasn’t it?

There’s literally messages from him to the accuser admitting it, it’s horrifying that Arsenal and their fans have just quietly ignored it.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #278 on: August 6, 2022, 02:58:29 pm »
The music playing while the Spurs and Southampton players were in the tunnel sounded like Shawn Michaels theme music. Very strange.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 5th - 7th August
« Reply #279 on: August 6, 2022, 03:02:00 pm »
Already shaping into a very good weekend for Arsenal, though I expect we ll lose top spot in 2 hours, Spurs could get 6 against this awful Soton team.