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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #640 on: December 6, 2018, 02:44:00 pm »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #641 on: December 6, 2018, 03:46:19 pm »


Completely appropriate that the chart entirely encapsulates my reaction to seeing it.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #642 on: December 6, 2018, 04:01:41 pm »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #643 on: December 6, 2018, 04:23:13 pm »
first time i've seen this which was quite a good read.

https://statsbomb.com/2018/11/introducing-the-schedule-adjusted-league-table/

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #644 on: December 6, 2018, 06:10:56 pm »
first time i've seen this which was quite a good read.

https://statsbomb.com/2018/11/introducing-the-schedule-adjusted-league-table/
Hmmm. I'd like to see our relegation APLT compared to that, as I suspect their model still inflates the better teams and underestimates the weaker teams.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #645 on: December 6, 2018, 06:19:12 pm »
A win at the weekend and its plus 8

Let's hope Chelsea have a reaction against City.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #646 on: December 6, 2018, 06:34:27 pm »
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Love this table. Two more points and the Mancs drop off it.  ;D

Would be brilliant to devise one for 72 points so we can see what everyone has to do to get Champions League. I could watch the Mancs slowly fall off that one too, which would be fun
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #647 on: December 7, 2018, 01:58:44 pm »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #648 on: December 7, 2018, 04:15:30 pm »
Put Man Utd on the relegation ALPT

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #649 on: December 7, 2018, 11:35:29 pm »
Chelsea won't be far behind Utd if they lose on the weekend..


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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #650 on: December 8, 2018, 02:09:56 pm »
Plus 8 and a whole weekend of games to look forward too

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #651 on: December 8, 2018, 07:28:05 pm »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #652 on: December 8, 2018, 07:29:22 pm »
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #653 on: December 8, 2018, 07:30:26 pm »


Completely appropriate that the chart entirely encapsulates my reaction to seeing it.

We're about to have a repeat this evening ;D
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #654 on: December 8, 2018, 07:32:01 pm »
Oh my. This is going to look fantastic.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #655 on: December 8, 2018, 07:33:28 pm »
We're about to have a repeat this evening ;D

If anything it will be bigger.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #656 on: December 8, 2018, 07:41:10 pm »
Oh my. This is going to look fantastic.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #657 on: December 8, 2018, 07:41:16 pm »
I'm heading out in a bit so won't have chance to update I don't think until tomorrow.

Depending on what time I get back, I might try later.  I was tempted to cover all three scenarios and then delete the two that aren't relevant... But maybe the suspence will add to the event  ;D

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #658 on: December 8, 2018, 07:50:08 pm »
I'm heading out in a bit so won't have chance to update I don't think until tomorrow.

Depending on what time I get back, I might try later.  I was tempted to cover all three scenarios and then delete the two that aren't relevant... But maybe the suspence will add to the event  ;D

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #659 on: December 8, 2018, 07:56:14 pm »
Can't wait for THAT graph....

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #660 on: December 8, 2018, 09:51:11 pm »
I'm heading out in a bit so won't have chance to update I don't think until tomorrow.

Depending on what time I get back, I might try later.  I was tempted to cover all three scenarios and then delete the two that aren't relevant... But maybe the suspence will add to the event  ;D

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #661 on: December 8, 2018, 10:16:39 pm »
Was Bournemouth a par 1 or par 3?
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #664 on: December 9, 2018, 12:18:17 am »





I hope this graph is like the winter of 2010- once in a lifetime opportunity to see minus numbers so low. ;)

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #665 on: December 9, 2018, 12:24:01 am »
I think Man United disappearing off the bottom is a better look
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #666 on: December 9, 2018, 12:33:48 am »
I think Man United disappearing off the bottom is a better look
I don't think it really illustrated just how far away they were

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #667 on: December 9, 2018, 12:34:39 am »
Spurs are having an impressive season themselves, up to the 90 point mark now.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #668 on: December 9, 2018, 12:40:52 am »
I don't think it really illustrated just how far away they were

That is also a great look. What a time to be alive
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #669 on: December 9, 2018, 01:37:21 am »
It seems nuts that beating City at home is only playing to Par. Which is a compliment to City ... and shows just how well we are doing.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #670 on: December 9, 2018, 02:49:58 am »
It seems nuts that beating City at home is only playing to Par. Which is a compliment to City ... and shows just how well we are doing.
We dropped 2 points when we drew with City at home whilst they broke even. Shows that the onus is on them to beat us on January 3rd which could help us.
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #671 on: December 9, 2018, 03:12:29 am »


Completely appropriate that the chart entirely encapsulates my reaction to seeing it.
This is relevant today as well  ;D
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #672 on: December 9, 2018, 03:16:28 am »
Graph is absolutely sexual. Evidenced above^

Spurs as well man, playing to par after 16 games and still quite a way behind. Can't wait to check City's fixtures and see they've got Fulham at home for the next six.

Edit: City go Everton Home, Palace Home, Leicester Away, Southampton Away, Liverpool Home, Wolves Home, Huddersfield Away, Newcastle Away.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #673 on: December 9, 2018, 04:04:15 am »
This is relevant today as well  ;D
Not quite... ;D
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #674 on: December 9, 2018, 06:39:25 am »
Not quite... ;D

Only Liverpool have managed that shape (twice obviously ;D) Plastics, Spuds, Arse and Red Mancs have all gone the other way at least once and the Red Mancs droop is the biggest of them all  ;D
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #675 on: December 9, 2018, 08:25:02 am »
Not quite... ;D

Told ya. ;D

Only Liverpool have managed that shape (twice obviously ;D) Plastics, Spuds, Arse and Red Mancs have all gone the other way at least once and the Red Mancs droop is the biggest of them all  ;D

Yeah, they're looking a tad floppy.  Maybe Pele should be their next manager?
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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #676 on: December 9, 2018, 08:51:43 am »
Spurs are having an impressive season themselves, up to the 90 point mark now.
And have lost 4 games already. Crazy.

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #677 on: December 9, 2018, 12:17:10 pm »
And have lost 4 games already. Crazy.

They are having a binary season. W or L, no D

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #678 on: December 9, 2018, 12:24:06 pm »
Not quite... ;D


Enjoy it while you can - we're bound to get the droop at United /s

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Re: The Alternative Premier League Table 2018-19
« Reply #679 on: December 9, 2018, 01:01:07 pm »
Should probably get that bump in the middle looked at...
Not quite... ;D

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